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One piece men reacting to you telling them.

"-You make my heart feel warm"

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, kid, killer, buggy, crocodile, corazon, shanks, ace, sabo, mihawk, smoker, Katakuri

A/N: Thought I should probably throw in some fluff a lil bit of crack.

I made Sabo a lil french man ❤️

C/W: fluff, Swearing, mentions of heart attacks, mentions of telling ppm to kts.

Luffy:

"Are you having a heart attack?"

Zoro:

"me?" Staring at you with disbelief.

"No Zoro the fucking wall... yes you!"

Growls and pouts at you being an ass but will pull you into his lap.

"You make my heart feel warm too~"

"What was that Zoro?"

"NOTHING I UHH TOLD YOU TO KILL YOURSELF!"

Sanji:

What are you gonna say at my funeral now that you've killed me.

"A loving partner and a strong fighter, Sanji will br forever missed"

Sanji

2004- 2023

Death by nose bleed/s

Kid:

"Yeah well your a shit."

Your sad cause you was just tryna be a cutie

Dw I got you come to me *licks lips deviously*

As your walking away all sad Kid yanks your arm so your sitting on his lap.

"I guess you make my heart feel things too, but dont go letting that get to your head!"

Killer:

"Oh cool didn't know I could do that"

He's not dumb he's just being a dickhead on purpose to get a reaction out of you.

Buggy:

"I do? I- uhhh I mean OF COURSE I DO I AM THE GREAT MPPH-"

Shut this man up with a massive smooch or a fist to the face your choice.

Crocodile:

"Is that so darling~"

His calloused fingers motion for you to come forward.

Walking towards him as he sits at his desk he pulls your hand into his brining it to his lips.

"Your so cute doll, one day im going to put a ring on this finger make you mine- make your heart only warm for me~"

Mihawk:

"Ok"

Corazon:

Grabs your wrist kissing it while smiling before twirling you and dipping yoy in his embrace

"Mm you make me heart bloom like the flowers in a thousand springs my love~"

You where ready to ravish the man right there if he didn't trip sending the two of you crashing to the floor..

Ace:

"Say on god"

Sabo:

"You flatter me Mademoiselle, my heart warms at your affection as well"

Shanks:

"Thats kinda gay"

Smoker:

"Oh thats nice umm you make my heart feel... umm..."

*proceeds to walk away out of sheer embarrassment*

Katakuri:

"Are you /srs or /j"

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One Piece characters as tweets I found stupidly funny Part 1

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Robin, Law, Kid, Bartolomeo, Ace, Sabo, Shanks

A/N: shit posting is my superhero

C/W: swearing, idk like general shit post stuff,

Luffy: you'd be amazed at how many times i've fucked around without finding a single thing out

Zoro: sunscreen smells so good i be lathering that shit all up on my nuts

Sanji: when the parmesan wont come out of the container so u have to spank its little ass

Usopp: This is the worst video I've ever watched. I'm going to kill myself now thank you

Nami: My husband finally confessed to me that he's depressed and thinking about ending it all because he thinks I'd be better off without him.

I always thought he was strong and reliable, and seeing this weak side of him is making me think he's probably right.

Robin: why do they call it horseplay ive never seen horses play. they're always just standing there like they saw someone get shot

Law: noise cancelling headphones aren't enough i need everyone to die

Kid: something about saying

"your honor"

dont sit right w me... send me to jail. i aint dickriding you

Bartolomeo: thank god my anal itching was hemorrhoids

Sabo: walking downhill is so embarrassing like ooo look at me doing a little trot like a stupid fucking horse i'd rather be dead

Shanks: not liking my posts is like seeing me lying in the street covered in blood and you just keep walking

Ace: MY DAD GOT ME THIS YEARS AGO, I think it was a ploy so l'd choose him in the divorce

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One piece mens reaction to you calling them a slut.

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Kid, Killer, Law, Shanks, Buggy, Crocodile, Doflamingo, Ace, Sabo.

A/N: my forhead is big for all the disrespectful thought I keep to myself.

C/W: General shit post, sweaing, slut shaming, 

Luffy: thinks you're complimenting him, doesn’t realise its derogatory so he goes around calling himself a slut, fucking idiot. Zoro: Just flexes his man titties and walks away. Sanji: gets on his knees and starts going on about how he's only a slut for you, liar. Kid: “Yeah, and what if I am, huh? That's what I thought, hoe.” Killer: just looks at you like “What.” Shanks: Is the biggest slut and he knows it. Buggy: bends over and flashes his ass at you. Crocodile: kills you. Doflamingo: "and your point?" Ace: *crying hysterically* "DON'T SLUT SHAME ME, YOU SLUT" Sabo: "kill yourself."

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That ONE thing one piece men do that make you wanna just

Characters: x fem reader

A/N: its 5 in the morning and im feeling silly

C/W: craxk post, swearing

Luffy: doesn't wash his hands like... ever he prolly has like fucking hand Syphilis.

Zoro: leaves weights EVERYWHERE, their not even in reasonable places he'll go to do smth while still holding his weights put it down and "loose" it. You have a notepad of everywhere you have found a weight so-far.

Fridge

Shower??

IN the washing machine

Bed

Under the sink

Kid: will come in after working in his workshop all day covered in grease n shit and just flop down on your fresh clean sheets.

Killer: will roll over crush you and kill you in your sleep ❤️.

Law: he just up and forgets you live with him. like he'll be walking through y'all's house see you and be like "oh hey what are you doing here" and you just give him the most deadass look of "mother fucker I live with you."

Shanks: has bigger tits than you 😡

Buggy: will hear everything as you saying smth about his nose like you could come home and be like "hey buggy im home" and hell get up and be like "did you just call me a big stinky slut with a red nose"

Ace: will wipe shit on you constantly like oh what he got mud on his hand fucking apparently your back makes a good fucking wash cloth

Corazon: nothn the mans perfect... to perfect...... your issue with Corazon is that he's too perfect.

Crocodile: just fucking sandstorms away when he doesn't want to do smth. "Hey croc could you grab me a drink of.." *sandstorms away*

Doflamingo: Is a hoe

Mihawk: man scares the shit out of you. You'll walk into y'all's room and he'll be sitting and reading in silence and just be like "hello" makes you jump so bad the whore doesn't even apologise either.

Marco: will just fly away randomly

Katakuri: has just picked you up off the ground turned and put you down out of his way. What? Your in the fridge getting a snack? Nope 🤗 your ass is now being picked up and moved out of katakuris way.

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Why One piece men are banned on twitter.

Luffy: blogged himself breaking and entering into government facilities.

Zoro: every single post was a workout pic and Sanji reported all of them for sexual activity.

Sanji: Texted every famous women on the app and professed his undying love...

Usopp: was teaching people how to make weapons.

Franky: violently threatened people that called him a slut for wearing his speedo.

Shanks: just posted unsolicited pictures of his dick.

Crocodile: didn't use the account for ten years so Twitter deactivated it.

Doflamingo: went into extreme detail describing every murder hes committed.

Buggy: cyberbullied everybody and anybody.

Mihawk: didnt download twitter in the first place.

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Stealing one piece men's clothing

Characters: one piece men x Fem reader

A/N: womp womp //

C/W: swearing, this is a crack post expect shit to be lame as hell.

Luffy: fucking stinks his cloths smell like moist asshole

Zoro: also stinks of even moistER asshole

Usopp: walk around with just his overalls on and nothing underneath he'll be an avid #free the nip supporter

Franky: his... speedo

Brook: will trade for panties

Kid: critiques the fuck out of you his bitch ass is like "bla bla looks shit on you" conclusion kid is a hoe

Killer: you wanna walk around in a shirt double your size go for it you look fucking stupid

Law: don't even notice

Shanks: pety ass will steal your cloths, expect to see him walking around in a full length dress (it looks better on him)

Ace: what cloths man has his nips in the breeze like 24/7

Sabo: have fun trying to figure how to get this mans clothing on

Crocodile: feeds you to his crocodiles

Doflamingo: (wont catch me dead wearing his feather jacket shits ugly as hell) you can go ahead, probably stinks of lil bitch

Suddenly i forget every character

Mihawk: he just wont let you for no other reason than he just dont wanna

Corazon: you two do a catwalk and ate that shit up aswell

Buggy: you hypothetically could and he would let you but im not fully convinced he owns more than one pair of clothing at a time.

Koby: is probably 100 miles away

Smoker: he prolly just doesn't gaf

I think thats all the characters i can remember

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one piece man things that just makes sense

Characters: one piece characters x gn reader

A/N: These are cannon because I am actually Oda but don't tell anyone

C/W: swearing, shitpost

Luffy: eats dirt

Zoro: has Taylor swift his workout playlist

Sanji: has searched how to be more alpha

Franky: has rust in his ass

Usopp: sleeps with his slingshot tucked in beside him

Brook: plays the xylophone on his ribcage

Kid: fights kids in public

Killer: records the fights of kid

Law: makes velocity edits of the videos of kid fighting kids

Ace: gets his ass waxed regularly

Sabo: has swallowed the pen lid he was chewing on

Corazon: has table danced

Shanks: cried when mihawk called him a stinky slut

Doglamingo: will fight women and tell the marines its ok because he's a feminist

Crocodile: has killed someone for saying "see ya later alligator"

Smoker: eats soggy cereal AND puts the milk first

Buggy: likes to flash his ass at ppl during an argument

Mihawk: accidentally sneezed while shaving and took out one side of his must-ache

Katakuri: fucking hates bagels

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NSFW 18+ "Nudes? 🤲"

How straw hats would react to you asking for nudes and what type of photo they send?

NOTICE: I do not condone sending nudes nor do I encourage it! Especially if it is to somebody you don't know or if you are not of age. Remember your voice matters and if anyone reading this ever experiences something like this don't be afraid to speak up and speak out. Whether it's a stranger a friend or a relationship you should never be made to feel like you must show your body if it makes you uncomfortable.

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Franky, Brook

A/N: willy wanka

C/W: NSFW - 18 plus, Minors do what you want idgaf‼️, im not accountable for your mentality and im not yo mum. Swearing, Nudes, brook gets his on warning cause his puns sky rocket death rates.

Luffy:

"What is that?, you want photos of my skin or some shit cause if you do I have a pretty gnarly staph infection on my elbow"

- Makes Law explain it to him

Relieases what you're talking about now,

Knows what a nude is he just didn't know they were called "nudes"

"Ohhhh you wanna see my cock"

The way he says it so nonchalantly always sends blood rushing to your cheeks

Luffy sends the most fucking android quality photos of his dick from above that you wouldn't be surprised if he had taken the photo with his fucking microwave.

- sends a silly selfie going like this

(✌️😝)straight after cause, he's a fuck ass

Zoro:

"Why"

...

"Cause 💔"

...

"Fair point"

Zoro doesn't in any way dislike nudes, especially when they're from you all dolled up in the lingerie he bought you making him have to excuse himself to go sort out his fat fucking boner.

The only reason he is reluctant is because he's fucking lazy as all shit, he wants to get a good pic for you, one that he knows you'll touch yourself to until he gets home, but it's just such a long process. He'll never deny your request of course but only 3/10 of the time do they have effort. Lazy ones often include top-angle photos of him holding his erection in his veiny arms, but the ones with effort... he's got his sweat pants pulled down just enough that he can fist his cock while holding his t-shirt up between his teeth.

Sanji:

Cums in his pants as soon as you ask‼️

No matter where he is or what he is doing he'll excuse himself to take the perfect photos and sends you a wide range of photos from every possible fucking angle. Has so many photos in his camera roll that photos make one of those little memory slide shows with the fucking stock happy music in the background.

Usopp:

"OK LOVE, ILL DEFINITELY GET TO THAT RIGHT NOW, YES RIGHT NOW TAKING A PHOTO OF MYSELF, FOR YOU, BECAUSE IM YOUR LOVE!"

"Babe it's ok you don't have to I can wait till you get home 😊"

"NO NO NO I WANT TO I JUST GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW"

he's nervous alright he wants to take the best picture for you but he also doesn't know what you want you to see,

Sends a picture from the side his erection standing tall with his slender fingers rubbing at the tip.

"Oh shit babe thats hot"

*Usopp has invited you to play beer pong!*

Franky:

"Oh hell yeah you wanna see my nuts and bolts"

-you blocked Franky 💕

Brook:

"My love as much as I would love to I'm better off sending you an x-ray. I guess you could say it's a little bare-boned down their YOHOHOHOH"

-Brook also gets blocked 💕

This just progressively turned into a shit post.