the one with too many ships

she/they/he/it •Minor• "I protect my investments"

[bebx]

if you ever feel dumb and clueless, a friendly reminder that at least you’re not Mike Wheeler

[imyouraveragefangirl06-deactiva]

Remember it’s always ok if you screw up. You can always fix your mistakes.  

I mean look at Jesper. He kissed the wrong dude, and he still managed to snag Wylan. 

[decafetherealki]

Considering Jesper went to Kerch for school, I’d imagine his knowledge of the language started out fairly formal and then he picked up the slang with the Dregs.

That being said, I think it would be funny is there were still some phrases and words he hadn’t heard before and every so often needs a translation.

Jesper: Thank the saints you’re here. I have a question for you.

Kaz: I have things to do, Jesper.

Jesper: What does *insert incredibly vulgar/crass/dirty talk phrase here* mean?

Kaz, slowly looking up: ………..excuse me?

Jesper: Wylan said it to me the other day and I was too embarrassed to admit I didn’t know so I just said “okay” and left

Kaz: …..

Jesper: what? Is it something important?

Kaz: Wylan said that to you?

Jesper: Yes…?

Kaz: Gross. And you said okay and left?

Jesper: Yeah.

Kaz: That’s hilarious.

Jesper: What does it mean?

Kaz: I’m not translating that.

Jesper: Why not? What could it even mea-? Wait, was it a sex thing?

Kaz: Get out.

Jesper: Wait! You have to- oh HEY! Wylan!! There you are. Kaz was translating the thing you said to me.

Wylan: What thing?

Kaz: I’m still not repeating it.

Wylan: Not- wait…..you….don’t…..Jesper?

Jesper: I didn’t want to admit I was confused so I asked Kaz to translate. He won’t tell me what it means :(

Wylan: ……uh. Um. Well. Uh-

Kaz: don’t touch anything in here. I am no longer comfortable with that.

Wylan: how much do I need to pay you to not tell the rest of the council about this?

Kaz: I’m glad you asked (: we’ll set up an installment plan

[nicolodigenovas]

The Crows of Shadow & Bone + popular text posts - part 12💸

[embercutiepup-blog]

MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOOOOOR!!

[thatweirdofreak]

Why soo i feel likes sally jackson one hundred percent banged/dated a girl in her high school and then went percy come out to her as bisexual; she is soo happy cuz she can finally come out to her son and he would understand

[fand0mfever]

WRITE SOMETHING

[thatweirdofreak]

But my grammer is terrible-

[crackmuffins]

Sirius: ducks? Ducks.

James: ???

Remus: he does this a lot. He’s deciding whether or not he likes a certain something by saying it out loud in a questioning tone, and then saying it in either an approving or disapproving tone

Remus: it’s quite funny actually

Remus: it’s like watching a dumb toddler

[thatweirdofreak]

Why soo i feel likes sally jackson one hundred percent banged/dated a girl in her high school and then went percy come out to her as bisexual; she is soo happy cuz she can finally come out to her son and he would understand

[heyimboredtalktome]

[thatweirdofreak]

Joe Locke is literally the most precious thing ever, we have to protect them

[thatweirdofreak]

Yes.

[thaliasthunder]

will: i have no fears.

apollo: what if nico grows up and gets taller than you

will: i have one (1) fear.

[thatweirdofreak]

There is nothing else today in my mind excpet first prince

[kotortwo]

personality quiz: in ur head do u refer to yourself as i, you, or we

[thatweirdofreak]

Yes.

[monfufu]

[forsakenoathkeeper]

if u dont acknowledge the fanfics u read, the writer won’t think anyone is actually taking the time to read their stuff, which makes our effort feel wasted and our passions feel worthless

[wintermoonqueen]

Tell. The. Fanfic. Writers. How. You. Feel.

[starscheme]

I will always reblog this. It’s important.

[thatweirdofreak]

Inej was pretending to sleep in her room at the slat thinking about how nina finally got her loved one again, it had 3years 8montjs and 27 days since Matthias had left their side forever, inej missed that big ball of growling fjerdan but she had learnt to get over it, inej heard a sound which was coming from the kitchen 'who is this terrible thief trying to steal kitchen utensils' she thought to herself and crawled down the stairs like the spider she is. Inej caught sight of the back of kaz's head, she could recognise it anywhere. "I thought I was quite but it seems like not quite enough to slip past u" kaz said knowing inej was behind him, she couldn't suprise him anymore, even though she tried a lot. "Well, u are doing very bad then" she replied as she placed herslef silently on the kitch counter this reminded her of the times her mom used to cook sweets for the festival, she wud place herself just like this giving her moth company. "Pass me the sugar, will u" kaz said breaking inej from her dreams of the past that could never return. She passed the sugar to kaz but as he came near to grab it, inej wrapped her legs around kaz's waist, inej wanted to have some fun today. Kaz and inej were healing better now, but yet they only held hands afraid that the other would not like any other response. Kaz chuckled to himself and said " inej the cookies" they looked at each other and kept the comfortable gaze for a full minute, that's when kaz decided to lean in. He was hesitating not sure if inej would like that, but she responded by connecting her lips with his, it was a gentle and soft kiss that lasted only half a minute but it was enough to make both of them completely out of breath. This was the first time that inej had kissed anyone willingly. She could see the blush that crept through kaz's pale neck. "i love u" he said, "i love u too"

[isaiahkellson]

leo: would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million?

piper: i’d roundhouse kick you in the face for free

leo: [tearing up] i’m your best friend?

[thatweirdofreak]

I-