baguette on my level

Mollie - 18 - Illustration Animation Student - Aggressively Bisexual

[hockeyheart]

[tilthat]

TIL Filipino officials stopped illegal fishing techniques using dynamite by placing underwater statues of Jesus and the Virgin Mary which no one would dare damage.

via reddit.com

[daco-broman]

we turned the fish Catholic

[sighinastorm]

THEY’RE TURNING THE FRIGGING FISH CATHOLIC!

[aerylon]

on the plus side, being that the fish are now catholic, they can no longer use birth control which will be a boon to populations that have been over-fished to the breaking point.  

the down side, is that they now eat humans on fridays.

[autisticexpression]

Depending on the species of fish, they might have already been doing that

[normal-horoscopes]

Gnomes of pleasure

[unbakehisbeans]

Gnomes of pain

[normal-horoscopes]

Gnomes of wind and gnomes of rain

[gunsandfireandshit]

Gnomes of wood and gnomes of grass,

Gnomes who'll kick your fucking ass

[nardacci-does-art]

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

IM GONNA CRY

[foldingfittedsheets]

I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.

It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.

Help support a queer artist: Ko fi, Redbubble, Teepublic

[madguth]

[mayoryon-blog]

I never did get to show her…

[dragguns]

This is the saddest post on tumblr

[ame-gosh]

maybe some day, on some new horizon

[moonymartell]

Concerning Hobbits

↳ Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Extended Edition

[dredsina]

This sequence just goes to show that Sam is the hottest person in the Shire

[black-nata]

this is beautiful, but that comment straight up took me out

[coughloop]

im going to be real i am pretty fucking surprised!

[ashestoashesjc]

Toronto Police: In our expert opinion, that shouldn’t be there.

[percethecurse]

Well they just weren’t sure at first, you know. Because of color theory

[homunculus-argument]

My favourite harmless prank I've heard of was done by this girl whose dad was a geologist, and they'd go on day hikes with his geologist friends/co-workers and when she got bored on them she'd habitually pick up a random rock and go ask him what it is, and one of them would explain what kind of a rock that is, how it probably got here, and usually some notions of the more unusual features the rock had, if any.

And she had a friend who had once gone on a tourist trip to Iceland and brought back a volcanic rock. So she borrowed the rock and took it with her on the hike, and after two randomly picked up "hey dad what rock is this", she presented the volcanic rock, in the same fashion as all the others.

3 minutes later there are five middle-aged and older men circled around this mysterious rock, all agreeing on what it is, but not why it is. They keep asking her questions, where did she find it? Were there any other rocks around there that looked like it? Was it like this on the ground? People walking past the group try to stretch their necks to see over the geologists' shoulders to see what's the source of such amazement.

And in the end she couldn't take it anymore, burst into laughter and confessed. The geologists agree that it was pretty clever.

[feenyxblue]

Geologist enrichment

[gaycism]

fantastic news!

[theonlyleftydesk]

"THIS SAFETY DEVICE THAT SAVES LIVES IS MESSING WITH OUR SURVEILLANCE SOFTWARE!!!"

😒😒😒

[hunter-rodrigez]

[bogleech]

This is literally one of the reasons that before all this, you weren't *allowed* to cover your face too much which makes it even more ridiculous when people believe masks are a plot to take away people's freedom. The government and business did not ever want the whole population wearing masks. They dragged their feet on implementing any mandates and have tried to "open back up" at every excuse. You are technically more free from their control if they can't ID you through a security cam. They hate this shit.

[stark-tony]

au where jet doesn’t find out that zuko and iroh are fire nation and when he runs into the gaang he goes ‘oh by the way this is my new friend lee. we met on the ferry ride over here!’ and the gaang and zuko just like awkwardly stare at each other for a really long time

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I love it

[linanlu]

[thescarlettempress]

*in everyone’s minds*

Zuko: Maybe if I just keep up my persona, they’ll believe I’m someone else… Okay, that’s stupid, but what choice do I have?

Aang: …Maybe if we just pretend we’ve never met before he’ll stay nice and we can all keep the peace.

Katara: If he lifts one hand against us, I will freeze them both.

Sokka: Please be a coincidence. Please be a coincidence. Please be a coincidence. Please be a coinci-

Toph: Why is he so scared? Is he shy? Why is Katara so upset? Why is Aang freaking out? Why is Sokka so irritated? And now Jet’s freaking out.

Jet: Do- do they not like him? Do they not like him because he’s my friend? Do they still hate me? Do they hate him because of me? Lee looks like he’s about to pass out? Is he okay?

[theoneandonlyturtleduck]

This needs to be a fic

[duckie-baby]

ACTUALLY SCREAMING

[insert-awesome-loki-url-here]

Toph to Iroh: oh hey, you’re that really old guy who gave me tea once

Everyone else: ????

[simplystormie]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

That bit really annoyed me, I’m glad she’s taking legal action

[crazy-brazilian]

[guerrillatech]

[glowdetails]

CL wearing alexander wang at the met gala 2021

[glowdetails]

apparently, the dress is a reference to the knot on a hanbok, a traditional korean dress and the hair mimics the headpiece worn by queens in korea. but in all denim which is an american clasic. literally so smart.

[guerrillatech]