Blerg

[streetfighterthighs]

[cher-horowitz]

[dreamyfilms]

i have a question for you: what’s one (1) thing you dislike about pride and prejudice (2005)?

[manetsmodels]

It ends…

[dreamyfilms]

that’s a very good point! but the correct answer is actually this: 

[alrightevans]

jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written jane austen: everybody will love her jane austen: she is her mother’s favourite jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her jane austen: the heroine looks up to her jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart jane austen: and i will call her….. jane austen: jane :-)

[never2fly2pray]

2018 its gonna be jane austen levels of self love ONLY

[marvelsmostwanted]

Everyone is freaking out about Donald Trump Jr because he openly admitted to colluding with Russia on behalf of his father’s campaign, and meanwhile all I can think about is that scene in Goblet of Fire where they’re in court and the witness is like “it was Barty Crouch….” [dramatic pause] “…Junior!” and everybody gasps

[pickleston]

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

[kirstengillibrand]

[pinoyghoul-deactivated20181204]

historian: achilles-

me:

[disparition]

and when Persephone was in the underworld she ate just one bite of avocado toast and so, from thence forth, was cursed to never own a home

[trainthief]

I am so glad the peak of The Office predated the peak of tumblr bc I could not have physically survived my dash being filled with posts abt how Jim/Dwight was endgame

[prokopetz]

Art Historian: To modern audiences, this 5000-year-old stone sculpture may appear grotesque, even disturbing, but we must always bear in mind that ancient cultures had very different aesthetic sensibilities; to its contemporaries, this object was likely regarded as beautiful.

Stone-Carver From 3000 BC: I’m gonna make this thing creepy as hell.

[idonthaveacontract]

[electronicsquid]

Leontyne Price with her mother and father at her debut at the Met

(Alfred Eisenstaedt. 1961)

[idonthaveacontract]

[annulet]

baethoven

[tantiaffetti]

McGonagall: unfortunately, this evening's match is cancelled

Oliver Wood: Cancel quidditch?🤔😤 you'll have to cancel me first😈😈 eat, quidditch, sleep, repeat 💪🏼🔥grind never stops 💯🙏🏼John 4:11