𝓐𝓫𝓲𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓵/אביגיל

she/her | en/fr/yi | Jewish antizionist | poly transbian | 18 y.o (02/19/2008) | am*rican (unfortunately) | autism incarnate

[frightvale]

i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless. 

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[i-am-the-oyster]

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[anarchycatss]

[maja-paja]

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralpyre]

[saulwexler]

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

[queenofnots]

[queenofnots]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

[mornington-the-crescent]

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

[crownedpatriot11]

What do you think he does

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

[theodoretheninja]

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

[wanderer-chronicles]

[wanderer-chronicles]

[serregon]

🤨

[proship-fictionkin]

THE TEXAS HAMMER

[nanitecitys]

Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.

[elphabaoftheopera]

don't forget these jungle law billboards i have to pass every day

that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them

[therogueduchess]

[knightofiris]

I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Sweet James

[nada-nothin-nil]

used to pass this every day

[brightside-brigade]

This is just how lawyers are.

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[loveridden1999]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[sentient-brassiere]

@pukicho pregnant bc he didn’t wish my gf a happy vacation!!!🤬🤬🤬

[pukicho]

This has to be considered some form of bullying

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[pukicho]

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

[animentality]

[animentality]