The Burgess Love Connection

Two brothers, saving America, the world and the Internet all before Toonami starts.

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Episode 46: Trashcast I: Demystifying the Anus

The gang (+ guests!) get tanked for St. Patty's Day, we talk about anuses, the Rock puts Billy Crystal through a god-dang table, we play our favorite games, too, so sayeth the spider. Drink every time we say "drink"!

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Episode 45: Snail Mail Dick Pics

We'll squeal for ya, free planes for everybody, and Kit Kat gets dick pic'ed.

New episode now live on iTunes, Stitcher and whatever else you use for podcasts.

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Episode 44: Momcast III: The Two Towers

Listen to Burgess Love episodes free, on demand. Two brothers who learned to love each other because mom made us. We aren't funny and nobody likes us. Listen to over 65,000+ radio shows, podcasts and live radio stations for free on your iPhone, iPad, Android and PC. Discover the best of news, entertainment, comedy, sports and talk radio on demand with Stitcher Radio.

Our 44th episode, featuring for the third time ever, our mom #Keldog. 

This episode - we get our mom toasted and talk about Donald Trump, mansplaining the economy, what’s more dangerous than aspartame, and Keldog reads some death metal lyrics. 

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Episode 43: Charlton Heston Goes Nanners Part II: Chuck Fucks a Couch

Listen to Burgess Love episodes free, on demand. Two brothers who learned to love each other because mom made us. We aren't funny and nobody likes us. Listen to over 65,000+ radio shows, podcasts and live radio stations for free on your iPhone, iPad, Android and PC. Discover the best of news, entertainment, comedy, sports and talk radio on demand with Stitcher Radio.

This week on the latest podcast, Episode 43 Charlton Heston Goes Nanners Part II: Chuck Fucks a Couch. 

Mike Pence is a mysogynist jar of mayonnaise, we're still in the Forbes 500, Pants attempts to make a Tinder account, and Charlton Heston fucks a piece of furniture. 

Other considered titles: Arby's After Dark Ms. Denver Mattress Company

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Episode 42: Babbitt and Brazelton

Listen to Burgess Love episodes free, on demand. Two brothers who learned to love each other because mom made us. We aren't funny and nobody likes us. Listen to over 65,000+ radio shows, podcasts and live radio stations for free on your iPhone, iPad, Android and PC. Discover the best of news, entertainment, comedy, sports and talk radio on demand with Stitcher Radio.

Episode 42 - Babbitt and Brazelton, the Dynamic Duo is now posted.

Pants has a run-in with the scary shovel guy from Home Alone. Bags is lost at sea. Are Amber Alerts more effective than milk cartons? (Yes). And finally, we're not as witty as we think we are. This week, we play #WorstSong, Backstory, and What’s More Dangerous than Aspartame?

Remember you can find us on Twitter and Facebook, as well as iTunes and Stitcher.

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Episode 41: Momcast 2: The Beast Awakens

Listen to Burgess Love episodes free, on demand. Two brothers who learned to love each other because mom made us. We aren't funny and nobody likes us. Listen to over 65,000+ radio shows, podcasts and live radio stations for free on your iPhone, iPad, Android and PC. Discover the best of news, entertainment, comedy, sports and talk radio on demand with Stitcher Radio.

Our latest episode “Episode 41: Momcast 2, The Beast Awakens” is now available on iTunes, Stitcher, and probably wherever else you get your podcasts. 

It's the return of #Keldog. Our mom is back on the show, she's three Stoli's deep, and she's ready to rumble. We play all our favorite games, including mom reading death metal lyrics. She also recounts descriptive stories of our births. It's gross.

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AMA with our mom #Keldog

Today on the podcast, our mom #Keldog joins us again. We'll be holding an AMA with her, sourcing questions from here, Twitter, and Facebook. Remember to subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher.

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Episode 40: Christmas in July, Harambe's Revenge

Listen to Burgess Love episodes free, on demand. Two brothers who learned to love each other because mom made us. We aren't funny and nobody likes us. Listen to over 65,000+ radio shows, podcasts and live radio stations for free on your iPhone, iPad, Android and PC. Discover the best of news, entertainment, comedy, sports and talk radio on demand with Stitcher Radio.

Episode 40: Christmas in July, Harambe’s Revenge is now live!

This week: It's Christmas in July! We have a new EP, Pants does a Ted Cruz impersonation, and we are struck by the adversity of hot air balloon accidents.

Other titles that were being considered for this week’s show:

Kurt Russell’s Hair

Quiet Milk Time

Follow us on Stitcher (above link), iTunes, Facebook, and Twitter.

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Burgess Love

Listen to Burgess Love episodes free, on demand. Two brothers who learned to love each other because mom made us. We aren't funny and nobody likes us. Listen to over 65,000+ radio shows, podcasts and live radio stations for free on your iPhone, iPad, Android and PC. Discover the best of news, entertainment, comedy, sports and talk radio on demand with Stitcher Radio.

UPDATES: 

We’re now on Stitcher, as well as iTunes. 

We are now called Burgess Love, because it’s cool and hip to make your name shorter.

We’ve uploaded a massive amount of back episodes, all the way back to episode 22. Go download them!

We still love each other and you.

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In this weeks episode the Burgess brothers explore a spooky cavern with an ancient secret that you won't want to miss!

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The Burgess Love Connection

Preview and download the podcast The Burgess Love Connection on iTunes. Read episode descriptions and customer reviews.

We used to be on radio. We returned in podcast form a few weeks ago. Please follow and subscribe on iTunes. Also look for us on Twitter (@burgess_love) and on Soundcloud and on Facebook.

If you don't have iTunes, the RSS feed here, and our Podcast URL here.

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Bags Films is very proud to announce our next project. Look for a small release this Christmas. 

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Today is my brother’s birthday. So follow him and wish him a happy birthday. And don’t miss the cowboy jamboree, partners! HEYUP!

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On this day, 20-some years ago, our mother gave "birth" to Pants. A special little creature, Pants' first words were uttered not 2 minutes after his expulsion from the womb: "My back hurts," he said. And thus began the life of Pants. (Coming soon to off-Broadway.) 

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Our last radio show ever is TONIGHT

Tonight from 10pm to midnight, The Burgess Love Connection will be on the air for the last time. I (Erik) am graduating next week, and thus ends our current three-year reign on Hamline Radio. 

We're celebrating mothers tonight, specifically our own, who gave birth to us and made us real people. Without her, we'd be fake people. Thanks, mom. 

Some classic "mom" songs are on the list for tonight, and it's going to be a great show. Tune in by clicking here (or visiting http://sites.hamline.edu/radio) at 10 PM.

The link will open up in Windows Media Player.

If you have a Mac, we recommended downloading VLC Media Player. It doesn't work so well in iTunes. If the connection doesn't go through, close the media player and reclick the link. 

Hope all of you can tune in. I've had a lot of fun on the radio these past few years, and it will be sad to leave it. 

<3 EB

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I'll save you a spot.

Andrew: This is where we part ways?

Erik: Yes. I'll meet you in Rivendell. If I'm not there in six days time...

Andrew: I'll save you a seat. I'll get you a Diet...?

Erik: Sprite.

Andrew: Of course.

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The Next Great Super Band

Erik: What was I talking about?

Andrew: I don't know. Jon Bon Jovi?

Erik: No.

Andrew: Bon Iver?

Erik: No.

Andrew: Jonathon Bon Iver Jovi?

Erik: ...Cougar Mellencamp?