axi’s shores

has it really been two years since i've opened this

[someguyiguess23]

GOOD KID POSTER

collaboration between me and @thatthingaxi!!

THEY ALSO SAW IT!!

[thatthingaxi]

#happy you enjoyed!!!

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[stamps1879-deactivated20251118]

Based on true events

[thatthingaxi]

Ok, but I watched Adam Sandler's Click (2006) with my dad after arguing with him

[stamps1879-deactivated20251118]

Pardon ? 🤨

[thatthingaxi]

Stamps... have you ever seen Adam Sandler's Click (2006)

[stamps1879-deactivated20251118]

Based on true events

[thatthingaxi]

Ok, but I watched Adam Sandler's Click (2006) with my dad after arguing with him

[stamps1879-deactivated20251118]

My brother asked me to basically make him a fursona

[charlesoberonn]

"Somebody hand me my nails. I'm about to give a church a visit."

[gaul-the-unmitigated]

They got community noted.

[charlesoberonn]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

Having a hard time like, accessing my emotions. I’m not sad but I can’t ride out my happy feelings either. That’s depression I guess.

[estrogenpatchnotes]

Don’t get me wrong the actual beat for beat of my life is going GREAT I’m just mentally ill

[o-kurwa]

Preacher trying to discourage students from having premarital sex

[kaizykat]

Transcription:

Preacher: She will take you back to your dorm room --

Crowd: (shocked noises)

Preacher: And then, her roommate will jump out of the closet NAKED JAYBIRD!

Crowd: (cheering)

Crowd: THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME!

[ultramanzer0]

your discord icon vs the icon of the most recent person in your discord dm list. who wins

my icon

their icon

tie/same thing/other (no friendship option)

Voting ended onJun 24, 2024

[hastagguigui]

Guigui would win in a fight against Axi (from @thatthingaxi) but he'd definitely be reluctant to fight

plus we're sharing pfps rn so this is extra silly

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Karumonix, the Rat King

Artist: Flavio Girón TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[empress-of-dark2005]

[pnfoutofcontext]

Based on this Tumblr post about a (fake) lost episode

[pnfoutofcontext]

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[out-of-jams]

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

[writing-prompt-s]

These are all so good!!!

[cad-comic]

[animentality]

[batwynn]

This actively happened in my lifetime, and I’m in my 30s. A lot of us experienced it in real time and no one stopped it. No one helped us.

When I was 16 we would hang out outside and inside the library. We ranged from a group of 20 to a group of 3-4 people on any given day, because us 16 year olds also hung out with whatever other kid was around the area. (Mostly younger siblings and then their friends.) We never did anything wrong, never mind illegal. We were never loud in the library and were always polite to the staff. We sometimes got a little loud outside on the street when there was some contest thing going on, but not very often. We mostly hung out and talked about stuff going on in our lives.

Then one day someone called the cops on us.

And the cops showed up all ready angry, then started yelling at us for doing nothing. They couldn’t even come up with a real reason to be there yelling at us, other than to demand to know if we were a ‘gang’. When one of my friends started crying, I turned to tell her that it would be ok. The cop grabbed me, screamed at me to not look away when he was talking to me, then demand I get in the cop car and go down to the station. It took almost an hour for my mother to find out where I was because I didn’t have a cellphone at the time and the cops had just fucking kidnapped me. For comforting a friend while they screamed at us. And you know what happened?

We never hung out like that again. None of us. We all got banned from the library for a year. Again, all of this for literally no reason. They told us we were ‘misbehaving’ for simply hanging around outside being kids. And then we had no where to go. Some of those kids were forced back into their abusive homes. I literally never saw half of them again. Ever. And I lived in that town for several years after that.

So, yeah. They just started kicking us out from the outside years ago and not a single adult or group of adults gave a shit.

[leebrontide]

PROTECT KIDS. PROTECT TEENS. IF YOU TREAT YOUNG PEOPLE THIS WAY I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

[rileyav-moving]

artist tips

don’t save as jpeg

[suchirolle]

as a former yearbook editor and designer, let me explain this further

if youre only planning on posting your art online, them please save it as .png ;this is also better for transparencies as well

BUT

please, if youre planning of printing your art, NEVER use png. it makes the quality of the image pretty shitty. use jpeg or pdf instead. and always set your work at 300dpi to get a better printing quality - this means, the images are crisper and sharper and theres no slight blurriness. i had a talk with my friend who is currently taking design, and pdf is much better to use when youre working with a bigger publishing company because it still has the layers intact, but if youre only planning on printing your stuff at staples or at some small publishing store, the jpeg is the way to go.

this has been a public service announcement

[snowsuchthing]