#weird jokes

[axzzidemianew]

I love this game oml ;-;

[krumpkin]

I was thinking the same thing 🤔.

[comfyymoon]

when old people joke about them dying it is okay, but when I do it, it is somehow "worrisome" and"concerning" and "please get therapy" 😔😔

[littlepawz]

Why do the most ridiculous jokes totally break me up! LOL

[clownbti]

ESFJ's really corny, huh

ESFJ: Hey, INTJ.

INTJ: What.

ESFJ: Are you lung cancer?

INTJ: Wh-

ESFJ: Because you're breathtaking. ;)

INTJ: No.

[historyisveryserious]

Guys, I think at some point John C. Calhoun became a werewolf.

[concert-for-piano-and-intp]

Love

INTP: No, I don't want to fall in love.

Person 1: And what if you do fall in love with someone?

INTP: Well, at first I would be like “wtf is this feeling, am I dying, do I have peritonitis, wtf is happening to me”. After figuring out the nature of said feeling, that would probably unleash a storm of cussing inside me.

Person 2: And after that?

INTP: *with a completely serious face* Then I would probably hang myself, revive and kill the person to whom I feel attracted. Happy ending.

Person 1: Not so happy ending.

Person 2: You would kill someone!?

INTP: *sighs* It was a joke.

Person 2: ...oh.

[threepanelhorrorstories]