Notes from the multiverse

whothehellisjoe's Magic side-blog. Mostly custom cards.

[depsidase]

[bisexualshakespeare]

"i didn't like it" and "I think it wasn't well written" are different. i can personally dislike things that are not bad and i am being so brave about it

[mirrorbird]

i can also enjoy things that are not good, which is very brave and sexy of me

[the-real-zhora-salome]

Yikes

[kanaedraws]

FFVII: Cat Simulator

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[humanoidhistory]

Head-measuring device at the U.S. Army Natick Soldier Systems Center, Massachusetts, ca. 1951-1984.

[siffrin-enthusiast-deactivated2]

i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”

[foxoftheasterisk]

you're so right

[siffrin-enthusiast-deactivated2]

[Image ID: A screenshot of tumblr tags reading “things like this should be necessary. like transit planners and city councillors having to use public transit. you can’t really be in charge of something if you don’t know what it’s like to use it”. End ID.]

[defilerwyrm]

Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

[augustdementhe]

#we loooooove the methodology of a cancer cell

#constant expansion at all costs!! go go go go go!! what do you mean the body has died

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[the-punforgiven]

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

[whetstonefires]

so there's basically two reasons he would need to do this and they're both funny

his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it's not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord

his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places

[nucleariguana]

there's also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door

[petterwass]

To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.

[christ-chan-official]

Clearly the wizard had to summon his Honda Accord because someone stole it while he was shopping. The carjacker is now tumbling violently down the freeway like a source engine ragdoll

[fuddlyduddly]

I think about this so often

[seren-starlight]

Ok

[kaiasky]

[simzart]

Do you want to be my valentine?

[lilycutesmith]

Are you playing games for the Challenge, the Power Fantasy, or the Viewer Participation Movie?

Challenge

Power Fantasy

Viewer Participation Movie

Voting ended onMay 29, 2024

figure out what the fuck this means yourself im not providing examples use your critical thinking skills for this riddle

[pangur-and-grim]

he saw his reflection for the first time

[pangur-and-grim]

[marinaratrench05]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Why is Falin eating the post

[ashenmind]

potentially useful in the classification of maids and maid-like entities

[yesterdaysprint]

The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, March 18, 1926