#straykidsincorrect

[irlakashi]

Jimin: being short sucks

Ten: you are not even THAT short, i mean, look at me

Hwanwoong: i am even shorter, don't you dare to compare

Changbin: excuse ME?!

Woozi: g-guys let's stop talking

[trashykattu]

Chan: *vigorously tapping key on his laptop*

Woojin: That's not going to help...

Chan: *still tapping key* It helps ME

[multiple-opposites]

incorrect 00 line from my group chat this morning

jisung: (changed conversation name to 'fuck batmn')

felix: dude batman wouldnt be down he's def a top

felix: he'd fuck you

hyunjin: you sound like you've analyzed and researched this

felix: nah it's just common sense

seungmin: um okay

hyunjin: ...sure

jisung: i feel like batman is actually a bottom but like a brat

felix: oh shit

felix: you've opened my eyes

felix: that's so accurate it's scary

felix: did you violate batman?

seungmin: we're not having this conversation

felix: its a free country seungmin shut up

felix: answer the question jisung

seungmin: well then

felix: you know i'm joking

felix: about the shut up though i wanna know the truth about jisung's pastimes

hyunjin: the rest of us don't

jisung: cause changbin reminds me of batman and he's 100% brat

hyunjin: jfc how

jisung: they're both really dark a broody

seungmin: um have you met changbin

jisung: yes

[minsungincorrectquotes]

Jisung: What do you want to drink?

Minho: Something as dark and cold as my soul

Jisung: *hands Minho a warm glass of milk*

Minho: ....should I be offended?

[minsungincorrectquotes]

Jisung: Are you crying

Minho: No, I'm just having an allergic reaction

Jisung: To what?

Minho: Life

[minsungincorrectquotes]

Jisung: How can I get Minho to notice me?

Jeongin: Pour honey on his cats