#source: hermitcraft

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Is your prototype tried and tested?

Tim: Of course! Impulse has.

Tim: He's had little to no benefits, but he's loving it.

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Kronii: Luckily I'm amazing at everything. The thing I'm best at is probably hubris.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ARADIA, talking about Sollux moving: are y0u taking the purrbeasts with? H0w will y0u kn0w if there are gh0sts in the h0use unless the purrbeasts see them first? H0w d0 y0u think the purrbeasts are g0ing t0 feel if y0u m0ve them in and there are gh0sts in the h0use?

SOLLUX: thii2 ii2 goiing to blow your miind aa. ghosts aren't real.

ARADIA:

SOLLUX:

ARADIA: ...then what are purrbeasts l00king at?

SOLLUX: ...purrbea2t2 are MENTAL, aa

[incorrectfallenlondonquotes]

Wines: My delicious friends, I wish that we could meet under better circumstances, but I must report to you all that the city is on fire. Wines: Things are starting to fall out of place. Furnace Acona got involved a few weeks ago, founding her own city, and it couldn't have come at a worse time because....we are out of money. We're out.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: I'm so proud. I feel like a parent.

Rogue: Sorcerer just got their first formal complaint.

[incorrect-mario]

Bowser: Not everything I do has to start a war!

Bowser: Sometimes I just want to make a society of sewer related mole people

[incorrect-haunted-quotes]

Drake: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!

Drake: I’m actually very good at mathematics.

Drake: Thirdly, I think you might be right.

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

[explosion]

Murray: Bentley!

Sly: Are you okay??

Bentley: JUST FINE!

Bentley: EVERYTHING IS FINE!!