#incorrect red robin

[cardinalcheerio]

Tim: Hey dick?

Dick: yeah?

Tim: Sooo... if someone were to hypothetically steal a sculpture called "The Hand". Would they call the heist, "The Hand Job"?

Dick *grinning and searching sculptures*: be a worse crime not to name it that

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

*Robin stopping yj right inside of Gotham’s borders and not letting them into the rest of the city*

Cassie: “wait why can’t we go into gotham anymore!?”

Robin: “i- eh.. the meta rule!”

Bart: “we’ve been in gotham before, and you were the one to sneak us in! That is not a good excuse”

Anita: “yeahhh what’s the real reason?”

Robin: “well um. You guys have seen my face…”

Kon: “so what Rob? It’s not like the second we go into the city we’re just gonna run into a giant billboard with your face and secret identity plastered on it!!!”

Robin glancing behind them:

Robin: “………..”

[incorrect-waynemanor]

bruce: damn it, jason!

tim: jason’s not home

bruce: force of habit. damn it, tim!

tim: nice try, but it wasn’t me either

bruce: what? then who left the warehouse door unlocked?

cass, halting outside the kitchen:

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: I'm a wanted man.

Tim: You weren't even a wanted child.

Jason: Ouch.

[bluejay-the-geek]

Making Amends

Tim: Couldn't we have made amends a long time ago?

Damian: Couldn't you have died during childbirth?

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Jason, just getting up: why does it smell like fried chicken out here?

Tim: Dick made eggs, which is technically fried chicken.

[incorrect-dc-qoutes]

Tim: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Jason: Your life? Tim: I- well yes, but-

[ryemiffie]

Y'all know what's up, more quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes for yours:

Dick: How did you not die?!

Tim: Very nearly.