I love taking care of garter snakes so much
YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
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I love taking care of garter snakes so much
grace you gotta lock in
"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"
can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6
unrestrained summer fun
every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event
If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?
read your bible
thanks!
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i come off as a #hater most of the time but the truth is i rlly do like being in communities for things i like the problem is that a lot of the time fan discussion centers entirely on shipping and shipping discourse and not like, talking about interesting or fun facets of that thing. and it sucks bc i love to examine details i like about my interests and figure out why they work and themes etc and it’s fun but it’s hard to talk about that stuff when a majority of conversation on that given property is interpreting everything as a romantic gesture . am i making sense.
ok glad to see that i’m not alone in this let’s go get baja blast everyone.
I wrote a version of Cinderella with a mermaid godmother earlier this week to make a stupid pun, and I cringe every time it gets notes because a good half of the reactions are “oh I thought this was going to about Cinderella falling in love with Ariel” and like yeah fun shipping rewrites are cool gay romance is cool have your fun stories whatever, but it’s got to the point where you do any rewrite or fanfic whatsoever and it’s just expect to be a shipping fic, “putting Cinderella near the water means it MUST be a gay mermaid story” is so expected that it’s boring, you’ve made all shipping boring, gay princesses are boring now because it’s all anybody expects to see, I literally cannot write a fan exploration of anything without people being like “oh why isn’t it shippy” or “oh why isn’t it gay” OTHER DISCUSSIONS ARE ALLOWED TO EXIST TOO AND I AM TOO AROMANTIC FOR THIS SHIT
Actually I really want to read whatever this is: Cinderella is so old that versions of it exist all over the world. Multiple versions contain an element where the godmother character is a magic fish. So in that sense that you might’ve done some really cool research, I am suddenly very interested.
The story is on the website if you want it
The Danny Phantom phandom is statistically low ship and has a higher number than average of aspec fans if anyone is interested
It's also absolutely drowning in Batman crossover content though, to the point where finding pure Phandom stuff can be downright annoying.
Wait I just remembered that the only piece of Danny Phantom fanfic I ever wrote was a Supernatural crossover. Complaint from my glass house retracted, you shine on Batphamdom.
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
rewatched Wake Up Dead Man last night and something struck me about the scene right before the phone call with Louise.
Blanc picks up the Jesus figurine - the last piece of the box they haven't dismantled to search. And he looks up at Jud, almost asking permission—
—which Jud gives immediately, because he sees where Blanc is going with that (it's hollow, there could be a clue inside).
and at first I was like. oh haha Blanc looks at the priest to get permission to smash the Jesus figurine. and then I was like. oh. Blanc looks at the priest to get permission to smash the Jesus figurine, and the priest doesn't even hesitate.
yeah, it's a cheap trinket, of course it doesn't really matter if they break it. but look at the context of the scene! Jud is getting swept away in the mystery, in Blanc's game of crime-solving, and forgetting his real priorities. As he puts it later:
Jud: IT IS A GAME! ... And by using me in it, you're setting me against my real and only purpose in life! Which is not to fight the wicked and bring them to justice, but to serve them and bring them to Christ. Otherwise I'm just as bad as Wicks, making it about me and not Jesus.
Because as we all know, the scene immediately after smashing the figurine is when Jud calls Louise. And he's impatient. He's rushing her. He's trying to get the answer, to solve the crime, and Blanc is there in the background urging him on. When Louise says, can I ask you something? his answer is if you can make it quick.
and then.
It shocks Jud out of his impatience and focus on the crime. Where before he was talking quickly and speaking over Louise, he now stops and takes his time, actually considering what to say and, more importantly, listening to her.
As she talks, Jud looks at Blanc, who is still like ?? but who, to his credit, doesn't try to rush the conversation when he sees the look on Jud's face. And then he looks at the Jesus figurine.
Which he allowed, and encouraged, Blanc to destroy. Just like he's allowing and even encouraging Blanc to destroy the members of his church, who he is supposed to serve. Making it about him and not Jesus.
road to Damascus moment.
this scene is masterful for so many reasons, but I love the use of the Jesus figurine to symbolize Jud's relationship to the church, and how Blanc interacts with that relationship. Because Blanc asks!! He doesn't just break the figurine, he waits for Jud to agree. None of this is on Blanc (aside from perhaps his characteristic flippancy about murder), he's just doing his job. As an atheist, he has no qualms about dismantling religious systems and bringing people to justice instead of extending grace, and he's not the bad guy for that! We have two whole movies before this where it's clear that Blanc's methods work and are the right thing in certain circumstances!
It's just that in this circumstance, they fundamentally conflict with Jud's core beliefs, and it's on Jud to hold himself to those standards and set that boundary with Blanc. Once he does, Blanc reassesses his methods and respects Jud's wishes.
Jud just needed this scene to remind him of those beliefs.
outfit for when you have an unimaginable amount of misunderstandings every day
something that i find interesting about independent animation nowadays is that if you don't have studio/streamer backing, you have to release your work yourself on the internet, but you have to do it for free on the internet because virtually nobody is going to be willing to accept a paywall just for one original show, so what you have to do in order to make any money off of it is make all of your money from merchandising, but then this means that you show must be merchandisable and have very toyetic character designs that translate easily to plushies and whatnot, but then you also need to cater your show to people who are disproportionately inclined to buy merchandise like that in the first place so that your sales can be enough to sustain you, which means that even if you want to communicate complex or difficult ideas in your work, your independent animation project must attract (at least on a first impression) and retain viewers who are both very consumerist and very capable of rabid passion, which unfortunately has a single-circle shaped venn diagram with a lot of the most toxic fandom tendencies known to man, and this explains a lot of things about independent animation and its fandoms nowadays I think
all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso
did we like, all forget about telling jokes
its gigglebait. its hehebait
what are white gay men going through
Strong as fuck ice piggy
My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields