#source: blackadder

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Started talking to yourself, Ava?

Ava: Yes. It's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation around here.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: A spy is telling Hydra every one of our battle plans.

Natasha:

Steve: You seem surprised, Natasha.

Natasha: I certainly am, I didn't realise we had any battle plans.

Steve: Of course we have! How else do you think our battles are directed?

Natasha: Our battles are directed?

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Wizard: A spy is giving away every one of our battle plans. Rogue: You look surprised, Sorcerer. Sorcerer: I certainly am. I didn’t realize we had any battle plans.

[roseofithaca]

Captain: I wish I'd been sent to the Front. There's nothing I'd have loved more than giving those Frenchies a damn good licking.

Pat: Wasn't it the Germans you were supposed to be, uh...'licking'?

Captain: Don't be revolting, Patrick! The Germans were the enemy! I wouldn't have licked one if he was glazed in honey.

[blunderbusstanut]

Ashley: Andy, started talking to yourself, I see.

Andrew: Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation.

[kahran042]

Incorrect Avatar: TLA quote

Ozai: I have two children. Azula, and another one.

[hitchell-mope]

Mal: your mouth is open father. It should be shut.

[emmikay]

Ed: A person may fight for many things: Their country, their principles, their friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I’d mud-wrestle my own father for a handful of cash and an amusing clock.