Tea is Happinness

So I'm 25, still in college, and bad at this blogging stuff, lets give it a try anyway.

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

[aveline-shepard]

“I also think it’s weird in movies, when someone has amnesia, and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’ because that’s not how you act when you don’t recognize somebody. That’s very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn’t recognize you went ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you’d never know it! I’d wake up and they’d be like ‘Hi John, we’re so happy you’re awake’ and I’d just be like, ‘Oh, hey man… How’s it going? Oh hey dude, nice to see you again’ because that’s how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.”

— John Mulaney

[andreablythe]

Excellent point.

[thatgirlonstage]

John Mulaney woke up with amnesia once and never told anyone because he was too worried about being rude

[insomniac-arrest]

what is it about fungi that’s so mythical and freaky and set in humanities heads as “fable and Other Folk” fodder

the lore

the vibes

the spooky feeling in the Ghosts and Aliens Section of my brain that goes off

like, look at this and tell me that magic isn’t real and doesn’t want to strip us bare and use our souls as bartering chips in cosmic games of poker

[insomniac-arrest]

mushrooms are an ancient force of growth and decay, life and rot, collapse and creation; they have been here long before us and will remain long after we’re gone- devouring that which kills us and creating that which forgets us.

it is best you tread carefully.

[hyperactivehedgehog]

I’m studying biotech and every time someone brings up mushrooms our current professor will look either extremely exited or pained and go “listen.. mushrooms are neither plants nor animals nor something in between. They elude all attempts to categorize them. We do not know what they are. Some are immortal. Some produce live saving substances. Some are so closely related to humans that eating them may cause an allergic reaction against your own body. I cannot teach you about the mushrooms”

[coldalbion]

But the mushroom can. Trust the mushroom. It Knows.

[gahdamnpunk]

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

im so mad

[sushinfood]

this is why they should all shut the hell up forever

[sodapoplio]

[kai-wildfang]

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

[coolsville-ghetto]

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

[camiluna27]

i threw a rat at a god

[logo-comics]

The best part? Pikachu is awake. Pokemon faint upon being defeated.

What Nurse Joy heard was more along the lines of “I threw a mouse at a god and the mouse won.”

[teacupfulofstarshine]

what is a king to a god

what is a god to a ten year old with an electric mouse

[americanairliines-deactivated20]

Just a simple PSA

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

[adachifag]

they both destroy ships tho

[parenyzia]

Did you just

[matobawataru]

anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice

[matobawataru]

me: so yeah, i’m fuckin–

them: WHOA you know *gets weirdly quiet* the f-word???? you’re so sweet and cute though

me:

[catchymemes]

[retrogamingblog]

Floral Pokemon Posters made by ShatteredEarth

[ultrafacts]

Source More Facts

[foxfairy5]

Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

[bryarly]

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile. 

[ultrafacts]

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.

Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

[prokopetz]

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

[nekoama]

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

[roguetelemetry]

Viking cats “FIGHT ME”

[ninety6tears]

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing

[somecutething]

[osteogenix-deactivated20151014]

[songspinner9]

❤️🤣 Love this. Geno with 5 POINTS. (And the grudging “eh, he’s a local boy” 3rd star…)

[hazel3017]

Hazel! Did you notice how between 9:50-9:45 left in the second period, Sid and Geno did a move where they switched skates and did it PERFECTLY in sync? :'D it was beautiful! Is there any way you can gif it?

You mean this? With these drift compatible losers?

[hazel3017]

I’ve been informed that both of these drift compatible losers got their 300th goal at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. Idiots.

[heyheyroosterteeth]

Ryan becoming self-aware

From: Where’d The Keg Go?! - The Sims 4: Discover University

[achew-crewdeactivated2022]

How the brain reacts to lack of oxygen

[systlin]

I remember the first time I tried drying catnip in the food dehydrator, and accidentally invented a cat vape station. 

Came home to all three of them (only had three at the time) literally laying on/around the dehydrator stoned out of their little kitty minds. 

[reallystellacadente]

I think we have a business plan here, folks.