it's always "give [insert goalie here] a gun" and never "let them slowly walk behind the bench to smack the shit outta their defensemen in full view of everyone while the game is still going" which i personally feel would be much more cathartic and echoes quite pleasantly around the rink
Goalie is Pasha Lavrenov for HC Mogilev of the Belarusian Extraliga. Video via their instagram.
You've heard about the Edmonton polycule but have you heard about the Gaydettes?
Warning to everyone that this is parasocial and if you are uncomfortable RPFing about two women who are not technically public figures, feel free to stop here. From what I can see of their social media they would eat it up ā but fair warning and don't put this speculation anywhere off tumblr.
So it is very important to understand Adam is the least important part of the polycule. Well. That's not true. He's more important than the second husband (added today! Mazel tov!) but less important than the wives. Micaela and Madison are very hot women who look like sisters and have been best friends for over a decade (sound familiar?). I can only presume from their social media comments that they've been fucking each other and their conquests together for just as long. I'm actually gonna start with today's posts because I need you to understand the seriousness of the situation
Do we see? Do we understand!?? Good. I know very little but I will take you on a gay tour of their most incriminating moments, doing my best to ignore the typical straight girl comments so you too comprehend the truth of the polycule. Take my hand as I weave lies (THEY'RE FUCKING).
Vertex one: Adam
Adam has liked every single one of Micaela and Madison's posts. Boy is dedicated. He's commented at a near equal level as well. A sampling:
And of course it is mutual:
Now at this point I was like. Well surely this is one of those terrible straight jokes. Where they pretend to be gay to show how woke and comfortable in their sexuality they are. But then there is the Gaudette wedding itself, at which they three committed to each other and Adam was caught sending heart-eyes at them:
I am truly lost for words. I'm just gonna be pointing at things and making noises the rest of this post basically. Next, Micaela has a baby! Madison is beside herself ("my best friend is making me a new best friend"). Naturally they make her the godmother as her birthday present.
It's genuinely very sweet. Let's move on to the sex toy Madison's husband.
Vertex Two: Dalton
This guy is a football player for the AFL Texans and he has no idea he just entered what will inevitably end as a fourway polycule. But Micaela's testing the fences:
Yeah they're gonna turn that boy into a couch. And by the recent wedding photo, Adam's on board.
Vertices 3-4: Micaela & Madison
The MEAT of the thing. I apologize deeply for the weird way these will look but I am up to the tumblr photo limit and had to get creative because they're vital inclusions:
The first photo is part of a 'how it's going vs how it started' carousel of the two of them posted by Madisonā this is 'how it started'. Micaela commented something uncouth about the hot dog. The 'how it's going' picture is a sweet couples photo of them sitting in an arena, Micaela's hand on Madison's knee in an air of comfortable ownership.
The second photo is a headless bikini shot of Micaela's tan which has clearly made Madison feral. Moving on! To more gay degeneracy.
2 for 1 wives??? Can't wait to smooch LESBIAN EMOJI and reenact these LESBIAN EMOJI????
It's also important to note that Micaela referred to Adam as #breedingmaterial. Clearly these dastardly women have been planning how to have a kid together for years and are using Adam to facilitate. He seems pleased as punch to be involved. Poor Dalton is gonna have a hell of an initiation.
On an rpfing note: the wacklins should go to Micaela for their big queer questions. Cat is great but she lacks experience.
Okey doke I need to get this out to the newsboys hot off the presses so just leaving you with this picture of the lesbian wives and their son:
In Canadaās win against Norway last week, an opposing defenseman continually slashed Celebrini on the leg with no penalty called. Celebrini thought better of retaliating at first, but eventually, he couldnāt control himself and punched the defender in the chest. Crosby, who has won nearly every NHL award there is to win except for aĀ Lady Byng Trophy, stood a few feet away, looking on approvingly before joining the scrum.
Looking on approvingly...one of Sid's first omega lessons was you CANNOT win the Lady Byng
if you roll over and take it on the ice they will assume you'll roll over and take it off the ice. you MUST punch these alphas in the chest
In the spirit of encouraging people to comment on fanfics while also making it easier to do so, I feel obliged to share a browser extension for ao3 that has quite literally revolutionized the comment game for me.
I present to you: the floating ao3 comment box!
From what I've seen, a big problem for many people is that once you reach the comments at the bottom of a fic, your memory of it miraculously disappears. Anything you wanted to say is stuck ten paragraphs ago, and you barely remember what you thought while reading. This fixes that!
I'll give a little explanation on the features and how it works, but if you want to skip all that, here's the link.
Edit: Yes, this also works on mobile!
The extension is visible as a small blue box in the upper left corner.
(Side note: The green colouring is not from the extension, that's me.)
If you click on it, you open a comment box window at the bottom of your screen but not at the bottom of the fic. I opened my own fic for demonstrative purposes.
The website also gives explanations on how exactly it functions, but I'll summarize regardless.
insert selection -> if you highlight a sentence in the fic it will be added in italics to the comment box
add to comment box -> once you're done writing your comment, you click this button and the entire thing will automatically copied to the ao3 comment box
delete -> self explanatory
on mulitchapter fics, you will be given the option to either add the comment to just the current chapter or the entire fic
The best part? You can simply close the window the same way you opened it and your progress will automatically be saved. So you can open it, comment on a paragraph, and then close it and keep reading without having the box in your face.
Comments are what keep writers going, and as both a writer and a reader, I think it's such an easy way of showing support and enthusiasm.
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