Jess

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[zorosleftmantit101]

WELCOME

• Enfp • Omni • Writer • Neurodivergent •

Requests open

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⚠️Inconsistent⚠️ shit poster

Current event: none

Im just a silly little guy is all

Writing for

Baldurs gate 3

One piece

Tokyo revengers

Will write:

Smut

Fluff

Shit posts

Headcannons

If you are unsure about any rules or events please feel free to dm me I promise I don’t bite 😅

Master list and rules below

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Masterlist

One piece:

Rules for requests

Scroll to bottom to see who I write for and what fandom.

- Will write smut for all characters over the age of 18 who are NOT of “animal form” of any kind (eg: bepo, bear halsin, chopper) (obviously 😬)

^this includes characters who are “over 18” but look like children”

(I have no examples but this is just an extra)

- Will write for most kinks, including more “riske” ones (Knife play, choking, consensual somnophilia, ect)

But will not write for

. Any form of incest, stepcest or otherwise

. Any form of un consensual sex

. Anything that has to do with piss or shit (no judgement, just not for me)

. Anything to do with age play tho I will write for “age gaps” to a degree

(like older man boss (43) liking younger reader (26), this is strictly an example)

An example of what I wont write is

(Older man, dads friend (37) liking younger reader (19 or under) the gap of “how many years” isnt necessarily the problem but more or less the anything under 24 with anyone over 35 feels like a gross “maturity based“ gap)

^ I explain this quite poorly, dm for any confusion

. Any sort of “pet play”

this does not include BDSM colars or leashes but this does include treating partner as any sort of animal or “pet”

.I do write for “all readers”

But unless requested otherwise most of my smuts will be from a fem bodied reader.

This is simply because I am a female, and tho I can write for male reader inserts (and am more than happy to) I just do a piss poor job at it 😞

.This one is kind of a strange rule I suppose, but I do not write for anal, which Is weird because in no way is it wrong, I just can’t write for it without feeling all tense and uncommy

I’d like to preface this by adding that I have zero issue with it, it is just personal preference.

. I do not have a ‘max’ amount of characters you can request, infact the more the merrier. BUT this rule is mainly for my shitposts. For one-shots I am better at just singular character individul, not that I wont write for

. My characters appearance will not be described or named.

Unless specific requests like “various with super tall or short partner” or “character with partner with super long hair” My characters

Face

Body

Skin color

Name

Height

Weight

Ect

Will all be reader based

[zorosleftmantit101]

NEED HELP FINDING ANOTHERR FIC

Guyyyyyyyyyyass I know I kinda stopped posting but I am looking for this fic its kinda embarrassing but also this is tumblr so I don’t care. Basically it was a fucking Bruno Madrigal x reader fic and I read it like two years ago and I can’t find it, from what I remember which is not alot it was a slow burn enemies to lovers where reader worked at a little market stall and I don’t remember the exacts but her and bruno had beef or something kinda maybe I forgot I don’t think it was beef but like bruno would spend his days sitting at her stall making sure she didn’t do anything bad and then they slowly became close, thats mainly all I can remember, if anyone has any clues on the name or even like the link to it I will idk give u my first born

[zorosleftmantit101]

LOOKING FOR AEMOND FIC

I come back from the dead to ask for help finding a fic 💔

I don’t remember the exacts of it but it was like they where married and she was under the impression he hated her or something or idk when they wear consummating their marriage she just lied their and he had a journal and he would allways right in this journal abt the things and then he gave it to her to read, I remember loving it so much and now im craving to find it again💔💔 pleaseeeeee if you know the name drop it in comments and ill umm idk kiss u on the lips

[zorosleftmantit101]

Ik you probably get this a lot but your humor is completely and utterly unmatched like it’s 1am rn and I’m trying to not unleash the most vile cackle I’ve ever cackled reading ur stuff

🥺🥺wth thankyou so much I stopped posting to focus on graduating but seeing you still read and enjoy my stuff makes me so happy

[nyrasbloodyclover]

"i'm team black" "i'm team green"

well i am neither because i choose my teams with my pussy and not my moral compass

[zorosleftmantit101]

I have never fucking laughed as loud as I just did reading that, like I actually felt my spine collapse and my kidney explode from how much I was cackling.

[zorosleftmantit101]

Recreation of how I feel after edging all my WIP's

Me: "Hmm whats this? A 3K long smut fic of a character I was hyperfixated on that only lacking an ending, well we cant have than now can we" (Closes word doc) (Opens new word Doc) Me:"Imagine one WIP hell imagine 44" Word doc: "No please we where so close to being finished so you could post us on Tumblr" Me: "Shut it slut, time to write..." (Looking at camera with smoolering chad face) Me: "Another Eniemes to lovers angst to fluff to smut" Word Doc: "Nonono not again you have like 18 other uncompleted works with the exact same idea"

Me: "Shh its gonna be ok im litterly him”

Word Doc: “FOR FUCK SAKE”

@zorosleftmantit101 2024

[shamblespirate]

Hey google how do I deep throat an image

[zorosleftmantit101]

Heyo, it’s 🦈 anon here

I just wanted to inform you, that in your new GN!Reader (afab) x Eustass Kid — Moth to a flame, as the title is I think — there’s a small mistake. I mean, personally I think that this story was written good and has a surprising plot, positively surprising plot

Now I don’t wanna be rude or such, I thought I might just help a bit, cuz you see, I managed to catch something in the text;

While mid-reading the OS I noticed that in one phrase, Kid, when he thought/said out loud mentioned ‘she’ and ‘her’ instead of ‘they’, ‘them’ referring to Y/N

Sorry for suddenly popping out with that, but it’s kinda silly to see she/her pronouns in GN!reader insert :>

Hope ya’ can look at it, have a nice day/night!

Oml yes thankyou for bringing this to my attention im so used to writing fem reader that its just out of habbit ill get around to editing it soon!

[zorosleftmantit101]

What if I told yall I'm a little bit of a procastinater *winks*

[zorosleftmantit101]

As a fellow member of your discord server, I would like to strangle you affectionately.

~ Horny Jail Warden

*getting strangled* "Wow inflation has been going up alot recently" -(dirty talk)

[zorosleftmantit101]

zoro get fingered *looks at my fingers with malicious intent*

Looking at your fingers, also with maliciouse intent

"noooo dont finger me" (Lieing)

insert chad face

insert litterly mewing

insert alpha

[zorosleftmantit101]

You have got to be one of the funniest beings alive. Perfect humor. BARK BARRKK (rizz)

My panties evaporated and i came on the spot. Also i am in love with you now 😡 #praisekink

[zorosleftmantit101]

Bro wtf im alive!!

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ONE PIECE MEN

As shit from the groupchat

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C/W: swearing, NSFW, mentions of suicide, general shit post stuff.

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Robin, Franky, Brook, Chopper, Usopp, Ace, Sabo, buggy, Shanks, Crocodile, Doflomingo

NOTE: Schools back and its been super fucking busy + plus im hyperfixated on bulders gate and game of thrones rn

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Luffy: My balls dropped insted

Zoro: Peburty

Zoro: How tf do u spell iy

Zoro: Pubesraty

Zoro: Pubes

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Sanji: Valentines more like. Suicide

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Buggy: Ur so wacky

Shanks: *wanking

Shanks: 109 mph dick slaming in and out of this dirty half full starbucks cup i stole from a homeless crack addict (im imagining its ur tight boy pussy asshole)

Buggy: Shanks.

Buggy: Stop.

Shanks: Erm no!

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Franky: Teachers should NOT say nice things to me (i have a praise kink and daddy issues)

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Nami: Bro i gotta shit so bad

Usopp: THEN SHIT BRO

Nami: Im in the car

Usopp: Oh

Usopp: THEN SHIT AT SCHOOL

Nami: I am NOT shitting at school

Usopp: PUSSY

Nami: this was all a trick girls dont shit

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Brook: Im so excited to drink today im actually shaking #slotmachines

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Luffy: Happy Monday!

Chopper: It is NOT Monday my guy

Luffy: ... the shotgun is in my mouth

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Franky: Bc l've got another day off

Franky: Should I come visit

Robin: YES

Franky: Hmmm

Franky: If I get bored I'll ride up

Robin: Then ill ride u up

Franky: What time u guys got recess and lunch

Robin: Get u preggo

Franky: SHIT

Franky: ILL BE THERE

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Kid: just punch the customer

Law: nah I need that shit to traumatise them, I need the customer to be rude to me and I start levitating in the air while chanting and blood pouring out my eyes

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Kid: When parents let their kids order and its like "what's that fetus, your learning to speak!! Yeah well spell trombone, didn't think so faggot"

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Ace: U stick ur dick in ur bum and get urself pregnant

Ace: 2024 lets make it happen

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Sabo: "Emo!" So close! I'm actually wearing the skin of your mother

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Doflamingo: OK BUDDY DEGRADE ME MORE IM THIS CLOSE TO EXPLODING IN MY PANTS

Crocodile: MOTHERFUCKER WHAT

Crocodile: YOU DIRTY CUNT

Crocodile: WAIT

Crocodile: NO

Crocodile: YOU PERFECT HUMAN BEING

Doflamingo: NGHH (reverse psychologyed your ass)

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Sanji: Ouchieeeeeeeeeeee my back hurtsss urghhhhh i wish their was a big sexy latina to sit on my face, only to make the pain go away of course

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Nami: Guys i close the store in half an hour and im boooooredde i already finished cleaning wveryhringggg

Robin: Okok pro tip

Robin: Do u have pens?

Robin: Hand sanitizer

Robin: And paper towel

Nami: Im gonna just finger myself

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Franky: That was my son 3 years ago before the incident...

Brook: Was the incident me whipping the nae nae! YOLO cash money dab on them fortniters

Franky: No

Franky: Big Foot stepped on my unborn baby

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Law: If i die i wanna be reborn as an electric chair

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Killer: Cheaters are dick beaters - Shakespeare probably

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Sanji: You are quite literally the most cutest girl I've ever seen

Luffy: Bro my dick actully smells so fuckimg bad, it never smells bad do i have aids

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[zorosleftmantit101]

hoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoy

i'm going to string your cheese. 😀

String my cheese buddy, i want you to 😡

[zorosleftmantit101]

Hey I’m super late seeing your one piece Discord post but are you still accepting new people?

YEAH I AM, https://discord.gg/fxxd8M2r

Check out the ZorosLeftManTit's community on Discord - hang out with 20 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

I have no idea how long this link will last but feel free to join and chat!

[zorosleftmantit101]

hey, for your one piece fanfic discord server, the links are broken and the one on the masterlist doesn't work either, could you update it so ppl could join? I really want to join!!!

YEAH THE LINK KEEPS EXPIRING IDK HOW TO MANE A PERMANENT ONE https://discord.gg/jswDtvZJ THIS ONE HERE SHOULD LAST AROUND 4 DAYS

Check out the ZorosLeftManTit's community on Discord - hang out with 26 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[zorosleftmantit101]

hi! Are you taking Tokyo revengers Fluff requests? Thank you!

YESS ILL TAKE ANY AN ALL TOKYO REV REQS