#whitely

[juanarc-thethird]

Who is your daddy?

Willow and Jaune are lying in bed naked after spending some intense time together.

Willow: Oh Jaune! I haven't had sex likes that in years.

Jaune: Thank you.

Willow: Today I will sleep very satisfied. Good night.

Jaune: Good night? Who said anything about sleeping?

Willow: Oh~

Meanwhile in the kids bedroom.

The three siblings are awake listening to how their mom is getting what she deserves.

Jaune: Who is my dirty little slut! Come on, say it!

Willow: Ooh I am!~ I am!~ I'm your dirty little slut!~ Fuck!~💕

Whitely: Winter....

Winter: Yes.

Whitely: Is Jaune going to be our new dad?

Winter: I think so.

Weiss: *Covering her ears with the pillow* I hate this!

[violetpink]

Lack-two, singing: I just want you for my own~

Whi-two, backing away singing: Please leave me the fuck alone~

[tanakavox]

Whitely:BLOOD DICE! BLOOD DICE! DND WILL GIVE YOU AIDDDDS! THEN YOU'LL GO TO HELL WITH ALL THE FANAUS AND CATHLIOC AND PLAY MAGIC THE GATHERING WITH! SATANNNNNN!

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Jaques:Why don't come join my son.....

Whitely:I will father! I will!

Jaques:In hell!

Whitely pauses and holds up a finger in confusion.

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Hazel gets smack in the head and walks it off.

Whitely:Look at this oaf, he doesn't even have enough brain power to fully process the pain!

He then smacks a bottle across his head and starts to bleeding.

Weiss:....Are you okay?

Whitely(smiling) Yeah that actually hurt for fucking real, I forgot whatever joke I had planned for that. Let's move on everyone.

[fandom-ed]

Gil *to Mrs. Whitley* : Malcolm is a smart man. He won't do anything stupid.

*meanwhile*

Malcolm : *walks right towards the psychopathic killer with a camera over his shoulder, essentially unarmed*

[rwbyboys-nightout]

I dare you to steal something the villains love and melt it in the microwave

Randomizer: Yatsu Yatsu: Are we sure that's a good idea? 

Sun: Of course it is. What could possibly go wrong? 

Adam: Those will be famous last words. 

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Yatsu: *taking Neo's ice cream to the microwave* Alright, you can do this. 

Yatsu: Its just a simple dare. 

Whitley: *looking at his watch* Any time now. 

Yatsu: You followed me? 

Whitley: Have to make sure you go through with it. 

Yatsu: *nodding and placing the ice cream in the microwave* Right. 

Neo: *walking into the kitchen as she sees Yatsu turn the microwave on* 

Yatsu: Hey Neo. 

Neo: *signing* Is that my ice cream? 

Whitley: Nice knowing you. *runs off* 

Yatsu: I cannot lie. Yes, it is. 

Neo: *tearing up* 

Yatsu: I'll get you more after this. I’m sorry, but I had to do this for the dare. 

Neo: *smiling and hugging Yatsu*  

[flateartheroftheday]

TODAYS FLAT EARTHER OF THE DAY IS:

Whitely from the Pokemon Special Adventures manga

[jelly-sugarcube]

putting this here in case i forgot to delete the post for whatever reason