moved to writing blog (check bio)

@furowrites on tumblr & on the bird app too ✌️

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[astarsmindd]

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

[omtai]

Thank you for giving me another chance

[mageofgoobygrove]

Any ideas about Gale and a (gn or m) sorcerer tav? Since its a pretty common headcannon that Gale hates sorcerers and non-wizard casters

Imagine…

Gale with a sorcerer.

(BG3) Gale Dekarios / GN!Tav

(a/n: hello, anon! i’m so glad you asked because i happened to romance gale with a sorcerer :) hope you enjoy!

8/7: INTERNET IS BACK, HELLO. if these are too short, lmk please.)

Adventuring with a sorcerer wasn’t ideal for Gale. But for everyone’s sake, and for their survival, he’d manage.

It began as friendly competition between the two of you. (Friendly is not the word you’d use, since Gale thought of himself better. He’d never outright admit to it, because he knows better! It’s an argument you have with him from time to time, but at the end of the day you still kiss each other goodnight. So it never really matters.)

Every battle was a constant challenge has you attempted to outperform one another. Talks of magic had its weak jabs here and there. Gale would typically leave it at that, if he couldn’t agree with someone—yet you had such a spark in you, it was addictive.

The competition irritated the hell out of some of your companions depending on the day. As long as you came out of battle alive, they didn’t nag too much. Gale could handle Astarion’s annoyance and Lae’zel’s comments as long as you could, too.

One time you referred to him as the Weave’s most pretentious pet, and he knew right then and there Tara would love you. Yes, your comment was quite rude, but he had nothing to say. A sorcerer had stunned Gale of Waterdeep.

Of course he got back at you later. The Weave’s most pretentious pet couldn’t allow you to get wrapped up in a wave of poisonous vines! He casted ice your way to freeze over the deadly green, and give you a minor cold.

As you grew closer it was less of: anything you can do, I can do better. To Gale’s pleasant surprise he began to learn. Sorcery fascinated him. You fascinated him—somehow. The two of you, connected by magic, yet your perspectives so dangerously detached.

He couldn’t believe he was awestruck by a sorcerer. Some nights he’d catch himself thinking about you. Most thoughts stirred the orb within him, and he knew it was best to get some rest.

He was in denial for some time. When you entered the Shadow-Curse together, he quickly got over it. Your differences is why he admired you. Gale wasn’t going to allow sorcery or wizardry keep himself from you.

And luckily, you thought the same.

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[olibheare]

Opening Commission on the 25th of May!  Taking as many as I can, these are in anticipation for moving to WA in July!! Going to be circulating some of my old commissions in the meantime

[akaisenhatake]

Pov you failed to kidnap a child

here's my friend's (@/azurajae) meme redraw since we agreed to finish ours tgt

og picture

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[4ngelbride]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

[sailor-artemis]

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

[adteachings-deactivated20220125]

Now, more than ever, clear writing matters.

[cipheramnesia]

I felt my life extend five years with how much this reduced my stress.

[bob-artist]

No April Fool’s jokes this year.  Just a fool.

[bob-artist]

New year, same old fool.

[bob-artist]

fool

[bob-artist]

fool sandwich

[dirtymlpconfessions]

[slightmood]

caught the bae sleepin

[luminoldoll]

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

[slightmood]

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

[retrogamingblog2]

[telekinepic]

i got to do this tasty tasty dimiashe commission for Dragonsigma (AO3) and wooohh damn 

thanks so much for the opportunity and for your support! i’d love to get more fe3h commissions bc i have a Fixation rn 

I’m open for commissions right now, DM me if you’re interested! 

my Ko-Fi ☕

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[sheswanderlost]

[uriecriss]

“What are you doing on the computer all the time?”