Mostly Human @talenelat - Tumblr Blog

I did not spend millennia in damnation for this shit, wtf are we doing with this world

#funny #humor #idk how to tag this #cosmemes #cosmere #cremposting #politics

I love moose

Recently saw the following tags which are too good not to share:

#Should be bonded to a peak spren

#Because she is peak

#funny #humor #cosmemes #cosmere #idk how to tag this #stormlight archive #jokes #meme #no wat spoilers

Stormlight Archive Era 2 needs a Ginger cat character. I mean a character with "jumps onto fridge and gets stuck" energy who is really just so storming hilarious for merely possessing this mythic ginger-cat energy.

Top ten things I hate;

2 - misnumbered lists.

1 - people who confuse the colon (:) and semicolon (;).

3 - Inconsistent capitalization.

4 - BIG LETTERS.

5 - Abbreviating w'rds that really shouldn't be.

6 - Ending a sentence without a full sto

7 - Lists.

8 - Being cut off while I'm talking (or typing).

9 - Thinking of things to add to a list.

9 - Clothes shopping. No funny business here, I hate clothes shopping. Normalize buying like 60 of the same shirt and jeans because you like them and literally just wearing that every day.

#lists #funny #humor #idk how to tag this #meme #jokes #the real meme is the friends I made up along the way #ridiculous #sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing #cus memes #english #tier list #no wat spoilers

Are you cute

Haven't the foggiest idea, gon

In today's world, when Taln leaves Damnatiom itself after 4,500 of selflessly sacrificing himself for humanity, there would still be some people who blame him for not staying there for longer.

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Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

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And unclench your jaw

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If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now

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Please get that drink of water and remember your meds

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If you can’t remember the last time you showered/brushed your teeth here’s your sign to try and do those today

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You should drop a message to that person you're thinking about.

#wholesome

Are you bored out of your mind?

Looking for something fun to do?

1. Walk up to your local statistician or statistics department.

2. Loudly and proudly declare: "Everything has a 50% chance of happening. It either happens, or it doesn't".

3. Hope your local statistician(s) do not jog and/or are not athletic whatsoever.

#funny #jokes #memes #meme #statistics #statistician #bored #im bored #mathematics #maths #dont do it #kinda funny #humor #weird humor #annoying #how to annoy people #assholery #don't ask

I am sorry, little one

#memes #cosmemes #cosmere #brandon sanderson #moash #fuck moash #oh no #funny #stormlight archive #stormlight spoilers #no wat spoilers #marked for spoilers #idk how to tag this #please dont fuck moash

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Mistborn british cooking show!au

-Ati and Leras are judges with completely different views on how well done a tart should be

-poor sazed just trying to make a well done cream cheese tart but his copperminds did not prepare him for this :(

-kelsier what the fuck you were ment to make a tart but you made fuckin steak

-spook is crying and covered I'm jam (the cooking challenge did not involve jam)

-vin did not understand and made a table (its a very good table)

-ham made a great cream cheese tart but leras and ati were fighting about if it was done right so lost

-breeze: and now we add TwO ShOtS oF VoDkA

-Marsh legit did a good job even though he didn't know what cream cheese was 20 minutes before the challenge

-elend is confused and trying his best but he has no clue what he's doing yet made a decent tart somehow

-Yeden can cook a meal but not a tart, he is more confused than elend

-rashek cooked the best meal

People who think Lirin would be transphobic make me laugh. Do you really think he would be upset about Kal coming out as a woman? He'd be more upset that Kal didn't come out sooner and be excused from military duty.