#source: disenchanted

[incorrect-fairytail]

Lucy: So if you’re able to destroy the bandits’ base while we draw them out, we can finish them off!

Natsu: And if I do that, what kind of reward am I looking at? 😘

Gray: The fucking salary we’re being paid.

[terrorquotestm]

Fitzjames: I always thought your non-stop negativity was a coping mechanism, Francis. But now… I see you were right from the beginning.

[gammacousin]

*If Thor visited Tony Stark during the blip*

Thor: “Congratulations on the increasing size of your progeny.”

Tony: “Uh…thank you, thank you.”

Thor: “Your dwelling.” *pointing to the cabin* “Are are you poor now?”

Tony: “No?!”

Pepper: “It’s called a ‘fixer upper’.”

Thor: “A fixer upper! Yes! And once the peasants have dug out the moat, and added a turret! And a balcony from which you can sing bathed in the light of a forgiving moon.”

Tony: “On that note, I’m off to Mexico.”

[pra370r1an]

How will they defeat the Collector?

Collector: You tricked me! I can’t believe you! Well, now I’ll never do anything you say ever again!

King: About that, get in the mirror.

Collector: OK!

[writerswho]

Master, as a cat: Oh, I feel superior to all living things.

[notafraidofstopping876]

Quil: I'm kinda scared to try this. Will you guys peer pressure me?

Embry: Sure thing, buddy.

[in-correctteamrocketquotes]

James: I'm sorry, guys. We're gonna die and it's all my fault.

Meowth: Nah, it was me wit' mah incessant do it, do it, do it, do its. Dat's what made ya do it.

Jessie: Neither one of you is to blame. It was both of you. You both killed us.

[minutemens-incorrect-files]

Gage, handing SoleSu a bowl: Come on, let's get your strength back.

*SoleSu takes a sip.*

SoleSu: That's the best soup I've ever had.

Gage: It's whiskey.