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Sea Otter Pup Is a Cheeky Little Guy

Via Oregon Coast Aquarium

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A walkway at the Pines Hotel, pictured in 1978 and 2020.

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when you can’t come out because it’s 2004 and the movie’s rated pg

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When you can’t come out because it’s 2013 and America never changes

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when you come out

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I’m having an absolute fucking fit over this?????

No—okay the subversion is great and I love it but he’s still fat!!!!

The punchline wasn’t that he got skinny and ripped and the ex regretted it, it wasn’t even that he got skinny and ripped and started dating his trainer! He’s working out sure and maybe a little more “in shape” but the important thing is he’s fat and happy in the end.

Do you have any idea what seeing this did for a queer fat guy like me??? I’m so happy right now I’m genuinely just stunned.

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What people think happens when a fat guy works out: He becomes thin

What actually happens: He becomes a strong fat guy that can kick ur ass

source: i was in krav maga for a year and a half and knew so many black belts who were Big Dudes with near limitless stamina. It’s not the skinny chiseled buff guys you gotta worry about it’s the Big Dudes

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Source: Cuddeback

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why is she wearing a dress if shes just gonna let her rodent vagina hang out of it

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do we bring our own weapons or

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There are hidden orbs of joy in the grass!

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the only valid naruto meta is the single use clothing sasuke theory my flatmates came up with after a drunken binge of the chuunin exams

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“Single Use Clothing Sasuke” is a complex, multi-layered theory borne of the complex, multi-layered minds of my flatmates. It essentially boils down to the idea that Every Single Thing sasuke wears from the day of the uchiha massacre to the day he leaves the village are entirely different yet identical versions of the same two outfits. He only wears them once and then throws them out.

The idea behind this is based on the implications that a) sasuke lives alone in the uchiha compound which is intended to be lived in by hundreds of people, b) he was not cared or provided for in any way by the village adults after the massacre, and c) there are entire city blocks of empty uchiha houses full of free shit just sitting there, ESPECIALLY clothing.

Theory is as follows: sasuke, clearly unable to do his own laundry because he’s 12 and a moron, spends four years of his life using the abandoned clothes that previously belonged to the children in the uchiha clan as disposable clothing and there’s a landfill in Konoha somewhere just full of black playsuits.

Companion theory “One-Shirt Uzumaki” where naruto owns exactly one (1) set of clothing that he furiously hand washes every night at 1am.

lafortis

you know what this is pretty plausible actually all things considered

year2000electronics

hi. its been nearly a year since the casting announcement. spring 2023 is getting sooner and sooner. this direct came and went. we still haven't seen a SINGLE IMAGE of the mario movie. how badly did they fuck up this fucking movie

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Apparently Jesus was most likely not buried in a tomb, but in an unmarked mass grave with other crucifixion victims. Which I actually think is more philosophically à propos but whatever. Anyway this raises the distinct possibility that Jesus's bones have been unknowingly excavated for like, building a gas station or highway overpass in Jerusalem or something. Which is interesting.