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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
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pixel skylines
Kiana Khansmith
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Not today Justin
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blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Xuebing Du
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trying on a metaphor
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@tenaciouspee69
these days you can't just recommend a game on its merits and unique play experience, you always gotta say shit like "buckshot roulette is basically if texas hold 'em and lethal company had sloppy unprotected gay transgender sexual intercourse and pregnant"
My cousins 4th bday party sucks like no blow and no liquor 👎🏻
if i catch u using AI imma block u lmfaooo
the face you make when you’re nonbinary
Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke
the world is so beautiful everyone's on their own path
I AM A GOOD PERSON. I AM A POWERFUL PERSON. I DON'T BELIEVE IN EVIL. I THINK THAT EVIL IS AN IDEA CREATED BY OTHERS TO AVOID DEALING WITH THEIR OWN NATURE. I UNDERSTAND MY OWN NATURE, GOOD AND EVIL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. I UNDERSTAND MYSELF. I CONTROL MYSELF. I CONTROL EVERYTHING WITHIN MYSELF. MY DOMAIN IS MY DOMAIN. I CAN LIE ON MY BACK AND AFFECT THE LIVES OF THOSE I LOVE WITHOUT MOVING A FINGER, BUT I WOULD ONLY AFFECT THEM IN GOOD WAYS, I DON'T WASTE TIME ON EVIL. I'M A GOOD PERSON. IS THIS THING ON? DO YOU KNOW ABOUT JESUS? DO YOU REALLY KNOW? ALL YOU KNOW IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TOLD. LISTEN WITH YOUR HEART, SING WITH YOUR HEART. YOU'VE JUST BEEN SINGING ABOUT GIRLS, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GIRLS? FUCK. WHY ARE YOU SO TENSE? YOU'VE GOTTA START SINGING WITH LOVE IN YOUR HEART. IS THIS ON? ADAM, ARE YOU THERE? THE PAIN STAR HAS ENTERED YOUR HOUSE. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? ARE YOU GOING TO TOUCH IT? IT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY THOUSAND YEARS, MAYBE EVEN TWO THOUSAND YEARS! AND HOW LONG IS A YEAR, REALLY? IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN. I HAVEN'T DONE SHIT THIS YEAR. IT'S BEEN A SUMMER... IT'S BEEN A SUMMER SINCE FEBRUARY, I WAS IN AUSTRALIA. GOD, CALIFORNIA? THEN WHAT? JUNE, JULY, AUGUST, A MONTH IN EUROPE? I CAN'T EVEN GO TO IKEA ANYMORE, I GET FLASHBACKS, FUCK!! YOU SHOULD SEE THE LIGHTS I GOT THERE. I THINK THAT... I THINK YOU'D LIKE EM A LOT.
One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding
chinese room
Tomgreg fancam. Just a small glimpse into my sick and twisted mind.
how will toledo can capture the teenage girl experience i will never know
i would roast you but my mom said not to burn trash
aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall
Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.
Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him
This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.
Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.
It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance
They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.
if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes
Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.
Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.
this is too good to leave hidden in the replies
fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard
