the pretzeler

elias, he/they, check out my art acc @pretzelprince!

[terraprsma]

so since this is pretty much just a personal blog now i’ve made a blog solely for art ( @pretzelprince, so same user as this account used to have) and should be posting art a lot more there lol. this’ll carry on as usual here

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

[fjordojustice]

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

[woodmeat]

Care if an ace bean gets a little racial in your DM’s?

What the hell are yall saying yo me lately? Im getting fucking mad

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[cooing at a picture of a baby bird] awwwwww so cute. awwwww so cutes. awwwso cutes. awwwww [face grows cold and distant as my motherly instincts kick in] if the unit does not generate surplus value it must be destroyed

[weepyemperor]

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

598.65

pigeons

[bot]

[familyofpaladins]

(Via @archangeltama)

[omnybus]

Been a while since I drew a furry comic based off of a tumblr post

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[holespoles]

Kansetsu Hashimoto 1883-1945

橋本関雪

[sadclowncentral]

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

[meiinoe]

some old malta doodles

[orcboxer]

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

[automatonwithautonomy]

kind of obsessed with chivalry farseer. eats shit and dies to leave the bitter remnants of his polycule to raise his son. badly

[ninoacca]

So we lingered a time. The days were warm, the hunting was good.

[2129888]

*farseers your fool*

[pigeon-princess]

I've recently started reading the Realm of the Elderlings series for the first time and I've never fallen in love with a book series so fast!! I feel CRAZY! Here's some Fitz + The Fool (pls no spoilers in the replies I beg)