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[bluejay-the-geek]

Brain Surgery

[Bruce and Damian are walking to the batmobile to get to a mission]

Bruce: Alfred, call Dick and make sure he's also on his way.

Alfred: Yes, Master Bruce.

Bruce: And while you're at it, find Jason and...

[they spot Jason and Tim in the medbay and stop walking]

Damian: ...Drake?

[Tim is holding surgery tools over unconcious Jason]

Bruce & Damian:

Bruce: What the hell are you doing?

Tim: Brain surgery, what does it look like?

Bruce & Damian:

Bruce & Damian:

[Bruce & Damian continue walking]

[collectivefandomstuff]

[Justice League watch duty]

News: [on the monitor] the gala was cut short after multi-millionaire Oliver Queen fell into the fountain. Billionaire Bruce Wayne was asked to comment.

Bruce: [on screen] I’m honestly distraught. Who gets drunk on PORT?! Disgraceful.

Flash: ...

Superman: ...

Flash: do they even HAVE a real identity?

[extra]

News: and here’s Dick Grayson, mr Grayson what did you think about tonight’s events?

Dick: [standing next to Damian, who is very obviously smuggling a cat in his jacket] ah, well, the speech was just lovely. I really support the cause as well. It’s important that we save the... uh...

Tim: [out of view] foundation for the restoration of ancient manuscripts pertaining to grain imports.

Dick: the- wait, THAT’S what this was?

Reporter: what did you think about Mr Queen’s-

Dick: [staring to the side at Tim, clearly no longer listening] I missed Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s for OLD PAPERS ABOUT GRAIN?

[crazyfreckledginger]

Y/N: What's the worst thing you did as a child?

Jason: *thinking of when he was remotely close to the Batmobile* ...

Jason: ...

Jason: I was born.

Y/N: no-

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[bluejay-the-geek]

After Kon Got Hurt

[Kon wakes up in the medbay and sees Tim sitting near him]

Kon, barely awake: Hey...

Tim: Hey

Kon: Did you get a power where you can duplicate yourself?

Kon: Cause I'm seeing two of you, it's really cool

Tim: *laughs* No, sorry, no new powers... I think the double vision is all you

Kon, sitting up: So I have a new power?

Tim: Yeah

[pause]

Kon, still sleepily: You know, you look... Beautiful

Kon: With the weight of all the world on your shoulders

Tim: You don't have to make me feel better

*Kon kisses Tim*

Kon, lying back down: Yeah...

Kon: Absolutely beautiful *falls back to sleep*

Tim: *is SHOOK*

[bluejay-the-geek]

Jason meeting Wonder Woman for the first time

Jason: She was... she was so nice, and kind and...

Jason: And she called me Robin:)

Barbara:

Barbara: That is your name.

Jason: Well yeah, I know that, but... when she says it it just sounds better

Jason, puffing his chest: "Robin"

*cuteness intensifies*

[bluejay-the-geek]

Leather

[In a fancy event]

Jason: *Looks like he's suffering*

Dick: Come on! This has to be way better then how you usually spend your evenings!

Dick: Dressing up in leather and tying people up

Random person who overhears: *gives Jason a disgusted glare*

Jason: *screaming internally*