#source: incorrectdisasterlineage

[revelryinthememes]

Izuku: All Might, I think that’s against the law

All Might: I Am The Law

[incorrect-uncharted]

Elena: The brothers are shouting outside, don't you think we should do something?

Chloe: You're right.

Chloe: -closes the window-

[warmvanillasugars]

marinette: tall people = the enemy

chat noir: can’t even see you hatin from all the way down there

marinette: i will tie your fricking shoelaces together and you won’t even know til it’s too late

[avengexminds]

Emily: Whoops.

Hotch: Whoops? Whoops? This is not a "whoops" situation. We are far past whoops. "Whoops" is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "oh fuck” territory, and I expect you to act like it.

[thedestroyerz]

*After listening to the Bus Kids mission plan*

Mack: That is the stupidest idea I ever heard. Insane. Crazy. It doesn’t even make any sense.

Skye: So you’ll do it?

Mack:

Mack: Naturally

[magetsa]

Tim: Thirteen-year-old me would be both horrified and in awe of me.

Jason: I'd fight thirteen-year-old me.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Nate: Why do boys call other boys 'pretty boy' as an insult? That's probably the most flattering thing anyone could say to me?? Call me pretty boy. Tell me I'm the prettiest boy you've ever seen.

Elena, to Sully over phone: Yeah, he's awake. No, the meds haven't worn off yet.

Elena: And yes, I'm recording.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Elena, seeing Nate pull out ingredients: You can cook?

Nate: I made a cake once.

Sully: He did, it was very good.

Nate: Really?

Sully: Don't make me lie twice, Nate.