You're trash now for coming here

[taino-ti]

Lil Nas X is the funniest celebrity out there. No I will not be taking questions. 

[reehlia]

    ( ´д｀)

˚₊*̥Σ(꒪◊꒪ ))))

[fotharchive27-deactivated201802]

[pinklovehearts]

what if you left a spam comment 😦😦 on my post 😳😳😳 and you were a bot called Olivia 🤭🤭🤭 and we are both girls 🤪🤪

[olivia1863fde]

hills,

[pinklovehearts]

[argodeon]

Shut the fuck up olivia

[roseburst]

yeah. i have maybe 200 and counting oliviabots reported and blocked so far. my entire block list is olivia.

and still she won't shut up.

[lo-kae]

Given that username structure, there could be as many as 78.4 billion Olivias. They are the true tumblr users. All other accounts are merely noise to the great Olivia hive-mind

[argodeon]

LMAO "the great Olivia hive-mind"

[hxgrl]

[rslashrats]

*step step step*

ive come to give you Rat Power

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

me? I can have Rat Power?

[rslashrats]

Yes, All May Receive My Wondrous Rat Power

[authenticstains]

your days are numbered whore

[authenticstains]

[extradan]

Dont interrupt her! She’s trying to learn how to communicate! step by step!

She’s typing out a poem you asshole!!! 

[the-dying-world-deactivated2021]

is this the new “hey peebrain”?

[aceofsquiddles]

Kid me: Why is that rude?

What I meant: Tell me what’s rude about this so I can avoid saying other rude things.

What people seemed to hear: I refuse to acknowledge I said anything rude. Fuck you and your whole family.

[theconcealedweapon]

For those who don’t understand, imagine the following scenario:

The teacher marks an answer wrong on a test.

The student asks what they did wrong.

How would you interpret this?

The student wants to know what they did wrong so they can get it right on the next test.

The student refuses to acknowledge the possibility that they’re wrong.

[sonicrainbooms]

for years i had no idea my tone was naturally angry and cold and when i asked how it was bad i was yelled at for pretending i didnt know. it wasnt until i was 16 did my mum finally tell me my voice is just like that, and for two years ive done nothing but work on it.

which is you know. impossible.

just tell your kids what they did wrong, for fucks sake.

[bismuth]

today is Intersex Awareness Day!

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[unfortunatelyimaginary]

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Currency

[bfleuter]

Dungeon:

[katedrawscomics]

the party embarks upon a laser quest

[jvlianbashir]

this is what good pussy sounds like *laminated paper wobbling sound*

[blasting-silence]

Animals With Unusual Color Mutations ❤️

ʙɪᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴏᴄᴋ

ᴋɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴛᴀʜ

sᴘᴏᴛʟᴇss ᴄʜᴇᴇᴛᴀʜ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴄʀᴏᴡ

ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

sᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇᴅ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴛᴀʙʙʏ ᴛɪɢᴇʀ (sᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ ᴛɪɢᴇʀ)

ʙɪᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴄᴀʀᴅɪɴᴀʟ

ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ

ʙʟᴏɴᴅᴇ ᴇʟᴋ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴍᴏɴɢᴏᴏsᴇ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʙᴀᴅɢᴇʀ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʀᴀᴄᴏᴏɴ

ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴀʟɪɢᴀᴛᴏʀ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴍᴏᴏsᴇ

ᴘɪɴᴋ ᴅᴏʟᴘʜɪɴ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴅᴇᴇʀ

sᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ ʟᴇᴏᴘᴀʀᴅ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴀʟ

[mothmanhugs]

Okay, but the pink dolphin isn’t the result of unusual coloration. That’s an Amazon river dolphin, and they tend to be pink! :)

[roboticoperatingbud]

[inabasket]

Target has a “Halloween Dachshund Skeleton” and one of the product photos is a room with nothing in it except the skeleton.

[inabasket]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nympheminist-deactivated2018030]

how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers

[turning-point-albania]

This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank

[gruene-teufel]

This was how Putin annexed Crimea

[zorri]

This is how Bernie can still win

[realjohndowney]

[lysnk2]