Not the doctor but close

My name is Jade, I am a proud nationally certified EMT, and my hobbies are working on computers and hunting and saving people of course. Message me if you want to talk i love talking and i wont bite! I am also a vape fanatic so if you love vaping hit me up!!!!

[hardstoplucas1]

Zombie Apocalypse

[midknyghtkvng93]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[dynastylnoire]

Lmaoooooooo

[timugamaileilani]

IM WHEEZING I LOVE HARDSTOPLUCAS

[treecakes]

fgfdgfgfgfh

[michuno-blog1]

Source?

[reperspectivity]

@michuno 

I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’. 

They ran with that.

[shadows-ember]

She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.

[im-the-batmann]

Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch

[odinsblog]

Maxwell has anger management issues

[hotvampireadjacent]

he fucking killed her

[mnnmmnnmm1-deactivated20190517]

hello there

[ruinedchildhood]

Visit Original Link

Kids today won’t ever know the struggle of downloading a song from Limewire and getting Bill Clinton

[lesbianrey]

@lesbianahsoka here you go anya

original full audio

[oleathe]

Bye

[feesparkles]

Mom was eating it too 😭😭

[parakeet]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

bööls of wa’ah

[dangerhamster]

this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like

[odin-n-out]

When you finally understand the horrors of capitalism

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[did-you-know]

Chris Farley was the original voice of Shrek. He’d recorded nearly 90% of his lines before he died, but instead of having an impersonator record the remaining lines, they hired Mike Myers and completely re-wrote the film. You can listen to Farley’s Shrek online and hear how different his interpretation of the character was. Source Source 2 Source 3

[motorcyclles]

[mooglemain]

GET THIS THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

[ringnail]

Happy EMS week! Sometimes it’s like you and your partner are out of this world, other times you have to resort back to the book.

Inspired by Sesame Street’s “Yip yip” Martians 

[that-ems-guy]

Still love this 😂

[invertel3ae]

Wow doomfist’s new skin looks great

[serdunkthelunk]

[natooine-deactivated20170820]

[mugglesofficial]

im SCREAMIBG

[cumdealer-deactivated20200206]

YOU ARE KIDDING ME