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@tempestofdiscomfort
princess bride x hollanov
sexually inexperienced shane assuming he & ilya's incredibly romantic sex is probably totally normal and he's just particularly bad at handling hookups while an extremely sexually fluent ilya privately and repeatedly spirals over how Not Casual their sex is and how little control he has over it. poetry
shane doesn't have enough experience to know better BUT ILYA has waaaaay too much experience not to!!!! which makes all of his behavior with shane when they're bumpin SO scrumptious because while yes i do believe he's a great and attentive sexual partner in general, i don't believe for a SECOND that he ever fucks ANYBODY like he fucks shane. with that level of reverence? possessiveness? hunger and curiosity and delight and agony all at once? nah. if he was looking at all of his hookups like that before he was even inside of them he would have like 500 children
i think we're gonna die in this HOUSE 💜
When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish... And they actually emailed me back.
(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)
DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH
AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO
listen i know that a lot of people are really into experienced/knows all the terms/sex god ilya, but imma keep it so real when i say that i'm personally attached to "knew juuuust enough more than shane at the start that he acted cocky and shane made a lot of assumptions that just never got corrected"
like he canonically is a player and has a lot of sex, but i don't think that was true during their first hookups per se, and after that, i honestly don't think he would be getting THAT wild with people he's going to sleep with for a night and then prob never see again. with the exception of svetlana, i feel like he didn't have a lot of repeat partners, and i think there's plenty of stuff you wouldn't really want to do with a practical stranger.
which then offers the extremely funny situation of shane pulling out something wild and ilya externally going "yes of course i am experienced in this" while internally he's
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"replace Diamonds w something else" this, "change the plane scene" that, "give them chairs" this YOU DON'T GET IT!!!! YOU. DON'T. GET. ITTTTTTT. you dont get it.
Many people criticize David and Yuna because of the panic attack at the dinner table.
How can they just sit there?
Why doesn’t anyone step in?
What kind of childhood did Shane have if his own mother doesn’t know how to handle this?
But every time I watch that scene, I see something else.
Shane doesn’t read to me as emotionally neglected. He reads as meticulously managed. Control has always been his safety net.
He was playing hockey at eight. Structure. Coaches. Systems.
Then the league. Agents. PR teams.
Yuna handles his endorsement deals. Probably his calendar too.
His apartment? Decorated by a designer.
His wardrobe? Bought by a stylist.
His brand? Curated.
Whenever something felt unstable, there was someone to fix it.
Or someone who could be paid to fix it.
And I think that’s exactly why this moment destroys him.
At that table, it’s not about performance. Not about contracts. Not about strategy.
It’s about a possible outing. About public reaction. About things you cannot spin, schedule, or sanitize.
For the first time, there is no infrastructure.
No PR team can guarantee how fans will react.
No money can stop people from judging.
No parent can negotiate with society.
Maybe this really is the first time David and Yuna have ever seen him like that. Not because they’re monsters. But because Shane has never fully lost control before.
And now he does.
Because you can’t outsource how the world responds to your love.
You can’t manage it.
You can’t contain it.
You just have to endure it.
Before we reduce this scene to “bad parents,” maybe sit with the idea that this is the first time Shane realizes perfection can’t save him.
Think about that.
I have only been in love with one person. Same here. Only one.
And finally, after the waves and the lightning Both Heaven and Earth intertwining Together, a love you could never deny
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Connor, I need you to look me straight in the eyes and promise me, unless it's for health reasons, that you will never touch your moles because they are fucking beautiful. sorry for the obnoxious watermark, but my drawings are doing numbers on twt and I've already saw people remove it with AI, so yeah. As always no watermark and other versions only on patreon
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this is a great time of year to buy from native stores or donate to native organizations. you can figure out who's land you're on here, and below i've listed some (of many) businesses you can support ♡
B.Yellowtail --- jewlery, clothing, and home goods designed by Bethany Yellowtail, citizen of the Northern Cheyenne Nation and from the Apsáalooke (Crow) Nation
Cheekbone Beauty --- sustainable, low-waste beauty products from Jenn Harper, an Anishinaabe artist based in Canada
Trickster --- atheletic products from Tlingit and Deg Hit’an Athabascan siblings (Alaska)
NativeHumboldt on Etsy --- the artist, Shayna McCullough, and their fiancé make designs inspired by traditional designs from their culture; she is from the Yurok tribe and descended from the Hupa, Karuk, Redwood Creek, Pit River, Yuki, Wintun, Pomo (tribes in California), and Chetco tribe (in Oregon)
OklahomaThirtyNine on Etsy --- they mostly sell beaded work, particularly earrings, as well as some necklaces
xBeadsByMandyx on Etsy --- handmade beaded earrings, from a Cherokee veteran
food products, from wine to sauces to teas to mixes to fish to jerky and nuts, sorted by store with details beside each store
My favorite shoes in the winter are my Manitobah mukluks, which are Metis-owned and participate heavily in community initiatives with other indigenous nations to train and support artists. They also partner regularly with artists from other nations on their shoes to create custom editions. Currently they are collaborating with Rosa Scribe (Cree), Janae Grass (Sac & Fox), Atheana Picha (Salish), and Melissa Peter-Paul (Mi'kmaw). They also host an indigenous market that showcases and promotes indigenous artists.
Plus they're warm as hell and the sheepskin lining means I don't have to wear socks, which is extremely nice sensory comfort. So that's nice as well.
Eighth Generation (Snoqualmie Tribe) has some beautiful stuff - I've bought a huge beautiful beach towel and cool socks from them personally, but they have jewelry, art, housewares, lots of great work.
image is one of my favourite blankets from Eighth Generation
Beam Paints --- watercolour paints by Anong Migwans Bean, M'Chigeeng First Nation (located in Ontario), who was taught to harvest pigments by their parents ((recommended by @airbenderinalbion))
Beyond Buckskin --- created by Jessica Metcalfe, who is Turtle Mountian Chippewa, they feature and sell works such as moccasins, jewelry, clothing, and blankets from over 40 artists --- featured is a beaded Yakima Plateau bag ((recommended by @sassytail))
Haipažaža Pĥežuta --- a couple, Lakota and Dakota, from Ocheti Sakowin Tha Makhoche (Sioux Nation) who make soaps, shampoo bars, bath and body products, salves, & more herbal products, incorporating traditional knowledge and using minimal packaging + natural ingredients ((recommended by @wittywallflower))
Sequoia Soaps --- soaps, candles, lotions, body mists and body scrubs, founded by Michaelee Lazore, who is Kanien'kehá:ka (Mohawk) from Akwesáhsne and Northern Paiute (in Nevada) ((recommended by @trialofasphodel))
a couple new additions:
Only Child Handicrafts --- beadwork created by a 30-year-old beadworker, which they learned while growing up near the Great Lakes from the Anishinaabe; their paternal family is Ojibwe from Fort William First Nation & their patterns are both based on traditional patterns & contemporary ((recommended by @fruityshirts))
Sage & Oats Trading Post --- based in Montana, but selling products from native artists across the country, including beadwork, candles, foodstuffs, books, textiles, jewelry, & so much more ((recommended by @samwisegamgeeee))
Sea Wisdom Design --- jewelry by łlilawikw ("gatherer of the people"), who is Kwakwaka’wakw, from the Pacific Northwest, whose beautiful historical designs are featured in her art ((recommended by @fruityshirts))
middle picture: blanket made by Rachel Twoteeth Pichardo, a Little Shell artist from North Carolina
It's not a small creator, but Prados Beauty is indigenous-owned and partners with indigenous designers. They're pretty mainstream now but I've only heard good things about their corporate practices.
Discover Prados Beauty, featuring high-quality cosmetics at affordable prices. Embrace all of your beauty with ethically made cosmetics, too
Thunderbird Skin --- skincare made Mooretown Rancheria Maidu women from Northern California, who now live in the UK. they also make products specifically for eczema & psoriasis & have trial sizes of nearly all their products ((recommended by @a-wild-haggis))
Mistahiminis Beadwork --- beautiful art, beaded earrings & embroidery works & sewn bags, made by a nonbinary Nehiyawak (Cree) beadworker in Canada ((recommended by @thymeforeverything))
Choke Cherry Creek --- clothing created by Angela Ikūalasaash ("persistence"), a Apsáalooke (Crow) & Pikuni (Blackfeet) woman who incorporates symbols from her heritage into her work ((recommended by @alcidesire))
Good Medicine Clothing --- an Apsáalooke-owned (Crow Nation) clothing store, founded by a Native American dancer & hip hop artist (his music links here) ((recommended by @alcidesire))
The Wandering Bull --- they carry a huge variety of pow-wow supplies & whatever anyone might need to make their own pieces ((recommended by @lugarn))
Medicine Man Crafts --- goods made by people on/near the Eastern band Tsalagi Nation (Cherokee), such as traditional baskets & jewelry, craft supplies, masks & pottery, & so much more ((recommended by @lugarn))
Y’ALL!!
THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!
Jack Dorsey funded this with his nonprofit AndOtherStuff. The home page for the organization explicitly lists AI as one of its pillars, saying a goal is "making NOSTR the best social protocol for open source AI development and implementation"
A collaborative Nostr funding initiative to develop strategic pillars for the Nostr ecosystem
What is open source AI?
It's a program that publicly shares its code for free online, so that anyone can use it for themselves. This means that anything this AI is trained on could eventually make its way into any business, social media site, etc. That uses this code. Or, if not, it'll have the ability to harvest content as well as this.
Even since the app doesn't allow AI openly on the videos themselves, the app is likely to use our original content to train its AI. You might have seen that some AI have experienced a positive feedback loop of declining quality, training itself on other AI slop until anything it produces is unintelligible.
This is likely an attempt to prevent that in video format
Then, any other company that wants to use the code can use this better trained AI to make it even harder to recognize AI across the board.
You can read about the connection to AndOtherStuff, as well as the developers' reasons for the project here:
Jack Dorsey backs diVine, a Vine reboot that includes Vine's video archive of six-second, looping videos. A new app called diVine will give
TLDR; do not give Jack Dorsey any credit for this, do not download the app, and tell others not to either. It's a nostalgia-bait attempt at fueling another AI model
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Hi I've been seeing a lot of posts with this weird tone so here's your friendly reminder that the RACK (risk aware consensual kink) kink framework doesn't actually mean "practice the safest possible kink at all times". It means there is ALWAYS risk and you should be aware of what those risks are before engaging.
A basic example is that I keep seeing that post with the safe impact zone chart going around being talked about as though it's the only way to do RACK impact. This is not true. The information is good and important to have, yes, but "safe impact zones" still have their risks, and there will always be people who want to be hit in "unsafe" ways. The correct RACK approach would be to properly research the risks of the type of impact you're planning to do, and make sure that you're comfortable with that level of risk before engaging in the activity, AND that you know what aftercare should be given. THIS is what risk-aware means. It does not mean "under no circumstances should anyone ever hit you in the wrong spot". That's kind of the antitheses of RACK.
RACK is about knowing the risks and consenting. It's informed consent. It's about doing what you want to do as safely as is reasonable. There is risk inherent in every type of kink. RACK says go ahead, have your fun, but just know what you're getting into first.