#source: taskmaster

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Why would anyone want to hurt Damian?

Tim: Because they met him?

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

[Bucky explains something for fifteen minutes straight]

Walker: [once Bucky is done] I-

Bucky: Well, enough about you.

[incorrectdragonage]

(In the Fade after Rook disrupted the ritual) Rook: Can I ask questions? Solas: You may ask me one. Rook: Are you a child of divorce? Solas: ...

[incorrectbadkidz]

Riz, pre-stealth mission, to the party: I don't mean to be rude, but I cannot think of anyone less suited to a secret task. Fabian literally talks at the volume you would use to warn ships away from rocks.

[karren5]

Incorrect Hazbin hotel quotes

Velvette: I can never tell if you two are going to fuck, or fight.

Vox: I mean, it's frequently both

Valentino: Simultaneously

[grasshopperdoingdogpaddle]

Jack: And these are the Xiaolin losers. Let's start with Rai, short for Raimundo. Jack: And then there's Omi, short for... genetic reasons, I assume.

[incorrect-losers]

Bill *in jail*: I assume you have questions

Stan: I don’t, but I’ve made several judgments

[incorrectuksies]

davey, meeting spot for the first time: can i ask questions? spot: you may ask me one. davey, panicking: are you a child of divorce?