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just-a-creep-babe

tone indicators! helps neruodivergant people know your tone

/j = joking

/hj = half-joking

/ij = inside joke

/s = sarcasm

/srs = serious

/nsrs = not serious

/p = platonic

/r = romantic

/lh = lighthearted

/neg - /nc = negative connotation

/pos - /pc = positive connotation

/rh = rhetorical question

/gen = genuine question

/hyp = hyperbole

/c = copypasta

/q = quote

/lyric(s) or /ly = lyrics of a song

/f = fake

/th = threat

/li = literally

/nm = not mad or upset

/t = teasing

/nbh = nobody here (used in vague vents)

/cb = clickbait

/ex or /fex = example , for example

/sx or /x = s3xual intent

/nsx or /nx = non-s3xual intent

Ooh! This is a very helpful guide, thanks for taking the time to send it over ^^

soothedcerberus

Remenber: shrinkp is bugs

strangled-mangoes

remberer: carb

mamoru

Lawsuit: SpaceX took over "pristine" land CAH bought to stop Trump border wall.

HUH

mamoru

Elon Musk stole your land, and now he owes you $100.

mamoru

in 2017, cards against humanity crowdfunded a bunch of money and bought land on the us-mexico border to oppose trump's plan of building a giant border wall. 150,000 people each gave $15.

the plot was maintained naturally, and had signage that said no trespassing.

six months ago, spacex pulled up to the plot, killed the vegetation, covered it in gravel, and is now using it for equipment and generators. they wrecked the whole area without asking. this is not the first time they have done this, either.

from elonowesyou100dollars

when spacex got caught, they tried to pressure cards against humanity to sell for half the land's value, and gave them 12 hours to accept the absolute dogshit deal.

instead, cards against humanity filed a lawsuit, demanded a trial by jury, and is asking for 15 million dollars so they can redistribute it to everyone who initially helped crowdfund the purchase of the land.

cards against humanity will also accept twitter.com as compensation.

psych-is-the-name

since 2017 was a WHILE ago, CAH's form automatically checks if your email & postal code were registered with this project. If you're unsure if you qualify, there's no harm in going ahead and filling this out to make sure:

Elon Musk stole your land, and now he owes you $100.

bunjywunjy

cards against humanity will also accept twitter.com as compensation.

anoceanloverworld-blog

Cuttlefish can change color to fade into the background. It can do it amazingly fast.

grimetoby

more importantly they’re walkin on little peets

bogleech

That’s a unique and special characteristic of only these particular cuttlefish! Look at how they use two flaps of tissue like “hind legs,” with little protrusions that even act like TOES! No other cephalopod has those at all, and no other cuttlefish use their outer arms like front legs, either!

These are cephalopods evolving into “quadrupeds!!”

They do this to conserve swimming energy while they hunt, which has worked out so well for them they’re pretty poor swimmers, like a bird on its way to flightlessness.

The stripes flowing down their skin make it difficult for their prey to discern which way they’re walking or how fast. Then the “flamboyant cuttlefish” gets close enough to shoot out the two specialized arms cuttlefish use like a chameleon’s tongue 😀

little peets for maximum efficiency stalking and killing :)

poondragoon

And I know what some of you may be thinking: “a slow-moving, highly conspicuous little guy just trotting along on the seafloor? How come they don’t just get eaten to death?”

It’s because they’re incredibly, horrifically toxic! Poisonous as shit! Just a buncha lackadaisical, impeccably dressed little fellers made of pure mutually-assured destruction! ☺️☺️☺️

bunjywunjy

it’s also important to note that they are just

REAL FUCKIN SMALL

and this also makes them easy for larger predators that are more resistant to poisons to miss down there on the seafloor

were--ralph

MANIFEST

twentyyearstoolate

Like to charge, reblog to cast

phosphorus-noodles

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

molive-0

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

a-book-of-creatures

Finally an actual good use of cryptozoology.

molabuddy

crinoids are so insane what's up with them

????? plant

??????? plant whos schmoovin

a-book-of-creatures

????????? candy

cyber-seaweed

im laughing so hard. ash gets a knife and eiji. eiji gets ash.

spef-mp3

Not to be confused for the series finale, where Ash gets a knife and Eiji doesn't get Ash

vigilante-apologist

Main character trios are meant to end up as a polycule and you can’t change my mind

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

bobdylanslesbianlover

no way i must have missed an update!

keepcalmandcarriefischer

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

froodette

You know what to do boys

will-falling-fell

how2forgive

yeah I think i'll keep my life as small as i want

cyberr-v0id

Starting a tag game!

Take this uquiz: https://uquiz.com/quiz/JE844B/are-you-the-main-character-or-a-side-character

i know you want to know

NON-COMMERCIAL, PRIVATE USE ONLY !! You MAY NOT profit off of this Picrew, use it for branding or advertising, use as NFT, trace over, clai

And do this picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1414503

@rain-mcgay @pinaple @necromancers-incorporated @gloriousvermin @glbtrx @kimu-dem @dirtybandaids @nikoisme @dootznbootz @apparentlyautistick @fraudfrogz and anyone else! No pressure yall!

song-writer-melo-wrath

Most excellent ✨

Let's see, @hefkerut , @treshmind , @1000punks , @kirahlene , @adevilyoudo , @celeste-tyrrell , @7-galaxys , @spiderin-space , I believe I remember this being your sort of thing.

I'll more tentatively add on @three-green-waterbottles , @anton-exe , @rainylunesstorm , and @saint-official , since I've seen tag chains involving you folks but dunno if this is your type of thing. And of course, no pressure to any of you, and if anyone else sees this and wants to join, consider yourself an honorary tag.

1000punks

honestly i hoped as much-

i'm so cynical i just keep it to myself :'D

tagging @eradelum @treshmind @adevilyoudo @cerudinae @hellionsheart @oathweave @kirahlene (i have no choice to pass this around like a blunt bc moth and i have mostly the same mutuals LMFAO) and anyone else who wants to join in!

hellionsheart

quiz told me I'm funny 😎

no pressure tags: @sometimes-i-talk-a-lot @nokstella @dragonsdogma2 @biromanticacemess @deadletterpoets @wanderingisobel and anyone else who sees this and wants to join in!!

sometimes-i-talk-a-lot

AHHHH YEAHYEAHYEAH BEST TAG GAME EVER THANK U

this was super fun and wonderful and I kinda wanna take the test & make another picrew when Im Not angry lmaoooo thank u for the tag, please feel free to tag me in things forever lololol

no pressure tags~ @patrickztump @brainmoss @itsheyboyblue @jellisdraws @jet-engine @lactoseintolerable @petti-labelle @pocket-jew @secretcowboyhat @softasawhisper @tragedyposting @cauliflowermaterial @maryaustria ... AND THE ONE WHO CHANGED HER URL AGAIN. please see this. somehow. im begging you. something about a kitchen? or cooking? tumblr cant figure it out from my tag guesses lmaoo..... 💣 <- you lol.