#source: incorrect quotes

[dzed399]

Poppy: So before we leave the island who's in a confirmed relationship?

Paper & OJ: *exchange looks*

Fan: Um... we're focusing on trying to get to safety and Guava's band right now.

Testube, whispering into his ear: You weren't so focused on safety in the clinic a couple hours ago~

Fan: *chockes*

Bot: I'm so done.

[doththymayo]

Racetrack: Jack Kelly is a wanted man.

Spot: Impossible. He wasn't even a wanted child.

[littleroosteruwu]

Incorrect Top Gun Quotes

*Playing twister*

Slider: Right hand red.

Iceman : *ends up on top of Maverick*

Iceman : You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Slider : I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

[chaoticwarrior]

Cleo: Valentine’s Day is a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than driving people insane buying heart- shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Frankie: I wrote you a poem.

Cleo, already crying: You did?

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Mordecai: Ah the humble apostrophe. The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.

Rocky: Also the difference between “well fuck” and “we’ll fuck.”

Mordecai:

Mordecai: Yes that too.

[incorrect-our-flag-means-death]

Ed: *gets down on one knee*

Stede: Oh my god, it’s finally happening

Ed: *trying to put on dress shoes*

Stede, tears in his eyes: He’s finally wearing something besides leather

[aestophobia]

passionfruit incorrect quotes for the soul?

[bboyincorrect]

Petir: Next person to say "weird flex but okay" is getting kicked in the shin. Angin and Daun: Weird flex but okay. Cahaya: Preposterous boast but alas.