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Hi! My name’s Jacob and I’m a classically trained pianist and flautist! Hope you enjoy your stay 👻: gotjacob

[girlballs-archive]

can you not post nsfw :(

you come into my home uninvited and tell me how i should arrange my furniture? what a fool you are. skeleton divine death blast

[escuerzoresucitado]

norwegian is an incredible language

[escuerzoresucitado]

jeg vet at du er en datafagmann

[everythingfox]

Cooling down

(via)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Doggos are so lucky when its humid they can just go lay in some water and chill but when I do it its like “Ma’am this is a public fountain, please leave”

[animentality]

[uncahier]

[cavillarie]

TOM CRUISE as LESTAT DE LIONCOURT Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

[luisonte]

lansia viva

[zackisontumblr]

HUNGRY

[citystompers1]

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

[archipelagoofliterarynonsense]

[gaylactic-fire]

They always make Link look so serious in promo art and for what?

[gaylactic-fire]

Call this false advertising

[gaylactic-fire]

[cushfuddled]

Y'ALL

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[lostinhistory]

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

[lostinhistory]

IT'S REAL

[robotlyra]

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

[ysabelmystic]

ITS REAL

[grimblo-goblin]

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

[deadbeatescape]

IN CONCEPTION BAY

[homeboygirl]

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

[homeboygirl]

they are calling in fucking air strikes from the pancreas

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.

[ralfmaximus]

You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.

[lightandfireandsunhavegone]

You don’t know that

[horrorandhalloween]

by Caducado

[flowerytale]

Maggie Smith as the fairy queen Titania, “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” (1977)

[egberts]

morning: we need to commit to cooking at home. no more fast food, no more ordering in

evening: ................ what if we were bad