[thememedaddy]

[byjove]

“women are so mean to men now” they were putting arsenic in their coffee back in the day

[puzzled-pegasus]

Some guys just cant hold their arsenic smh

[popsunner]

[popsunner]

[popsunner]

[popsunner]

[unashamedly-pratchett]

[willgrahamscock]

why would you wanna be a dude when you’re a hot girl? I don’t get it

why would you eat an orange when I like apples

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[polyamorousmood]

It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

[silosworld]

Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"

[rincent-van-uggh]

[artemisiasea]

It’s important for each of us to think about what is sacred to us, in the sense of what it is we most value. And then we have to ask, “Is my life in alignment with that? Do my relationships, my work, my celebrations, the ways I spend my time, further that? Or do they work against it? What kind of support do I need to continue what I’m doing, and what kind of support do I need to change?”

Starhawk, Listening to the Land

[rrrick]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

unexpectedly sexy part of the Sinners credits. we LOVE a thoroughly sourced film.

[lettersfromthelionsmane]

logging back after a multi-year hiatus just to reblog my tumblr cameo

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

SINNERS RAILROAD CONSULTANT KELLY LYNCH???

[m1xymaxymash]

[anasabdin]

Conditions Apply [ 10 colors ]

[future-crab]

So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:

Absolutely iconic.

[flamingkorybante]

My friend worked with the People With AIDS Coalition in 1990 and found this while cleaning out some old folders. I can't stop thinking about it.

[satan-offical]

Don't use Gemini or ChatGPT just use me, I can give you misinformation and I'll do a little dance

[his-dark-memerials-deactivated2]

He doesn’t even know, and he doesn’t want to.

[thatdisasterauthor]

I don't go here but I feel like "It's a metaphor. Don't force it to do the work of a fact." is a great statement about literature and fan-content in general.

[rhymeswithdoctor]

I went to pottery class today and opened by asking several of my classmates if they knew how to use the slab roller upstairs. Nobody did but everyone wanted to, so when the teacher got in I’m like “hey teach, do you know how to use the slab roller upstairs” and she’s like “no” (she’s a visiting artist who only got here a couple months ago so this is not very surprising) “but I’ve used a lot of different ones and I bet we can figure it out.” Me: “do you want to go on a Journey of Discovery?” Everyone: yes. YES. *cue sickos faces* so we all thunder up the stairs periodically shouting JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY and our teacher snags another person who uses the slab roller A Lot and this person gives us a very thorough lesson and demonstration and every so often someone else wanders through and asks what’s happening and we all go JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY at them and now everyone knows how to use the slab roller and honestly I cannot recommend this approach enough as a way to make learning new skills and life generally more exciting.

[starstruckodysseys]

did you know? you can meet people who will love you unconditionally for who you are. but watch out! the distance

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon]

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor