[rogha]

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

[rogha]

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

[rogha]

bbc sherlock wants what i have

[crimewave420]

[2beer]

2 years ago i tried drawing this from memory at work and it got hung above the cash registers for like a week

[elliot-amy]

[medievaljournalist]

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

[le-catman]

[bowelflies]

Splatoon Rainbow War (1985)

the full video doesn't seem to be available anywhere online so i uploaded it to a google drive here

[catgirltoofies]

stop using google chrome. switch to mozilla firefox.

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

also put on these fox ears and this tail plug and start mewling

[catgirltoofies]

you don't have to do that

[bluef00t]

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

[boastmalone]

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

[oracleocelot]

[belladonnaprice-deactivated2025]

[angelicguy]

*eating wasabi peas next to you on a plane, coughing after every one* *tapping you on the shoulder* That one was hot.

[iain-pm]

My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked

like why’s it gotta be so accurate

[jaspertheshark]

What’s fascinating to me is realizing that we simply ignore the glottal stop in every word that begins with a vowel when we speak quickly. Like unless you’re enunciating or speaking slowly you simply tell that glottal stop “fuck you” and hook the vowel to the previous consonant sound. Amazing. Glottal stops more like waste of time amirite

[glowingghosty]

SUPER SALAD

[headspace-hotel]

Wtf we actually talk like this don’t we

[assassinregrets]

[ladydorian]

[technofeudalism]

holy shit watch this until the end for a wild easter egg. not gonna spoil it and not sure when this aired but wow

twitter

[clocks-divorcing-ticks]

It’s important to understand that this segment is 9 years old.

[cuteness--overload]

[garfield-69]

kimtty

[sasukehoe]

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

[skywardstrapon]

from the same thread:

[anagramofbrat]

I have witnessed so much slaughter and death here

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[lmaonade]

i hate how much a third monitor would improve my general workflow bc even two monitors is too much i wish i could be happy with one lmao

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

In your attempt to make the internet a more "friendly" place you made it more sterile and boring than ever

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Oh wait this is the wrong post lol

[lmaonade]

i was like god damn what did i do