Aight, back at it again with me rewriting hc's of Mario's family... yes. I'm redoing all of them 😅
I did say that I wrote a lot of this back in 2024, after all. Plus, this is fun!
Ngl, Tony is probably my favorite of everyone in this family (probably next to Mia), so writing this one was fun, just because I got to imagine the kinda stuff I could do with him.
And... now that I don't have as much work to get done (and a mountain of stress piling up... I need a break 😅), I thought I might get back to this once and for all!
Er-go: HEADCANON
(TW: alcoholism, ableism, homophobia, financial struggles, poverty, mental health issues (depression), arrest, family problems)
Tony (or Antonio, but almost everyone calls him Tony) was born on November 19, 1977, just seven minutes before his twin brother, Arthur.
Just like with Pio (since... well, they're brothers), he lived in a small apartment for most his life. Funnily enough, however, his parents had to move soon after he and Arthur were born in order to have more space (they weren't exactly expecting TWINS lol). Thankfully, they managed to scrape enough together, and they now live in that apartment to this very day.
Growing up, Tony was kind of the black sheep of the family. While everyone else was work-oriented, he was more interested in having a good time and being a kid for as long as he wanted. He was shielded from most of the financial struggles his family faced (by his parents' own insistence, and Pio being an overprotective bro.
He was introduced to a wide variety of media at a really young age as Pio would rent out VHS tapes to watch, and their mother would have the radio on constantly, so TV shows and music were his form of escapism. As a result, he has a good catalogue of good movie choices and artists lol.
As a kid, he was (and still is) very hyperactive. He was the kind of kid who just could NOT sit still, and he was constantly late and disorganized. Thus, it was no surprise when he was diagnosed with (at the time) ADD.
And this being the 80s-90s, you can probably get an idea of what that was like.
Still, despite the backlash he received from it, he took it in stride. To him, it was just another excuse to have fun with people. If they were gonna get mad at him for enjoying something, he might as well enjoy it more! And to that, he most certainly did.
This was also around the time when he started realizing he wasn't exactly "straight" like many of his peers. Of course, he couldn't quite be open about this (it was the 80s, after all), but needless to say, when he saw the news about the NYC gay rights bill of 1986... he was pretty much smiling ear to ear.
He came out to his brothers as gay in private, something both of them were... well... mixed about. Pio was primarily concerned about his little brother getting hurt, and Arthur... let's just say he didn't exactly have the best view of 'the gays' back then.
Either way, Tony RELISHED in his identity. He never felt a push to date anyone or find a partner (still doesn't); to him, him being gay was just "Oh, that's cool. Anyway..."
Sadly, though, while his childhood was quite fun... it all came to a halt as he started to near his teenage years.
He was being pressured to think about his future, including a job, family, housing... everything. Exams at school became more and more intense. And all his teachers began (rather aggressively) informing him that everything he did would determine his life moving forward.
Mind you... he was 13.
They began showing those PSAs about what would happen if you failed in life... which definitely scared him straight, but to the extreme. He spent hours trying to do perfect work, chastising himself when it just wouldn't happen. He felt so lost around everyone else since it seemed as though they all knew what to do. To make matters worse, he didn't even know what he wanted to do with his life!
And then high school rolled around.
He faced even more backlash for "slacking off" during class and pressure to choose a job. No matter what he picked, it all felt like the wrong choice (whether it be the dirty looks from his teachers, or his own insecurities). It was a stressful time for him as he tried to keep up with the work, but he always felt like he could never come close to being on the same level as everyone else.
And eventually, t all came to a head during his junior year when he failed one of the core classes, and his frustration reached a breaking point.
It was that very day that led him to dropping out of school altogether…
This... didn't exactly go over well with the family.
His parents were disappointed; they only wanted the best for their boys. They already felt horrible for one of their sons (Pio) for dropping out to take on work... and now another?
Arthur's disgust for his brother grew, which Tony didn't even care about as their relationship had only grown rocky over time.
But Pio... Pio was especially furious. He'd worked hard to make sure his brother led a good life... and that was the thanks he got?! This all culmninated in a huge fight that lasted for hours.
It only ended once Tony stormed out to do work on his own.
He doesn't like to talk about it much... but he spiraled as he bounced from one place to another and trying to get whatever job he could. He could never hold down a job for too long, which always frustrated him. He became a regular at the unemployment office, and it always felt like yet another failure to tack on.
When he wasn't doing that, he'd be getting drinks just so he wouldn't have to stress about… everything. He's not proud of it, but at the time, he wasn't sure what else to do.
After all... if he was destined to mess up, what was the use in trying to prove anyone wrong...
Because he didn't have much money to his name, he spent most of the time couch-surfing or sleeping on the streets. He doesn't remember anything that happened during this time... and he's not sure if he wants to.
Eventually, though, it all culminated in him getting arrested for a DUI after crashing his motorcycle one night... and that was enough to scare him straight out of his haze.
Those few days he spent staring at the cell wall, he finally realized how deep he was in. He was scared of hurting anyone, something he promised he'd never do, not even on his worst nights. He also thought about what he wanted to do... not the standard "suit and tie" jobs. But just... a Tony job.
And when he was released, he did just that.
He managed to get his GED, got an apartment (with some roommates), and took up a job at a gas station… as lead slushie attendant (he loved it since he could do the taste tests for them… in secret, ofc). And he still works there to this day... except he's the full-fledged manager!
He also started rehab... and he can proudly say that he's currently 28 years sober, and still going.
During all this time, he never reached out to his family. He was still too ashamed to face them (and part of him believed he didn't have a right to apologize after everything that transpired). He figured he'd let it slide for a while until he felt ready... even when it always lingered in the back of his mind.
But then... one day... he received a knock at his door.
From Pio.
To Tony's shock, he wasn't there to berate him, or look down on him... he just wanted to invite Tony to his wedding.
This, of course, confused him, but Pio reassured him:
"Look... we're both idiots. You screwed up, and I screwed up. But we're adults now. We both got our asses in check... and I don't wanna hold a grudge. I just want my brother."
Needless to say... Tony was more than happy to attend. ❤️️
In the present day, he takes great pride in being the black sheep of the family. Despite how his family often rolls their eyes at his antics, he knows they wouldn't prefer it any other way.
His relationship with Arthur is also better, though it's nowhere near how it used to be. Still, they both changed after so long, especially after Arthur had his first kid with Marie. Admittedly, his older bro is still a bit of a stick in the mud, but he tries better.
He's not a homophobe, though!
However... Tony's proudest achievement came in the form of his oldest nephews:
From the day Mia announced she was pregnant, Tony made it his mission to be the best uncle he could be. And... he's pretty much done just that!
He prides himself on being the fun uncle by taking the two of them out wherever they wanted, and sneaking them presents whenever their parents weren't looking (toy cars for Mario, and notepads for Luigi to draw with). He was also very insistent that they watch every single movie he had when he was a kid… so, naturally, they also have very good taste. Same thing with music.
When they got older, he was the first person to clock that neither of them were exactly straight (or... cis). But he didn't say anything since he didn't want to assume.
But... he did make it known he'd be willing to talk if they ever had any questions. ❤️️
Needless to say, he gave some pretty good advice when they wanted it:
"Kiddo... a job shouldn't be something you dread getting up for every time you wake up. If you enjoy it, that's all that matters."
"Look, kid, I don't care if they're a boy, girl, or whatever. If they treat you like you're shit, kick 'em to the curb."
"If you feel like you're drained just talkin' to her… how come you still wanna be her partner?"
"Love's s'pposed to be fun at your age kid, but don't let that blind ya. You're not gonna marry your first crush. It's like a play date, y'know?"
Her fiancé’s face. Not hers. That was what he saw when the cellar door opened.
A face full of triumph. Radiant with glee. Brimming with spite.
“Nowhere to run, crook.”
Furious shouts echoed outside.
Soldiers.
Her fiancé stood aside, and armed men poured in.
The fugitive—the prisoner—sank to his knees.
“Take me, then,” he said, resting his hands on his head. He wondered: would she ever know what had happened while she was away? Would she resent him for never saying goodbye?
“On the floor!” a soldier barked. Kicking him down. Shackling his wrists.
Just like that, it was over.
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Noel had replaced her phone, and retrained the rifle on me. A rush of something electric subsided as the moment passed. I wriggled my hands in my gloves. My choice had been made.
Had I really been about to jump her? The gun had still been pointing at me, although her finger had left the trigger.
Now it was stuck firmly in place, Noel’s Saint Valentine’s Day manicure facing me as her index finger hung heavy on the metal trigger.
“I don’t know what else to tell you, Noel,” I said, catching my breath from shouting.
“How about the truth,” she stated firmly, her father’s accent heavy in her voice.
“I don’t remember any of it. I mean it.” The image of her father standing in front of my door still screamed at me from the inside of my mind, demanding to be further examined, for as long as it took to prove it wrong. “Can you just, walk me through what happened to your dad? Maybe it would help.”
“You already know,” she cried, croaking out a sob. “Don’t you?”
Hands still raised, I shook my head slowly, keeping my face a stolid mask. “No. All the police told me was that you were missing. I didn’t hear anything about your dad. That’s the truth,” I pleaded.
“You talked to the cops and still came out here, when you knew they were looking for me?” Her tears weren’t even dry, but now she was almost laughing. “Gee, for a teacher you’re awfully stupid.”
I burned with quiet annoyance, and breathed it out slowly. “I came here to help you. Even though the cop told me not to, because I thought you were in trouble.” It’s not my fault you lied, I didn’t say.
“Well, I had to get you out here somehow,” she said defensively. Sensing a weakness, I thought to pounce. No. Slow, and calmly. There was still a rifle being pointed at my head.
“Just talk me through what happened, why you ran out here in the first place.” She looked at me suspiciously, shifting on top of the dead basswood tree. “I won’t tell anybody.”
“Jesus,” she swore, then stepped backward off the trunk. “You’re still asking, even when I promise to kill you for lying.” She had calmed down too, and took a deep breath as she crouched, her pijamas muffling the thumps of her knees on the forest floor.
I watched her carefully as she hunkered down against the fallen tree, rifle held against the trunk, now aiming at my chest.
That was when the woodpecker chose to leave in flight. He was a thin, red-headed bird, starkly visible against the blue sky, framed by the leafless branches of the trees.
He chirped above Noel and I, pecked at a withered branch before unfurling his wings and slapping hard into the air. He freed one brown tail feather, and we watched it gracefully see-saw down, landing in the roots between us.
We both stared at the feather, then looked back towards each other. Eyes locked on the tiny feather, she began.
“He was… I wanna say kidnapped, but he’s not a kid. The power to the whole house was cut.” She sighed, still staring down at the lonely chocolate feather. “No idea how the alarm hadn’t tripped, they said.” She took another breath, this one shaking slightly.
“Mommy and I woke to a broken house full of blood. Father comes home late, so mommy said she didn’t wake up when she heard the noise.” Now her voice was full of tears, breaking and shaking throughout.
Her eyes turned to mine. “I didn’t have to stay up late, watching for him to go in your room. You were gone.” Staring into the raw red of her eyes, I could see the simmering hatred on the surface. Hatred for me.
“So I told them, told the cops, about you and him. They all figured you were the…” She turned to face me, tears and hate still brimming in her eyes. “They all know that you stole my dad. I told them I had to go to the bathroom, so I went back in the house, and…”
Now her eyes were back on the feather, and she was somewhere else, seeing it all. Slowly, she started again.
“None of them stupid cops were watching his study. It was full of his blood. Books everywhere. Chair shattered and stupid highball glass in pieces on his black walnut hardwood.”
She suddenly looked up at me, eyes wide. “His guns. They were untouched. All that time spent shooting… His gun cabinet was chock full, unlocked, unloaded, untouched.” She turned to me now, then looked down at the rifle in her hands.
“I don’t think he’s even used this one,” she said, marveling at it.
“Do you really intend to change that?” I asked in a whisper.
She stared at me, then down at her finger, her pink nails and too small hands tight against the wooden stock. She looked back at me again, straight at my chest, where the rifle was leveled.
“I want to,” she whispered back. “I want to bring my daddy back.” She finally blinked the tears out of her eyes, and the hatred came pouring out of her as she stared at the center of my chest.
“It won’t. It will just ruin your life.” I took a deep breath in, grabbing the courage. “Keep the gun at me, but know that I’m not lying.” I waited for her to nod, and she didn’t. “I didn’t do anything to your dad. There’s a lot in that video I don’t understand, I do understand that you’re scared right now. And that’s why I’m here. Not to get shot by my student, my friend. But to help her see reason,” I said.
Her eyes slowly trailed upward to my eyes, then held there before she broke. She collapsed, the rifle falling as she let go of it to break into a horrible sobbing fit. The rifle landed on my side of the basswood trunk.
Feverishly, I leapt for it. With the heavy metal and wood furnishing secured in my hands, I realized I had no idea how this type of gun worked. The only thing I’d ever shot was some sort of pistol with an eleven in the name, and that had been a decade ago in some long forgotten shooting range.
The cold metal of the lever underneath my glove drew my attention, and I jacked the lever down. Nothing happened. I looked down at the safety, then decided just to try it again. This time, an unfired bullet flew out of an ejection port on the side, and I could see another thin sliver of death being loaded within.
I slammed the lever up and down repeatedly, bullets coughing out with a noisy rasp. Over the small clinks and thumps of the unloading, I could still hear Noel’s sobbing. Now empty, I threw the husked rifle into the woods uncaringly.
Standing, I stepped over the trunk to sit next to Noel. She was curled up in the dirt, hiding her face, and sobbing. I put a hand on her to rub her back, and she screamed, kicking at me. I scooted back, her yell fading into the choked sobs again.
I moved away, then just sat there silently. I listened to Noel’s sobs eventually die away into labored breathing, and then just deep, haunted moans.
Gloved hands between my knees, I stared at the pile of live ammunition, and the small reddish brown feather.
Suprising myself, I began to silently cry.
*****
Inspector Horne was an older, skinny woman. She stared at the clearing over thin, gold rimmed glasses that were bound to her neck by a skinny metal chain. She was dressed carefully in work clothes and a thick down coat, buttoned only to the waist.
I watched her eyebrows knit together as she peered down at the lever action rifle I had thrown to the ground at least an hour ago. She was alone next to the old basswood, in her own world of quiet concentration.
Thick clouds had gathered above quickly, suddenly and violently pelting the woods with blasts of thin, melty snow. It’d stopped for a while, now only blasting us with a never-ending wind from the mountain.
The sun was hidden behind the clouds, and with my phone taken away, I had no sense of what time it really was. I was trapped in slow time again. Nearby, a cicada buzzed.
I looked around again for Noel, but she had been taken too, with a thin red blanket and a cop’s hand around her shoulder. She had still been crying, snot pouring down her face. She hadn’t looked at me once.
I felt my eyes land on the feather again. Nearby, the inspector touched the same sappy cutting in the tree that I had. The feather was pinned beneath a single unfired bullet, pushing and pulling with gusts of wind.
There was something almost vile about the way it was held there. It seemed lost, trying to free itself and rejoin its flock.
Tearing my eyes away from the pinned feather, I stared into the woods. They had lost their apathy. It had been silenced, choked out as the space between the trees was choked with cops, their chirps of radio chatter and the steam from hot coffee in paper-thin McDonald’s cups.
Radiating outward from Horne was a small entourage of cops. The infection of blue uniforms spread as they scuttled over every inch of the woods, all but two steering clear of a yellow line of tape I sat just outside of.
My own red blanket covered my head and back, doing a poor job to keep the wind from cutting through my jacket as I sat against a tree..
“Mr. Dempsey,” a particularly unkempt and balding blue-suit was saying. “Can you please take a stand?”
I looked up at him, and imagined what I must look like. Sleep rings under my eyes, fucked up hair, sweat frozen to my face, and still recovering from having a gun pointed at my head. I blinked heavily once, twice, then said, “Why?”
He stared back at me with a growing resentment, hand on the taser in his holster. “I need to make sure you don’t have any more weapons on you, I do,” he said, slowly. His accent was lilting in an almost sing-song manner, though his thick beard and mustache muffled his words.
I looked back at the rifle, which another cop was carefully shoving into a large plastic bag. Its lever was stuck in the ‘down’ position, and I wondered idly if I’d ruined it. “Wasn’t mine,” I said tiredly.
“Be that as it may,” he started, almost growling.
“Heel, Junior.” Inspector Horne approached the two of us, and the blue-suit Junior stepped back, plainly annoyed. “Good boy,” she said in an accent to match his own. “I’m sure Mrs. Montgomery could use some help back at the home,” she said pointedly, hooking her thumb backwards.
He wandered away, cursing and muttering something under his breath about dog treats. Horne turned to look at me, glasses magnifying her blue eyes as she gave me an evaluating stare. Her thinning, gray eyebrows peaked high as the stare went on.
“What?” I finally asked.
She went on staring, curious eyes and brows unchanging. A sudden gust of wind blew a crop of black hair into her eyes, covering her gold-rimmed glasses. She blinked, and carefully moved the hair out of her eyes as she crouched to face me on my level.
I thought about asking her again, but decided against it as she settled on her haunches.
Then, her eyes moved past mine, to something behind me. Idly, she pulled a knife out of the pouch on her belt.
I turned to watch her as she wicked a thick but stodgy dead branch off of the tree, pulled it to her, and began to slice the dead stubs off. Thin, pale curls of wood, maybe ash, dropped into the woods between her knees. The knife had to be as sharp as sin.
“Are you our guy?” She asked me without looking up. Her head was cocked slightly as she looked down. She swiftly squared the branch, leaving a pile of pale curls of wood at our feet. “Did you take Kyle?”
“No,” I said quickly. “I don’t know anything about that, besides what Noel told me. I… I’m sorry I ran away when we were on the phone. I was worried about her.”
She looked at me silently and slid the block of wood into the pouch with her knife, still assessing me all the while. Her lips made a line, and she stood again. “That was about the worst thing you could’ve done. It doesn’t exactly help prove your innocence in this whole ordeal. But I’m sure you’ve figured that out.”
She paused, looking over at the pile of bullets. “I’ve got a lot of questions to ask you, Mr. Dempsey. First, we’re gonna need to search you. Stand up,” she said matter-of-factly.
I did so, almost without thinking. She had honed her cop-voice as much as her knife, and it shocked me how quickly I jumped to do what she said.
“You got anything on you I should worry about? Needles, sharps, guns?”
I shook my head, thinking of Sam and Jack, and the imagery that had stuck in their minds. I grimaced, facing the old inspector.
“Turn an’ face the tree, kindly,” she drawled. I did so, and she kicked my feet apart, so my legs were spread. Considerate but roughly, she patted me down and checked my pockets.
My wallet and phone had already been taken, leaving only the headphones for her to find. She carefully replaced them, patting on my back. “You’re good,” she said.
I turned to face her again. “What happens now?” I asked, feeling the nervous energy bleed into my voice.
She smiled. “We take you down to the station, ask you some questions. That’s all we were gonna do on the phone too, before you went Forrest on us.” She surveyed the basswood over the creek, looking down at the slowly disappearing pile of ammunition an officer was slipping into a bag. “I’m just glad no one got hurt.”
She turned back to me, and I nodded. “It was a close thing. I don’t think-”
“Save it for the station, Dempsey.” She turned to a nearby cop with a high ponytail, and approached to talk with her briefly. I turned back to the feather. As the final bullet was packed in the bag, it finally slipped away into the wind.
I watched as it climbed, higher and higher, until it disappeared into leafless trees. As it faded away, I wondered if it would reach the sky, or if it would be caught again in the skewers winter had made of the dead branches.
“Let’s go, Dempsey.” Inspector Horne was waiting for me at the edge of the clearing.
I stood.
*****
The empty side street that fed into the park entrance was bathed in flashing blue and red lights. Compared to the cop cars that filled the street, I realized Horne’s car was different. It had the same bars in the back windows, but no sirens, and no obvious signage.
Now, other parts about her stood out to me. She wore no uniform, just black slacks and a smart button down with a coat, along with her fancy, gold rimmed glasses, and their thin, web-like chain.
“I can’t get in that car,” I said.
Horne was standing on the opposite side of her small blue-black four door, and having opened the door, she was already situated with her left foot on the inside. “And why not?” she asked, with guarded curiosity.
I already felt woozy, staring through the bulletproof window at where she intended me to sit. I shook my head, and looked at her from across the car. “Matter of fact,” I started, knowing I wasn’t answering her question, “do I need to come with you to the station?”
Horne looked at me testily, her eyes narrowing. She simply said, “No.”
The ‘but I’ll arrest you if I have to,’ went unstated.
“I have a meeting with a professor of mine soon,” I lied, the meeting wasn't for hours yet. “Maybe we could do it another time?”
She leaned on the side of the car, sighing quietly. “You’ve got a meeting at, what, eight in the morning?”
“Yes.”
“Mr. Dempsey, we need your help with this. Noel’s father is missing, and whatever just happened in the woods back there needs to be cleared up.” She looked down at me meaningfully. “I’ve seen the security footage. We need your utmost cooperation in this matter,” she drawled slowly.
I felt a shock of anxiety ride down my spine and out to my fingers as I registered the doublespeak for what it was.
You're fucked.
“Do I have to ride in the car? I could just walk. And I’ll tell you for free, I’m not answering any questions without a lawyer.”
The lights of the sirens played in her eyes as they glimmered, and she smiled cruely. “Being a smartass won’t get you anywhere, Dempsey.” Her southern accent had vanished, and was replaced with a formal north-eastern accent. She slammed the car door, and rounded the vehicle while pulling out her handcuffs.
Finally, I realized what had been bothering me about her the entire time. Maybe it was the adrenaline, or just the fact that I’d been making some reckless decisions, but I knew she was working with the kid gloves on. She was no cop. She was a fed. Why was a CIA or FBI agent in town, just in time for all of this to happen? And where the hell had her accent gone?
These thoughts dissolved as she pushed me roughly against the car’s trunk, bringing my hands together behind my back. “You have the right to remain silent,” she started. I tuned her out, distantly hearing that I was under arrest for ‘disobeying an officer of the law,’ while one single burning truth rode visciously in the front of my mind as I stared blankly at the dark blue paint of the trunk.
She was going to make me ride in a car.
*****
I was living a nightmare. Trapped in the back seat behind bars, I sat with my legs curled up against my chest, feeling like some sort of dull species of rabid animal with my heart stabbing a beat so hard into my ribs I felt it in my skull. Somewhere distant, Horne was talking uncaringly on her radio.
I could feel every bump in the road, and I had to keep myself from throwing up Levi’s hot chocolate all over the leather seats. My body, traveling faster than it had in years, knew something was desperately wrong, and was flooding with flight and fight chemicals.
I could do neither. I very carefully tried to force this knowledge into my body, but it went on blindly losing its shit. Levi and the White Picket Trench seemed like a lifetime ago now.
I closed my eyes, and it made it slightly better. Now, all I could see was their faces. My mother and my sister, cold in the morgue, my father pulling me out of-
No. Happy thoughts.
My mother. My mother had driven us to vacation every year. Although Danil, our driver, had taken us to Brearley every day, mom had taken it on herself to drive all of us down to our vacation home every year.
‘I wasn’t born into this life of luxury like all of you,’ she’d say to us anytime someone suggested we take a plane or have the chauffeur drive us. Nadine Dempsey reckoned, often verbally in her I’m-your-parent-and-I’m-teaching-you-a-lesson tone that, ‘Sometimes doing some hard work all on her lonesome keeps a woman sane.’
How keeping a gas pedal parallel to the floor of the big black dodge caravan she'd bought special for the occasion constituted hard work, my sisters and I never understood. Nor did my father understand why she kept on with it after he'd explained the seemingly foreign concept of cruise control to her for what had to have been the fiftieth time today.
I smiled, thinking of the day Danil had been off sick, and mother, before she went to work, dropped my sisters and I off at Brearley.
She had been worried about being late, but still took the time to kiss us goodbye before peeling out into 83rd Street traffic. A long time after that day, after Nadia and I had graduated from Brearly’s upper school, and Nicolette was just entering the upper school,
You laughed.
The thought stopped in my mind, jarring my eyes open.
I looked around.
Horne had no smile on her face, and the noise had been… A laugh. It wasn’t Horne’s voice, and it hadn’t been mine. There had been no crackle of the radio in the gruff, quiet laughter.
Had it come from inside my head?
Fuck. I’m losing it. Today was not a good day.
“We’re here,” Horne said. The car came to a sudden stop, and I pulled from my thoughts yet again.
She killed the car, then got out and pulled me roughly from where I had curled up. “See?” she drawled, her southern mountain accent mysteriously returned. “Wasn’t so bad, now was it?”
I thought about saying a few things, then decided against it, in fear of my voice shaking. It felt good to be out of the car, finally.
The Old Hill Police Station was an ugly, bedraggled thing, crouched low to the ground and made of soot stained concrete and hastily drawn curtains behind thick paned windows.
Horne herded me past a standing rock with the town’s map carved into it, hand on the thick chain of my cuffs, and forced me to open the door for us. I did, and I was pushed into the empty waiting room.
The precinct smelled like dust and stale coffee. Behind a desk, a young pretty woman who was watching reruns of Cheers on a seven or eight inch tube TV stood suddenly, staring reverently at Horne as the two of us passed her stopping before a thin hallway left of the desk.
Horne looked at her from across the sea of paperwork and cold coffee as the theme song rang out in the small, guileful room.
“Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot… Wouldn’t you like to get away?”
“A bit on the nose, no Kim?” The young woman stared blankly at Horne, then blinked. The inspector sighed, and shoved me down the hallway. The theme song echoed down after us, the thin piano and sullen bass seeming empty and dead, he vocals haunting us from down the hall.
“Where everybody knows your name…”
The precinct was empty, save for the dead cockroaches in the corners. I imagined all the bored fifty-something blue suits coming out of their dusty offices at the first sign of something interesting, getting all geared up to go stand in the middle of the woods to be useless and drink coffee.
I was herded past the empty meeting rooms and offices towards what was obviously the cellblock. A small light above the high security door flickered, then died. The door opened as we approached, sounding with a loud buzz and a chunk of something mechanical in the wall.
The cells were empty, and surprisingly clean, save for a thin, emaciated roach that slivered up the wall and into a dim light fixture. Horne had paused here, to let me take it all in. I smirked, and hoped she didn’t see it.
“You get a call, of course.” And again, the accent was gone. She gestured to an old landline on the wall, to the right of the entrance. “You’ll probably wanna call that lawyer of yours,” she said, full of a dry mirth.
“Can’t exactly call with my hands locked up,” I kindly reminded her.
“Now that’s quite the conundrum,” she smirked, and now it was an exaggerated New Yorker accent, something out of the 1980’s.
“What the fuck is your deal, lady?” I couldn’t help it.
Her smile only grew, and she roughly grabbed my hands, undoing the handcuffs. “Now, do you have the number memorized? Or do you need your phone? Most a’ you youngins these days,” again she slipped into the mountain-folk accent, “don’t bother to memorize phone numbers.”
“I know the number.” I glared at her. As a child, I had only known one. My mother’s.
She was dead now, and I was back in that morgue again, staring at her ruined face. It made me think of the old Snapchat and Facebook memories that had popped up on her birthday, and all the old pictures they’d shown at the slideshow at her funeral.
They weren’t right. They were no longer her for me. My mother was a ruined eye socket, an open jaw with both sets of pristine teeth revealed. A face torn clean of skin, then muscle, and then most of its bone by the rainy blacktop.
Across the table, my sister was somehow worse, a twin to my mothers disfigurement. At times, I had trouble remembering her face. There hadn’t been anything left that resembled a human.
I took the phone off the rack, listening to the dial tone. Horne turned away from me, slipping the knife and block of wood out of her belt pouch, starting on it again.
I laid my head against the cold cinderblock wall, receiver to my ear as it played it's reedy dial tone. I held my finger above the number pad.
You know what's neat? Interrogator playing psychological games, yes. But with stoic, charismatic Leader figure as a Whumpee acting like an equal?
"You chose your priorities, Whumper. I chose mine. There's nothing more I have to say to you"
"Go on, do what you planned to do. You can kick me or chain me to a floor if it will make you feel a little bigger than you are"
"Blackmailing won't really work, Whumper. I'm ready for sacrifices. Try bargaining. We can make a deal. Information for a favour"
"Hmm... This? No, I'm not telling you this one. But I can tell you about [X] instead. Are you interested?"
"Is your pride hurting, Whumper? Do I ruin your statistics?"
"Lower your voice down and let me finish the f##ing sentence. Why do you even ask the questions if you don't let me answer?"
"According to the [X]th sub-clause of the Criminal Law Act, I have the right to remain silent on a case which, if resolved without the presence of a lawyer, could be detrimental to me or my relatives" repeated over and over and over and over again. As the interrogation goes, this sentence becomes messier and shorter. "Law act... Cri... Criminal law... I- have th- I have right to..."
(W) "Do you really hope for anyone to get you out of here?" (L) "No... No, I don't. I just believe in what I'm doing. Do you?"
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And what if Whumper is as charismatic and confident as Leader is? Interrogation session might turn to be a big philosophical dispute while having a knife pressed against the throat.
Hi, it’s egg anon! Here’s my reaction to: Kim… We Have a Problem.
I love how Hirra’s robbery of gemstones accidentally discovered that the jewelry store people were selling fake gems 😂
I bet the heroes were happy to have Hirra help them discover that the law was being broken. She helped arrest some criminals!
And hey, like the heroes, she got paid for her hard work! She got a bag of fake gems! She can sell them for a little bit of money, they’re worth something
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Lol, yes, poor Hirra 😔
Her crimes often turn into heroic deeds 😔
So sad. She's so unlucky
Hirra: WHY AM I SO BAD AT BEING BAD?! 😭
Now what can she do with these fake gems? Besides selling them 🤔
Hi I love your work I was wondering how do you think Walter was like as a child? Was he always this possessive/obsessive or was that something that he grew into ?
Hello! Thank you so much, Anon!
As a child, Walter was extremely possessive of his space. He would throw fits when things were taken away, and when he had his sights on something, he wouldn't stop until he got it. He was young, so no one really batted an eye.
When he became an adult, he just simply became more sneaky about it. When he met a young man struggling at his job and getting yelled at a lot, he had a lot of empathy for him. He stalked him for weeks, following him home to make sure he got there safe and sent his boss threatening messages whenever the boy got grilled.
The boy was just too young and naïve to be out in the big scary world. He wanted to tuck him away and care for him and keep him safe.
Then Walter got caught and arrested for a short time, before getting driven from his hometown by his own friends and family :)
