YA bOii

[satanstrousers]

Thanks mom.

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[latenights]

weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day

[rvchey-deactivated20190127]

What the heck, I love this.

[gatta-cicova]

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

[zechv]

thoughts of a goldfish

[thebootydiaries]

goldfish: nice rock

goldfish: nice rock

goldfish: nice rock

goldfish: nice rock

goldfish: The country’s economy and labor market remain in deep disrepair. Whereas our various post-market institutions (e.g., the safety net, educational institutions, health institutions) have a mixed record of coping with the rising poverty and inequality that has been handed to them by a still-struggling economy and labor market.

goldfish: nice rock

[radiowithnohead]

elon musk and grimes are the weird emo kids who wear matching collars and like meow at each other in public

[radiowithnohead]

this got like 10 more notes after elon dumbass baby man went on twitter on acid and told the world hes into thigh high socks like a fucking weeaboo but i want to let the record show i wrote this beforehand bc i knew

[omegaboner]

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

[mesopelagic]

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

[mesopelagic]

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

[mesopelagic]

stop calling me a centaur

[luigiisgod]

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight  gf: yeah they are me: you know who else is beautiful though?  gf: *blushes* who  me: luigi 

[a6]

[ilovewhiterussian]

- what are you wearing 

- FYvfychmschpvaokey 

[bodyglitter]

me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears

me 3 seconds later:

[lord-kitschener]

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

hey what the fuck

[lord-kitschener]

Stop being afraid to live deliciously

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

[thorthedorkworld]

The kingsman fight but Mamma Mia sung by Meryl Streep is playing

[taliabobalia]

i don’t know how but this just made me 10% gayer

[victorious]