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// will rewrite my pinned post later. eventually. probably.

// gimmick blog, entirely for fun, please don't take offense at anything posted. if you want something taken down or changed, let me know and i shall do my best to accommodate. :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Karp/

// tags:

// user page: pinned post

// article: any gimmick post

// good article: gimmick post that im proud of

// citation needed: gimmick post that im not sure about

// talk page: asks n stuff

// cleanup needed: unfinished, wip, etc.

[cauchyfeelings]

Me (traumatized): you don’t know the dangers of computing matrix inverses

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Chernoff bound - Wikipedia

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

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Irony - Wikipedia

Irony - Wikipedia

[segamascott]

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Aviation - Wikipedia

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Satellite imagery - Wikipedia

Satellite imagery - Wikipedia

[zvaigzdelasas]

Alright I'll bite. What's a new York

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New York, Ukraine - Wikipedia

New York, Ukraine - Wikipedia

[prokopetz]

"Why does the metric system still use base sixty for units of time rather than base ten" look: implementing metricated time units has in fact been attempted, and it ended up being one of the contributing factors to the fall of the French Republic. Metricated weights and measures are whatever, but it turns out people really don't like it when government tries to fuck with how long a minute is.

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Swatch Internet Time - Wikipedia

Swatch Internet Time - Wikipedia

//better resource for actually using swatch time

[oars-deactivated20220516]

i wish we were all little cells making cell noises like lalalalaalaalee lala

[morvay]

um I'm pretty sure cells don't make sounds or noises

[justanothercell]

i am the cell that makes sounds and/or noises :3

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Okay, so it's a different meaning of "noise", but I still found it amusing

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John Horton Conway - Wikipedia

John Horton Conway - Wikipedia

[ahotkitchenknife]

ur body is a temple? uhhh a temple is just a small part of the body, idiot

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Temple (anatomy) - Wikipedia

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Stambha - Wikipedia

Stambha - Wikipedia

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//it's a bit late, but this blog answers trick-or-treaters!!

Trunk (car) - Wikipedia

Trunk (car) - Wikipedia

[officially-bbc-news]

@another-s1lly-being here we go!!

me for president!!*

yes I will vote for you you fucking turnip

no. I'm voting for this fish instead!

Voting ended onOct 25, 2025

*president actually meaning Tumblr sexyman but it sounds better

[wikipedia-the-non-official]

WHO VOTES WIKI FOR PRESIDENT

AAAAAAA

Wiki president (YESYESYESS)

News president (BOOOOOOOOOO)

Voting ended onOct 23, 2025

[offical-wikipedia]

YAYAYAYAYAY IMMA BE PRESIDENT !!!

[wikipedia-the-non-official]

*stares at you ominously*

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Election interference - Wikipedia

Election interference - Wikipedia

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okay have you considered becoming IRrelevant wikipedia articles for halloween. someone posts their cat and you post the battle of oliwa (1627)

Nope. If I did though, I'd want to make it into a bit with @irrelevant-wikipedia-articles, @tangentially-related-wp, and/or other similar blogs

I'm kinda busy right now so I don't think I'll be able to organize something like that anytime soon, but it sounds fun so I'll at least write it down for later

Battle of Oliwa - Wikipedia

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Motława - Wikipedia

Motława - Wikipedia

[blackeyedoggy]

The egg prime directive dying badly is making antitransitioners and femboy truthers really mad lmao i saw a post talking about how we need to protect cis people with "gender and sexuality related ocd"

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

hey so this account wasn't deactivated 10 minutes ago

[msdisgruntled]

Looks like tumblrs terf admin is going on another banning spree

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Criminally Correct

Seems tumblr admins don't want people to speak up about transmisogyny on their website. Surely their tactic of taking down the accounts of transfems who speak up will not at all backfire. Pic unrelated.

[ratchion]

Yo did pointless achievements just dox Tumblr HQ?!?!?!

[pointless-achievements]

...no. That's the photo that kicked off the saga that would bring "the Streisand Effect" into the world.

Streisand effect - Wikipedia

[achivement-unlocked]

Had a dream last night where I was inactive for like a week and in that time, several achivement-unlocked blogs sprung up with various amounts of achievements: like achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked and so on / so forth.

I was then tagged in a post fighting for my legacy as an achievement blog and had to choose one

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

This reminds me of something but I can’t think of what…

@gimmick-thief @gimmick-thief-thief @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

hey.

[gimmick-fixer]

Wait a minute

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Dude I literally did that first

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

Hey. I did it before all three of you

Bow down before your elder

[murpledurple]

I love the fact that all three of you are wrong

[gimmick-thief-thief]

hey.

wanna know a secret.

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Wh. What

[gimmick-thief-thief]

nothing…

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

HOW DO YOU KNOW. HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

do you wanna know a secret?

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

JUST TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW

[gimmick-thief-thief]

you’ve literally told me…

also I have a suspicion you’re also @sniffer-of-gimmicks (typing style, yelling at yourself, stealing blogs)

[murpledurple]

Achievement unlocked!

Paranoid schizophrenia

It was always me. Every. Single. One.

Check notes for all interactions because it branches off

[gimmick-thief-thief]

so you ARE insane. got it

[gimmick-fixer]

We’re the same person. We’ve been over this.

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

literally nuh uh

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Yuh huh

[the-sniffer]

nuh uh

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

YUH. HUH.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

NUH UH

if were the same person say something on my blog

[gimmick-thief-thief]

We’re literally the same person.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YKU GET IN MY HOUSE

[gimmick-thief-thief]

WHO ARE YOU AND HIW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Hehe

[the-sniffer]

AHHH!!!!

wait a minute who am I?!?!???!

[murpledurple]

ME

[trolleybusaberrations]

AHHHHHH!!!!!!

*runs around my house bumping into random blogs every which way, screaming and flailing, knocking posts off the walls*

[gimmick-fixer]

One of us

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

One of us

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

One of us

[gimmick-theif-xx-27]

How did this only start to get coherent with the paranoid schizophrenia part.

[gimmick-thief]

THERES BEEN ANOTHER ONE THIS ENTIRE TIME????

[bread-detector]

Glad there’s only one of me :)

[gimmick-thief]

i think you just did the tumblr equivalent of saying “quiet” in any customer service job

[0dividedby0haha]

quick someone make a bread detector detector

[gimmick-thief]

bread detector detected

[reblogerrrrr]

If i'm very quiet they wont notice me shhhhh

[gimmick-thief]

who are we hiding from

[gimmick-remover]

Me :3

[gimmick-thief]

WAIT-

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Video feedback - Wikipedia

Video feedback - Wikipedia

[dorothylarouge]

[54-tyler]

Particular type of post.

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Voiced postalveolar affricate - Wikipedia

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Voiceless postalveolar affricate - Wikipedia

Voiceless postalveolar affricate - Wikipedia

[satan-offical]

any advice on how to procure 6,958 followers?

Be funny

Be a bible figure

Blackmail tumblr employees

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Groupie - Wikipedia

[tornadokick95-deactivated202211]

I am the final boss. Defeat me and save your world… 

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Mills' Mess - Wikipedia

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Ball - Wikipedia

Ball - Wikipedia

[sages-coal]

that's a.

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A - Wikipedia

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B - Wikipedia

B - Wikipedia