"Locking me in, huh?"

I say, partly to lighten the mood, because his face looks about as grim as the reaper. But mostly because it's weird as shit to be locked in a stranger's house.

[thatsthewaythechrissycrumbles]

Which means, by tomorrow, the whole town will know.

Spencer, 18+ carrd!

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[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

[dykecinema]

Me about multiple women: this is the most beautiful woman in the world

[sp8ce-queen]

c0mm for @/menaciingly of Tom Ryder and Ryland Grace <3

[snifsnoof]

a common mistranslation.... (a starstruck comic)

[greelin]

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[lastoneout]

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

[gothykitsune]

I um.

Ryan Goslings?

Get it?

Ref below cut

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

[gay-demolition-guy]

After finally watching the movie and reading half of the book I now can start drawing my new obsession :D

I did this little drawing for my mom since she like the movie a lot too, but here it is.

[twinkprison]

we must get through it Thursday

[twinkprison]

? that’s not the picture i pasted but ok

[hotcoins]

me n the kids

kids: where does the sun go at night? 

me: where ever the fuck it wants, who the fuck are you 

[beggars-opera]

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

[formerlyanon]

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

[dabouse]

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

[tomboy014]

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

[dabouse]

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

[tomboy014]

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

[digitaldiscipline]

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

[kabretoss]

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

[thefoulest]

i think he knows, healy

[snifsnoof]

enjoying the sun

[bruzum]

[wenlokholmes]

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced