#spicy rambles

[spicy-apple-pie]

I like to think that Jason always has food on him, especially as a kid.

I imagine him walking around the manor with his pockets bulging.

“What do you got in your pockets, Jay?” Bruce asks the first time he sees this, out of pure curiosity.

“None of your business.” Jason snaps. “Why? Think I got jewelry or something?”

“No, not at all.” Bruce hurries to correct. If Jason were stealing from him, he’d be more worried about the implication that he was planning to run away. “Just curious.”

Jason huffs, and leaves.

It doesn’t take long for Bruce to realize that Jason is stuffing his pockets with food. And not stuff like candy or cookies like Dick used to do on patrols, but more hardy foods like granola bars.

So he starts telling Alfred to get more packaged non perishables. A variety of granola bars, cheese and crackers, even juice boxes. And he never tells Jason about this, but the food goes missing all the same.

Bruce even puts pockets in Robin’s costume, just to make sure he feels comfortable.

Jason really appreciates it, but they never talk about it.

[holyrolanempire]

I've had a shot and a beer so time to yell: DAMMON HAS RED HIGHLIGHTS???? 600HRS AND IM JUST NOW SEEING THIS??????

[mycrazydrabbles]

Turtles

The crew was resting on the compound, everyone was enjoying themselves with different activites, Soap and Gaz were watching a movie, Price was reading a book, Ghost was drinking his favorite Bourbon, and then König and R/n were watching videos on the girl's phone.(the last two were trying so hard to stifling their laughs, to avoid disrupting the others)

Then out the nothing, König rose up and ran to who knows where,after that, a very confused R/n walked towards the others (who also saw what happened)

Ghost just raised one his eyebrows and asked about it.

I don't know, we saw a video of a very cute turtle who Made a funny noise and I imitated it.She admited.

And what noise was it? Asked Soap.

R/n took a deep breath and then...Ahhhhh~

*Everyone went silent*

I don't know why that upseted him. Said R/n trying to understand the issue with the sound.

All of them were in shock after hearing R/n's moan, red could be seen on Price and Gaz faces, Ghost had his eyes wide open and Soap started wheezing and laughing.

After the inicial shock Price just asked R/n to avoid doing that again. The girl was just confused about why everyone was making a big deal about her imitating the turtle from the video.

Let's just say that later that night, some men of the 141 had trouble to go to sleep...

[0spicypumpkin0]

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[cosmiicorvid]

so someone showed a pic of Marvin’s power hour video and it looked liked the description had changed to something... not fun h

it ended up being fake but i f r e a k e d o u t

in that moment, i realized how deprived of Marvin content i was.

so when sean actually does do something with him, i might actually die

[spicy-apple-pie]

Bruce says that his "true self" is his disguise. But Dick doesn't believe him.

Bruce keeps saying how important it is to notice the little details. And Dick does. He notices how Bruce's shoulders relax when they make it home after patrol, the slight change in tone as he tells Dick to wash up and head to bed. He notices how Bruce rolls his eyes at his puns, with a slight smirk that he tries to hide. How he ruffles Dick's hair and calls him "chum". Whatever the hell that means.

Most damning of all, Dick knows how Bruce peaks in on him after he's done in the Batcave. It scared Dick at first, for this... stranger to watch him while he slept. But one night, Dick decided to stay up a bit longer to finish a chapter in his psychology textbook Bruce made him read. If he finished it tonight, then he would have the next day free from Bruce's homework.

He startled a bit when the door creaked open. "Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you." Bruce whispered. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah. Why?"

Bruce shrugged. "I just... saw the light on and wanted to make sure you're okay."

"I'm fine." Dick reassured.

"Okay. Not too much longer though." Bruce quietly shut the door behind him.

"Batman's the mask, huh?" Dick thought to himself, turning back to the last paragraph. "Yeah, right."

[spicy-apple-pie]

Okay back on my de aged Damian shit again.

What if Damian recognized Jason.

Bruce had to run to WE to pick something up and left Damian with Cass, Duke, and Tim. He was alright for the first half hour, but once he realized that Bruce wasn’t coming back right away, he started getting fussy. Tim is staying far away because he can never seem to hold Damian in a way that’s comfortable for both of them. He’s trying tho, he puts cocomelon on his laptop.

“Tim, turn that, off that shit will melt his brain.” Duke scolds as he dangles keys infront of Damian’s face. Cass is bouncing him, but it does little to quell the baby’s despair.

“What does it matter he’ll go back to normal in a couple days anyways!” Tim argues.

“What the hell is going on in here?” Jason walks in.

“Damian got babified.” Cass explains, “Bruce had to go to WE and he misses his dad.”

“And he’s making it everyone’s problem. In true Damian fashion.” Tim adds.

Damian finally lays eyes on Jason and immediately threw himself at him and cries harder. Cass catches him, but Jason also instinctively tries to catch the falling baby.

“He recognizes you!” Cass said, trying to maneuver Damian into Jason’s arms.

“Stop squirming so much.” Jason complains, but eventually Damian settles. His cheeks still red and his eyes still watery.

Cass takes a quick picture. Jason tries to grab her phone, but with a baby in his arms, he’s not going to be chasing her down.

Bruce comes home and he is elated that Jason is here and is holding Damian.

“Aw, are you having fun with Jason.”

Damian bounces happily now that his dad is back. “Great, you’re back. Take your kid.” Jason tries to pass off Damian to Bruce.

“Damian, do you want to come with me or stay with Jason?” Bruce offers out his hands.

Damian looks at Bruce, then at Jason, then back and Bruce. And then he’s throwing himself at Bruce.

Damian was a very trusting child lol

[spicy-apple-pie]

I just want to put this image in your head...

Batcow with Moomies

if you don't know, when cows get excited, they jump around a lot like dogs do.

Super cute right?

Now imagine when Bruce and Damian let her out into their land, she's all jumping and running around because this is the first time she's even seen grass.

Also, they will run up and slobber all over you if they like and trust you.

I just want more batcow okay?