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🇨🇦 || 21 || he/him || gay + polyam || 🎭Mirthful Faithful🎭 I'm a Gamzee fictive, no hard feelings if you want me not to interact! I drew my pfp :o) stuff i make is tagged as (#my art) and (#my boards) 🤡headmates dont like logging on and off, since we use mobile, so this is the wholeass system's main and everybody else uses sideblogs hahah🤡

[karkat]

[tittytron]

I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities

[meerlichtz]

Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

[meerlichtz]

Examples:

sir please stop eating plastic

sir do you really have to do this right now

sir *intense stare*

my good sir stop that right now

sir why are you just standing in the way

(warningly) sir...

please listen to me sir

(tiredly) sir please.

[laeffy]

system of a clown. you ever think of that

[elecmon]

[femmepathy]

[gummygunk]

space strings

[energy-purple]

[protobacillus]

Visit the Protostore

[gifsboom]

[glumshoe]

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

[mettic]

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

[glumshoe]

they have and they will

[indigoblooded]

Purplekinic

A gender identity based off of the purple caste of troll society. This gender is tied to traits commonly associated with purplebloods, such as behavioural patterns and presentation. It is also representative of one's standing within troll society in a previous life, this life if a fictive, through a soulbond, zodiac sign, or just mere relatability.

Image ID: A five striped flag. The outer stripes are purple, with the inner stripes being grey. The stripe in the middle is a gradient of squares, from darkest to lightest. The lightest shade takes up more of the stripe than the colours before. End ID.

Flag design and term coined by me. Available in both general and icon-friendly variants.

[funkytheclown]

tracy the crochet rainbow octopus clown on etsy!

[tinykitchenvegan]

Vegan Potato Croquettes

[fluffygif]

This miniature horse in Colombia enjoys cuddling.

[jenniferrpovey]

For anyone asking is this cute, I’m going to say yes.

1. That is a very strong animal. If it wanted her to put it down, there is no way she would be holding it.

2. The position of the ears shows relaxation.

3. Nibbling at hair is how horses show affection. In a herd, they nibble at the base of each other’s manes (the very best way to pet a horse is to scratch the base of the mane about halfway down the neck). With a human they like they go for the hair as the closest equivalent.

So, yes, horse is enjoying cuddles.

Human is also very strong!

[95nix]

[thatqueerchoirkid]

wait guys its december no no no my brain is still comprehending the end of october 

[imaveryevilgirl]

WAIT IT’S DECEMBER??

[lesbianpwnieswithweapons]

Looks like we succeed in no November November

[silver-tongues-blog]

no remember november

[sugarplumfairy98]

11.20.20

A beautiful day to do some baking!

[minteafresha]

I noticed the audio for the video “[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid” was taken out so I edited it back in

[rnoonsetter]

friendly reminder that [AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid