Tashizm

[kristina100000]

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

[superioronion]

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

[shadow13dickpistons]

Oh thank God someone explained this.

[shokuto]

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

Branding

[kaijuno]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWl.

[atlas-the-toad-deactivated20180]

But isn’t that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a…Browning M2? Which wasn’t used until 1933…

 So I think this footage is actually of WW2.

[darth-revan-dark-lord]

I’m living for this historical accuracy

[mediumsizetex]

Many people think it’s historically inaccurate because the Tyrannosaur doesn’t have feathers, but a buzz cut is pretty standard for military personnel.

[clownarmy]

@poshtearex we need an authority on this

[poshtearex]

Totally accurate except that that Rex is a bit bigger so it’s actually a female Rex so she may have been pretending to be a male so she could fight. What an icon she is.

[morning-feathers-deactivated201]

A real hero

[imgetting2old4diss]

Important history

[nuggsmum]

They leave all the important things out of the history books 😑

[catchymemes]

Bad News Bear

by Honey Dill

[scoobydoos]

[prokopetz]

Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.

[andhumanslovedstories]

god I’d rather be smote

[ladyshinga]

Friend: “Have you seen [TV Show/Movie]?”

What I say: “I’ve seen bits and pieces of it, yeah!”

What I mean: “I’ve seen gifs”

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth

[saleh-nix]

The goth kids hold the line.

[saunteringvaguelydownwards]

[thebelchers]

♪ Ghosts and goblins, goblins and ghosts, yeah. ♪

[afloweroutofstone]

CITIZEN: IT HAS BEEN 237 YEARS SINCE YOU ENTERED YOUR CRYOCHAMBER. THE NATION YOU ONCE BELONGED TO, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, NOW CONSISTS OF 50 AUTONOMOUS CITY-STATES EXISTING TOGETHER IN A LARGER POLITICAL UNION, THE CONFEDERAL NATIONS OF AMERICA. THESE NATIONS ARE ARRANGED PRIMARILY ON THE PRINCIPLE OF CIRCUMFERENTIAL DISTANCE TO THE NEAREST ECONOMICALLY POWERFUL METROPOLITAN AREA. SELECT YOUR PREVIOUS PLACE OF LIVING FOR YOUR NEW CITIZENSHIP

[maelstrombolis]

Excuse me the entire population of Maine would die before letting Massachusetts have them again

[afloweroutofstone]

CITIZEN: IT HAS BEEN 237 YEARS. THE GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO EXISTED IN YOUR TIME AS “THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF MAINE” HAS IN FACT DIED

[singelisilverslippers]

Washington, DC has finally achieved statehood or the equivalent thereof, so I assume some apocalyptic-level shit went down.

[tashizm]

I mean... everyone assumes I live in Louisville anyways.. so why not?

[marisatomay]

“im trying my best!!” i say as if my best didnt pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke. 

[tashizm]

I was wiping tears from my eyes with how hard I laughed at this joke.

[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[becughmitchell]

b99 tropes (6/?): I Need to Go Iron My Dog

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[captainlordauditor]

For those not in on the joke: Terry’s daughters are twins and are around 4.

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

[tashizm]

This is what I would have rather happened with the watchmen film. I would have preferred an HBO 6 part miniseries.