#source: questionable content

[fontasticcrablettes]

I haven't been active here in about 3 months but I return for the sake of bringing you this.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Imagine if you came home one night and everyone was, like, quietly reading.

Bruce: I would be suspicious.

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Okayu: Hey, Roboco, do robots find bands like Daft Punk offensive?

Roboco: Not really. It's like watching a cat dressed up as an astronaut.

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Gem: Imagine if you came home one night and everyone was, like, quietly reading.

Pixlriffs: I would be suspicious.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix, on the phone: Hey, Lucius, it's Bellatrix. Get your arse down here or I'll beat up Draco. Bye

Rodolphus: It's amazing just how many problems you solve with threats of violence. You're like a Swiss Army knife of hate

[ladymiraclewings]

Vesperia: It would be mean-spirited to do a victory dance right now, wouldn't it? Rena Rouge: I'll allow it as long as you keep it tasteful and under 20 seconds.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Wizard: Imagine if you came home one night and everyone was like, quietly reading. Paladin: I would be suspicious.

[crybabycunt]

Yelena, on the phone: Hey, Clint, it's Yelena. Get your ass down here or I'll arm-triangle choke Kate. Bye.

Kate, not giving one single damn that she's been threatened: It's amazing just how many problems you solve with threats of violence. You're like a swiss army knife of hate.

Yelena: Thank you.