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[serious-punched-deactivated2022]

Murata: Sorry for the next chapter being late, I was drawing a little animation.

The little animation:

source

[bunabi]

[tinasnowz]

Megan’s Instagram Update (December 9, 2021)

[rumman]

[dykebluejay]

[conarcoin]

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

[conarcoin]

disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die

[nonbinarycore-deactivated202508]

idk what cis woman needs to hear this but trans women aren't your enemy. they share your struggle against misogyny, even thought it's sometimes in different ways. it's all misogyny!! physical and sexual violence, judgement and coercion surrounding appearance, genetalia, and gender performance, poor access to healthcare, violence at the hands of men specifically, fetishization, etc. trans women are women who happen to be in an even more vulnerable position than other women. misogyny affects us ALL and excluding trans women from feminist spaces-- or worse, blaming them for violence against women-- will never be radical or revolutionary. you're just denying support and resources to an extremely vulneravle group of women.

[gingersnapwolves]

Cat settled in the corner where the dog's food bowl goes while wife was making his dinner. Refused to move. Absolutely offended she would suggest such a thing. So:

Update: dog unfazed

[pastelparrotlet]

This January is not only a new year but a new decade, and so there is even more pressure to “start fresh,” change your life, and simply transform into an idealized version of yourself.

Please don’t feel pressured by this. Life is already difficult enough without stressing out over metamorphizing into a new person overnight. The best change comes slowly, so keep trying to add little bits of goodness and happiness to your life here and there, and most of all, be patient with yourself.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[miasroadtorecovery]

[mjalti]

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

[sovietshopaholic]

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Why do women hate innovation?

[everythingfox]

random video of the day

[thenatsdorf]

“Who is this?!” (via bri.brownie)

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

“ooh you got me a new box thank yo-WHAT THE FUCK!?!”

[mitski2020]

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

[camdeezy]

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

[shasta-brah]

oh.

[finiancal-crisis-yuri]

Nah that’s free possum

[crtter]

[antique-scarecrow]

tumblr is so reliable. i saw this post. i read this post. i came in with no expectations and did not expect what i got.  yet here i stand, unsurprised yet somehow disappointed

[babyanimalsdaily-blog]

[fieldbears]

the sequel we never heard about but desperately needed

[arcanaheadcanons]

muriel is 6′10″

a standard doorway is 6′8″

imagine hearing a soft knock on the shop door. you open it and are face-to-face with some guy’s pecs.

he looks uncomfortable to be here.

you invite him in and as he crosses the threshold he hits his face on the door frame. he cradles his head for a couple seconds before, dying of embarrassment, he decides to leave without even stating whatever business he came here for.

he hits his head again on the way out.

you’re in love.

[gahdamnpunk]

When just 100 companies are responsible for 71% of global emissions of course rice is the damn problem 😒

[professorsparklepants]

Better tell over 50% of the human race they can’t eat their main staple crop anymore because a bunch of bigwigs love oil more than reason