#tw systemscringe

[fromthedeepblue]

Here is r/systemscringe admitting that if you have a disorder and aren't miserable 24/7, you're faking. That your entire life must be unhappy. You can never laugh, smile, have fun. Every second of your life must be awful, and if you show any bit of joy, you're faking.

I can't imagine being this miserable with my life that I have to claim that disordered people can never be happy.

[your-fav-is-plural]

r/systemcringe from Reddit is an Endogenic System!

Endogenic is an umbrella term that refers to all systems that are not completely traumagenic in origin, it encompasses many experiences. It is often seen as the opposite to the pathologized views of plurality, although can exist in harmony, even within the same system

[mildly-inconvenient-plur-is]

Slightly more than mildly inconvenient is getting a fucking anon ask on my blog saying we're not a real system because we're "endo."

We're (mostly) traumagenic. Lol. Lmfao even.

I don't blame them for not knowing we don't put that out there because lmfaoooo nobody needs to know what kind of system we are but genuinely me saying "stfu about syscourse here please I don't care" apparently makes us endo now.

Anyways non-traumagenic systems ilysm

I'm honestly surprised that this blog doesn't get us hate asks

I mean we got the honours of being posted on syscringe but that's it /hj -???

also fuck the guys who think "no syscourse here" means "obviously an endogenic system in disguise, what a faker, I ought to go into their ask box and accuse them of being a poser so it will save all the people with CDDs from being discriminated" (it will still happen regardless of the existence of endogenics) -Chenille

[silly-string-party]

Systemcringe's Guide To Being A Valid System

(This is satire based on the bs r/systemscringe says daily. Anyone can interact with this post; we should all unite against r/systemscringe)

DO NOT-s:

Do not have any introjects. No fictives, factives or any subset of the two. Including medias from your childhood, medias from the time of abuse OR medias in the present day. Obscure or popular, no introject is valid!

Do not have any brainmade alters. They are clearly just your ocs. Why don't you just go and make ocs instead of pretending to have a CDD?

Do not engage in external communication, that is a large sign of faking and is incredibly cringe!

Do not engage in internal communication, you are just being delusional and hearing voices.

Do not have any queer alters, especially any with queer presentation or self expression! Microlabels, neopronouns, xenogenders and any other way too woke labels are prohibited! This also includes alterhumanity! (ooc; we have really seen this behaviour on the subreddit. They are queerphobic as fuck.)

Do not use accessibility tools like Simply Plural or Pluralkit! This is a very clear indicator of faking along with keeping track of and cataloging your alters.

Do not use "cringey" terms including Plural, Headmate or any other term coined to describe the experience of being a system! All you need is your CDD diagnosis and that's it! Who cares if it's helpful? Anyone who uses those are clearly faking for attention.

Do not refer to your alters as different people because they aren't separate people at all! Even if it makes them uncomfortable, they are just you. That is all. It does not matter if they express differently to you (i.e typing style, interests, any characteristics at all), that is not valid. This includes having opinions or interactions amongst eachother. You are all one and the same and therefore should act as a collective.

Do not joke happily about your experiences. Do not vent or confide in others about your experiences. Do not share anecdotes or art about daily life as a system. Your personal experiences are filled with misinformation which can damage the public's view of CDDs and make children think they have one! Yes, this is your problem, do not be heartless!

Do not exist in public life. That includes online. All systems who say anything online are 100% fakers doing it for attention. REAL valid systems will keep it to themselves and never express their experience online or in public life.

Do not exist in private life! Do not tell your friends or family because that will only make them uncomfortable! Their comfort is important, do not be self centered! This includes online in private discord servers, even if it is only for your system!

DO-s:

Don't be a system.

[unidentified-plural-is]

not an unidentified plurality but just letting you know that you got posted on r/systemcringe

yeahhhhhh that happens a lot. Their standards for fakers are so ever-shifting that even JULIAN doesn’t get another bout of denial over it. *to audience* DONT FEEL BAD IF Y’ALL GET POSTED THERE!!! They just don’t like to see any kind of system, trauma/endo/willo/what-have-you having a not terrible time!!! -Dean

[mozzarella-sys]

systemscringe is so fucking stupid?? like ok fakeclaiming like 70% of systems 💔

first of all they're anti endo (not the worst ig)

they don't believe ramcoa exists. are they fucking stupid like cmon now 💔💔 "you can't program alters into your brain!!! you need ton of trauma!!" do you think ramcoa would not be traumatizing

they think fictives don't exist. in endogenic plurality, they exist. in traumagenic plurality, it is very possible for an alter to cling onto some fictional character and become that fictional character. are they ok in the head?? this is just ridiculous ngl

they think a system cant have a lot of alters. fully possible i do fear?????? and considering that traumagenic lads can split after the initial trauma it's fully possible

they're just stupid

sybau sybau sybau

ok that's it

[omensvessel]

i’m lowkey insanely surprised i haven’t ended up on syscringe yet

when is it my turn??

i wanna get famous

hey guys!!! look over here!!! programmed system!!! ripe for the posting!!! ooooh im such a faker!!! come and get me!!!

seriously tho that sub cracks me UP they genuinely have like one brain cell they all pass around. ten mins each then it’s gotta move on 💀💀

[kankoshi-san]

OK GUYS REALLY FUNNY IDEA

List something you think it would be really funny that you could get fakeclaimed for

For us personally, apparently having introjects from anything but a human is grounds for that???

As well, it’s really funny that we got fakeclaimed for “being tired of something but not too tired to post about it” according to some people LMAO

(Sorry for posting about fakeclaiming so much, we are making sure to tag it with “tw fakeclaiming” so anyone who needs to can block the tag!)