Terrible Pants

The fashion gods are crying and we spit in their eyes with glee. This is the place to celebrate the strange and the tacky, the impractical and the unique, the wonderfully eye-catching “fashion disasters” that make the world so much more interesting. Beauty is whatever we want it to be — and I choose to find it here ♡

[maulscrafts]

^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls

^ shrimp in there

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I owe an apology to comic/anime artists who draw catsuits vacuum sealed to women's breasts and butts. I'm sorry I made fun of your stupid unrealistic art. Yesterday I went out to buy paint and saw two women in athletic wear and their teeny shorts cupped their individual buttcheeks, thus prominently displaying the whole butt, crack and all, merely coloured by the cloth clinging so tightly to it, right there in the paint purchasing line at the hardware store. It turns out that your art was not unrealistic. It's possible.

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

Well I'll be damned. The wonders of textile technology.

Now you too can look like the widely-mocked illustration practices of immature adult men!

@swolfeh buying you a pair of these

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not to be all "the kids today make horrible fashion choices" but I never want to see these pants again

[msspookypickles]

Summer is coming. There is no escaping them

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not in my hemisphere

[goth-queen]

[tired-momfriend]

You’ve heard of Jorts

NOW PREPARE FOR KNORTS

[tired-momfriend]

I did not severely damage my search history with the abomination of “knorts” for no notes.

[ceekari]

that’s crochet and those are crorts

[tired-momfriend]

You have no idea how much I regret this post… I even tried to edit it once I realized it was actually crochorts but no one ever sees that version.. I am.. so tired

[gar-wafflez]

need this shirt

[shamebats]

The life skill fashion brands don't want you to know: mending clothes.

Tiktok post by @ wynunlimited.

[thoodleoo]

recently attended a talk about mythology for younger students and the professor giving it had photoshopped clipart of clothes over all the nude vase art and the effect was so comical i had to try and reproduce it. here is my artist's rendition of jorts odysseus from the slide about the sirens

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

The art of mindless embroidery.

by @ toolbburs (no pronouns in bio).

[shamebats]

Tiktok post by @ wynunlimited.

[shutyourmoustache]

[demonicae]

Jurch

[catchymemes]

[internetgreatesthits]

[thoughtportal]

[desfraisespartout]

This is a nice video showing an blind/invisible stitch, which is quite useful for repairing tears or finishing something (ex. cushion).

Also, that extra step for putting back the seam is really nice.

[hollowedskin]

I love Tumblr. I had to agree to see mature content before I could open this video.

But who among us doesn’t find a neat seam at least somewhat sexy?

[the-haiku-bot]

But who among us

doesn’t find a neat seam at

least somewhat sexy?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[memeclassheroes]

[teamwaffle-o]

[elodieunderglass]

I think this is very horrible with legs.

Hi - hello, yes. this is, clearly, in a shoe shop. they're like: you know what we need here. is some crocs wearing crocs. I admire your composure in sending it to me, I really do. That involves serious presence of mind. I would probably have left the shop.

[abigailspinach]

https://dieworkwear.com/2022/08/26/how-to-develop-good-taste-pt-1/

From the comments "In my experience clothing on anyone looks best when it is done with confidence. We are all different shapes and sizes. I was really struck by your post on dressing well that included John Goodman in a faded t-shirt and jeans. He rocks it!"

Excellent advice, whatever gender or style one is looking for. Thank you

I'm a trans guy and Derek, I can tell you my wardrobe has improved a huge amount simply by reading your threads. The "dress for your body type" stuff never worked well for me; your threads about putting together an intentional look and for getting a good fit - that's 99% of the game.

derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social)

I get this question a lot. I don't have strong views on how transmasc people should dress, but since I often get the question, I've thought