The Gift of Gay Prophecy

I will see you all in eeby deeby

[thatgayprophet]

I need help finding a few DpxDc fan fics I’ve read before on ao3, I’ve been desperately looking for hours and it’s actually driving me insane, like I have to be missing something obvious if I can’t find any of them

5/5 have been found!!!

Thank you beautiful angels for your help I love you all some much

@maikron found #4

@aizengomenvt found #1

@aconitewolfsbane found #3 and #5

@toomanyfandomsorkinafs found #2

♥️

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1: (THIS ONES BEEN FOUND) so at a normal Justice league meeting a demon suddenly shows up and claims Tim’s soul because apparently his parents sold his soul when he was a baby, and so the demon takes Tim to Danny The Ghost king and Danny is like “I outlawed soul deals go fuck yourself” and gives tim his soul back, and so they try to figure out out to get Tim back home and also maybe flirt while they are at it, while in the meantime the batfam is falling apart and make Constantine help them get tim back and it’s so cute I love it so much

This one is ‘I was born to be destroyed’ by Eucalypt_22

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65027407/chapters/167199502#workskin

It’s one of my all time favs I love it so much. Completed with 12k words and 3 chapters

“Years ago, when Jack and Janet Drake were newly married, they made a deal. They bargained good fortune, prosperity and success for their business, in exchange for their first-born child.

Now, a demon appears in the middle of a meeting at the watchtower, looking to collect.

OR
Tim’s parents sell him to a demon who tries to gift him to High King Phantom. Needless to say, Danny doesn’t appreciate this gesture and is really just interested in helping this cute boy get home.”

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2. (THIS ONES BEEN FOUND) Danny and Tim are secret twins and Tim is on the phone with Danny while at titans tower when Jason comes back to try to kill him and so Danny flies through the phone and tries to deescalate and also tattles on tim AND Jason to Bruce while he’s at it

This one is ‘Towers of lies crumbling down’ by Wolfjackle

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65485111

completed 5k words 1 chapter, it’s so funny and sweet

“Danny's chatting with Tim on the phone having fun. But then his brother's voice gets tight and he claims he has to leave.

Only the call doesn't disconnect. When he hears yelling and shattering glass, Danny fears the worst.

He flies through the phone, secrets be damned.”

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3. (THIS ONES BEEN FOUND) Danny is with the young Justice team from like season one and he’s super grumpy all the time. While out on a mission Vlad shows up and attacks Danny and he almost wins but Danny ghostly wails him away, but he’s so hurt that he transforms back to human and everyone freaks out. And so back up at the watchtower when he wakes up he reveals his tragic backstory and also that he’s not eating nearly enough for his metabolism and batman is like I’m rich you can eat literally as much as you want I promise. and so later when the young Justice team comes back they walk into Danny at a table in the cafateria with a mountain of food wrappers telling stories and making flash laugh his ass off and he’s like hey guys I’m not hungry anymore! And they’re like ohhhhh he was grumpy cuz he was hangry!

This one is is ‘Feels so friendly when you say (Hello)’ by Bonfirefly

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65965165

Completed 7k words 1 chapter, It’s so silly I love it

“You're not you when you're hungry. Eat a Snickers.

That's especially true for a lonesome ghost who can't afford to eat with a speedster's metabolism

Cue Danny's perpetually hangry and sleep-deprived self attempting to work with a team while he's not like himself

(At least until Batman does what he does best and throws money at the problem.

Then...Then, it's Dick's problem that Phantom's actually cute when he's not biting someone's head off)

~~~
Danny: *snarling and snapping at people*
Also Danny 5 mins later after a snack: (๑♡ᵕ♡๑)”

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4. (THIS ONES BEEN FOUND) The Justice league is facing some otherworldly threat and is out of their league (haha) and so Constantine begrudgingly calls Danny who is like a little trickster gremlin until Constantine is like “they’re gonna throw mars out of orbit!” And Danny immediately gets so serious and scary cuz his obsession is space so he’s like I’ll brb and goes and decimates the enemy instantly and when he comes back he’s super chill and is like eating kryptonite or smth.

This one is ‘Out of orbit’ by C4t1l1n4

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63857989

Completed 2k words 1 chapter

I love chaotic powerful gremlin ghost king Danny

“The Earth is under attack by forces the Justice League can’t stop, so they call in John Constantine for help. Constantine knows just who can solve their problem—Danny Phantom: Ghost, budding Ancient of Space and King of the Infinite Realms.”

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5. (THIS ONES BEEN FOUND This one’s a part 2 to where the Kent’s adopt Danny. So something spooks Danny and he jets into the atmosphere and he ends up accidentally getting hit by the watchtower as it orbits. and everyone is in there so supes knocks on the window and tells him to come in so he floats through and everyone is like 😱, and Clark is like this is my little brother🥰, and danny hisses at flash or green arrow or smth

This one is ‘Superman has a brother?’ By PickleofwhichisFickle64

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66145942

Completed 878 words 1 chapter

Very cute very silly

“After Danny gets spooked and flies up into the atmosphere, he crashes into the Justice League Watchtower. The JL is very confused.”

[thatgayprophet]

Rewatching My Little Pony Equestria Girls Friendship Games gets harder and harder every time as I get older. There was a lot I didn’t understand when I was younger than twilight and the others, but I am adult now and god. The scenes with Principal Cinch and twilight are so devastating to watch because twilight is being so blatantly manipulated and verbally, emotionally, and psychologically abused and it’s genuinely so hard to watch.

When I was younger I just saw her as evil yeah, but now that I’m an adult I see her for what she really is. She’s not just evil but she’s a child abuser. What she’s doing is blackmail, manipulation, and nothing short of abuse.

I know it’s just my little pony and I’ve been yelled at for reading into it too deeply before, but god it just kinda makes me sick to watch. She’s literally just a kid who’s terrified out of her mind because all the adults in her life are either cruel and abusive or completely failing her otherwise. Cadence and shining armor should not be letting this happen. And the other kids at the school have clearly had just as much manipulation with some brainwashing and indoctrination thrown in there too.

When I was younger I looked up to the Maine Six but now that I’m older than them I see everything so much clearer and it’s honestly kind of horrifying, and I imagine this feeling is only gonna get worse as I get older.

[thatgayprophet]

It’s not women that paint all men to be monsters, it’s the men who claim that violence, assault, and harassment are in their bare nature.

[thatgayprophet]

So I haven’t finished bungo stray dogs yet I’m only in like season 2 but last night I had a dream with an image I remember vividly it was Dazai Chuuya and Mori, chuuya was like unconscious or something and Dazai was holding on to him on the ground and protecting him and mori was protecting both of them and it was like really sweet and I feel like I should draw it because it deserves to exist actually

[thatgayprophet]

Some little Mk doodles :)

[thatgayprophet]

I want one of the hundred handed ones from Ancient Greek mythology to wring me out like a damp towel

[thatgayprophet]

Last night I woke up in a cold sweat and wrote down

“Dlopfakcs arebabbit of a misbimer beause my hat shit no nt flop that shitmbbudsin

Tove crispiest but og they ertr glssted flooygffff

Yym”

which roughly translates to

flopjacks are a bit of a misnomer because that shit don’t flop that shit bussin

rice crispies but if they were called flopjacks

Yum

and then I promptly passed back out

[thatgayprophet]

Me: no need to be so dramatic guys, I was just in a silly goofy mood

The host of the intervention: we think you’re a kleptomaniac

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Imagine if both was pronounces like broth

[thatgayprophet]

Zombies 4 is gonna have vampires and one of their colors will be yellow I am calling it now

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[thatgayprophet]

Spoliers for the owl house!!

had a dream last night that the finale of the owl house had a big twist where belos brought back the original caleb, his brother, and expected him to side with him, but instead, he sided with our gang of protagonists and helped them defeat belos and i remember one vivid image of him giving hunter a piggy back ride and I obligated to draw it-

[thatgayprophet]

Remember that time someone said how they were told that sometimes angels will try to carry you to heaven while youre asleep but sometimes they drop you and someone replied with have you ever suddenly woken up feeling like you’re falling?

i love that but i especially love the implications of that because that means that people just b out here dying in their sleep all the time for no reason, and it has to be for no reason because otherwise that reason would continue to be happening after you wake up and still kill you, so that means that sometimes people either just die inexplicably in their sleep or rogue angels are out here stealing souls but either way it is constantly thwarted by angels being so god damn clumsy in this essay i will-

[thatgayprophet]

Disney works fast but CinemaSins works faster

[thatgayprophet]

Sometimes i will click on something and start scrolling but then i get the brain gumpies and have to go all the way back to the first one i clicked on to exit out or else my brain stem begins to spontaneosly combust my neural pathways

[thatgayprophet]

A european threatens me but i simply eat my celery and laugh at their weakness