The Girl In Question

[wolffess]

baby checklist: high chair ✔️ crib ✔️

[sakura-haruka]

#Most precious baby in the galaxy

[dyoxyys]

the holy trinity of perplexing youtube phenomenon from around 10 years ago

[natrasharomanova]

i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there's the Baby Vest.

it looks like this:

it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we're literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.

[jungwildeandfree]

fire alarm (ringing)

me, stuffing babies into my vest: sorry excuse me i have to leave immediately 

[wretchedoftheearth]

I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay

[poovellamkettuppar]

[damnitrj]

[destinyrush]

[auntchappy-deactivated20181217]

This, though. This is exactly what’s wrong with white people.

This is why shit like Trump happens.

You don’t “agree to disagree” with a rapist, or a racist, or fascist, or a white supremacist.

You agree to disagree about if banana bread is better with or without walnuts.

You agree to disagree if Venus or Serena Williams is the greatest.

You agree to disagree if a sunrise is more beautiful than a sunset.

You don’t agree to disagree about hurting people.

You just don’t.

So fuck your “agree to disagree.”

[ruffboi-mags]

you agree to disagree on whether pineapple belongs on pizza.

you do not “agree to disagree” on things that actually HURT REAL PEOPLE.

[xmagnet-o]

What’s wild is that so many liberal white women are like this and still believe they are “progressive/inclusive to marginalized people”.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

They both pathetic cowards, soooo.

[sizvideos]

[cyclonemetal]

“well, it seems we are at an impasse.”

“so we are. carry on, cat”

“same to you, bird.”

[the-bitch-who-made-god-cum]

They literally were in an awkward situation

[freddie-facilier-deactivated202]

I love how the bird leaves like “well, I best be hitting the dusty trail”

[katecolleen]

I will reblog this every time.

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[hashtagloveloses]

the renaissance faire is just comic con but outside and with jousting on horses instead of deadpool with a katana vs a brony with a lightsaber

[theeverydaypagan]

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey I have seen a Brony and Deadpool fighting at a ren faire. It was historically accurate and Deadpool handed that guys ass to him.

[hashtagloveloses]

i cannot believe this

[machine-dove]

Renaissance faires are comic-cons with a storyline and more beer.

[ariaste]

renfaires are a source of deep chaos energy

[ignescent]

one of my favorite times at a ren faire was when there was a troupe of full costume klingon warriors that stayed in character about how their time travel must have been misconfigured, as they were aiming for the late 20th century, rather than the renaissance. 

[thatgirllil]

I know two of those people

[penguinssonamor]

I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

[squidbroom]

op this looks absolutely magical

[traveling-madness]

I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl

[alicexz]

A quick concept painting I did of Halle Bailey, who was announced as the new live-action Ariel! WHICH I AM INCREDIBLY HERE FOR

This already went crazy viral so there’s probably reposts out there already but anyway here’s the original tweet and Instagram post if ya’ll care to share~

[odinsblog]

“I’m not going to the fucking White House. No.”

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is seeing your friend’s car in the grocery store parking lot and parking so close to him that he can’t open his door and has the crawl through the passenger’s side.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is hot gluing four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica to the ceiling of his hallway closet and seeing how long it takes him to notice that there’s four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica hot glued to the ceiling of his hallway closet.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is watching the graceful curve of his body as he stretches in bed, fixating on the strip of skin where his shirt’s pulled up juuuust enough that you can sneeze on his exposed stomach and then run away while he’s distracted and bewildered by how super gross and unnecessary that was.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is sending him an e-mail that says, “The Harbinger of Boy Sauce is Upon You,” instead of just, like, texting him and letting him know you’re on your way to help him do his shots.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is calling him in the middle of the night and waking him up because you heard a weird noise outside that you’re about to investigate, and you need moral support and also someone to call an ambulance if you end up having to knife fight a racoon.

[c3rvida3]

No, it’s platonic. If it’s romantic, you gotta’ have a rose between your teeth and one titty out.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

She was one of the first pro athletes to kneel in solidarity with Colin Kaepernick in 2016. She’s a real one.

[bublog]

Dearest Grumpy Cat, you were the yin to my yang, and a truly majestic feline. I am eternally grateful for the years I was able to share with you on Earth, and look forward to the light years I’ll get to spend with you in space.

[blackwomenincostume]

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, Spiderwoman, Amazing Spider-Man, Spider-Girl, some mashups…and a couple MJs. (@cosplay.doctor @marimari3__ @diana.the.great @dramatikosplay @otakuskumcosplay @alexisvictorious @kitti_rah @cutiepiesensei @flawless_by_tenisha @sailoryoshee 📸 @imperial.stout.trooper @brandonogilberto @davidthestrange @cyntheticphotography) https://instagram.com/p/BmWTwSyg_bb/

[urfvgrl]

So… I did not know I needed to see black women in Spidey costumes but I did. I really did. I needed this.