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dragkingandreweldritch

nature is healing

funny-tik-toks

mesmerishh

reaction is so chaotic, yet delivery is perfection

disassociatingsquid

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

dashcon

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

gehenna27

homunculus-argument

I keep accidentally slamming my boyfriend's head with the fridge door, and one of these days it's going to hit hard enough to leave a mark and I'll have a hell of a time explaining how the fuck you do something like that by accident.

absolutecreature

How the fuck do you do something like that by accident tho

homunculus-argument

our apartment is tiny, his computer desk is right next to the fridge, the fridge door opens a full 180 degrees and he is seated right in the danger zone.

absolutecreature

I still domt understand how the head is the damaged area but I appreciate the explanation

homunculus-argument

An illustration

urhokarila

Questions answered perfectly. Keep a copy in your wallet to show EMTs/police.

skittyminecraft

x

arabella-ardor

faggotjonesss

catchymemes

minicy

[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]

lew-basnight

mariaalenkoshepard

Me, a millennial who has never eaten a single avocado toast

bi-honor

did you drink a latte?

mariaalenkoshepard

It was just the one officer I swear

fishingboatproceeds

Your persistence is admirable tumblr but even with this godawfully ugly update i can still edit john greens posts. So once again. suck my dick

goodzillo-deactivated20220127

I love these posts, they no longer exist at the source but we pass them between our blogs like a delightful digital oral history

dankmemeuniversity

aliciameade

Tumblr's stupid dash placeholder really elevated this post.

flork-of-cows-official

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

reblogs-by-jinarra

gayluigi

Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!

amethystsoda

beardedmrbean

radiofreederry

queenpalms

humancomputer-blog1

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

cloudfreed

“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”

aletheyass

body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water

aletheyass

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

theentiregdtime

me, getting along well with my male coworkers:

brainstatic

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

emptyjunior

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

ssskeletonsoffun

thatsoneforamerica

Gotta do everything myself around here

otterology

So, I went into this guy’s Wikipedia page, because he looked familiar. And there’s this big “Controversies” section, so I was preparing myself to read that even the margaritas/pterodactyls guy has sexually assaulted someone. But it turns out that he hasn’t. However, he:

- Has been sued for copyright infringement for a ‘blasphemous’ musical rendition of a monologue from the 1950s

- He was on a plane with U2′s Bono and his family, and the plane was shot by the Jamaican police, who believed they were smuggling marijuana. He wrote a song about the incident.

- He’s actually a singer, and his better known song in called MARGARITAVILLE. He also owns the Margaritaville Cafe restaurant chain. And has licensed Margaritaville Tequila, Margaritaville Footwear, and a Margaritaville Foods. He owns the Margaritaville Casino, has released a “Margaritaville Online” game, and he wrote and starred in a musical called “Escape to Margaritaville”

- He also wrote a song called “Math Suks”, which was condemned by the US National Council of Teachers of Mathematics for its alleged negative effect on children’s education.

- He was thrown out of a basketball game he was watching for using blasphemous language in front of kids.

- And he was detained by French customs for allegedly carrying over 100 pills of ecstasy. Although he was released after paying a fine, and, according to him, the pills were a B-vitamin supplement.

So, yeah, that was refreshing controversies section-wise, but now I don’t know what to do with all that information.

backyardbob01

Maybe its my age, but i’m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn’t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

steelblaidd

☝️

Beach, booze, Buffett.

alexseanchai

Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is “Margaritaville” and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

kvothe-kingkiller

absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called “this guy”

officiallordvetinari

Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett