Hey kids!

Minnesota

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[wafflenati0n]

[scoutbert]

they must have a lot of lawmakers got dangs

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[alicent-florent]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[luncheon-aspic]

Barbie, sis, you gotta turn off anon

[alicent-florent]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[fake-mermaid]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

[aquilacalvitium]

[retrogamingblog2]

free him

[chaoticprodigy]

HE’S FREE

[9d6problems]

The snorlax

He destroyed his cage

Yes

YES

The snorlax is out

[bimboguy]

everyone show your respects to stelluna this month you hear me

[bimboguy]

everyone say thank you stellaluna

[inusmasha]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

first nap you had after waking up from a coma would be a nail biter. you'd be wondering

[veryfunnymemes]

[veryfunnymemes]

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[ankle-beez]

HAPPY ONE MILLION NOTES TO TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM DOG

[totallyfubar]

Pro tip for adulting: being late isn’t a death sentence for 95% of things. All you gotta do is call the moment you realize you’re gonna be late, apologize, and then give another small apology when you get there. The thing people really don’t like about lateness is that it seems like the other person doesn’t value their time, and since calling shows that you value their time, that leaves only the mild inconvenience of waiting a bit for them to deal with

[llcoolade]

this is 100% true. Calling ahead to let them know you’ll be late is 100000x better than just showing up late without any notice. Everyone has been late before so most of the time they’ll understand being late. Just don’t make a habit of it

[mindofthemage]

[mayakern]

im gonna be honest, i love the new tumblr icon. it feels very in line with what tumblr has been doing recently (completely ignoring what every other social media platform is doing and taking a hard left into “what the fuck is that” territory).

it has absolutely nothing to do with any of tumblr’s other branding or any current design trends (that i’ve seen) and that’s honestly perfect.

i feel like this guy is the spiritual successor to clippy and i love that and i think he needs a name.

(i also feel like this is the face everyone makes when they use the blaze feature to force their shitposts onto the feeds of 500 random, unsuspecting victims.)

[mayakern]

actually i lied he’s not perfect. there’s one change i would make.